Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

Referring to Heracles, by the way.

Achilles literally wants to box Heracles so that's bullshit and Heracles is very much on Karna's level, what freshly terrible take is this?
This fucker miss Heracles being able to block Surtr's Sword... at all?
Or take 2 Planet Destroying "Arrows" to kill?

 

[Paxton]

 

[Paxton]

Again, referring to Herc

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Again, referring to Herc

Who the hell are these people and at this point, I think they are just memeing you.

 

[Paxton]

Who the hell are these people and at this point, I think they are just memeing you.

Well considering they genuinely think Super Karna is literally equal to Godjuna (he isn't right?)... maybe.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Well considering they genuinely think Super Karna is literally equal to Godjuna... maybe.

These dudes need to actually read the story unless they believe Shiki Tohno can defeat Surtr now.

 

[Type-Rey]

Actually, @Type-Rey stated it actually DOES exist in the original Japanese version...

No, i actually didn't said that.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

No, i actually didn't said that.

I thought you did... my bad then.

 

[Type-Rey]

I said that both the official and fan translations use "micro" and that SB 's term of "instant" is covered by specific japanese terms that aren't in the Japanese text.

It's easy to search for any specific comment by using the search function.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Alright, I apologize for that, my bad.

 

[Qinglong]

Referring to Heracles, by the way.

, p.154-155]

For instance, a subspecies Holy Grail War in Greece would create a struggle for a “catalyst of Heracles”, and the magi who managed to get it would win… In other words, the whole thing seems to go full circle and turn into a simple battle of magecraft between magi in the end. As a cute one-time divorcee magus said, “Rather, the whole idea of fighting that macho guy in his homeland is seriously ridiculous in the first place.”
After the use of Heracles was forbidden as a result of that, the next war turned into a competition over the catalyst of Achilles, and so there has never been a proper Holy Grail War held in Greece. There exist terrible tales of Holy Grail Wars like this.

Not that it wasn't already obvious, but dude has no idea what he's talking about

 

[Masterblack06]

Alex Mercer (Prototype) vs All Might (My Hero Academia) [SPOILERS]

Alex Mercer (Prototype) vs All Might (My Hero Academia) VS Alex as of the end of Prototype 1, with all applicable feats at that moment. Disregard feats from the second game unless it's provable that they are applicable to Alex as of P1. All Might from the beginning of the series before...

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[Masterblack06]

AFO Shigaraki (MHA) vs Knights of the Round Table (Typemoon)

Sure, I'm fine taking things like Decay and judge it by it's feats, it's feats include levelling the mountains and destroying 1/3rd of a city with a single aplication, destroying a huge part of a city and leaving a giant crater pre being given AFO and being treated as a threat to All Might even...

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>Decay
>having more force

Decay doesn't destroy things by going unga bunga

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

Again, referring to Herc

Don't Shiki's eyes melt out of his head if he tries to use them on a Servant or something

Or was that just another meme that stuck around long enough for people to take seriously

 

[Cryso Agori]

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

AFO Shigaraki (MHA) vs Knights of the Round Table (Typemoon)

Sure, I'm fine taking things like Decay and judge it by it's feats, it's feats include levelling the mountains and destroying 1/3rd of a city with a single aplication, destroying a huge part of a city and leaving a giant crater pre being given AFO and being treated as a threat to All Might even...

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>Decay
>having more force

Decay doesn't destroy things by going unga bunga

Seriously, the amount of people in that thread that has zero idea of what they are talking about is honestly disgusting... and I mean that on both ends.

>Decay can destroy Mountains and MCB+, that means it can destroy Noble Phantasms
>Noble Phantasms being capable of destroying each other means they can be Decayed

When even VSB knows that Decay isn't doing shit to Servants in any fashion because Servants literally cannot decay whatsoever(nor can their Noble Phantasms), yet these fuckers want to pretend there's somehow force involved like it's fucking Hakai is absolutely tonedeaf on every single level.

It's even worse as even with the revelations in the last page alone, people STILL want to stick with "inconsistent Servant speeds" when most of that shit is in profiles written by the person who made the Servant who usually have little battle saavy knowledge(Hessian Lobo's "Max" of 200-400KMPH makes zero sense when it has Low Microsecond-High Nanosecond Reaction Speeds and the Kingu shit was already clarified due to the High Ether Concentration is what people was amazed by, not just him hitting 500KMPH or flying)

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

AFO Shigaraki (MHA) vs Knights of the Round Table (Typemoon)

... You might wanna tell nasu that: Now I'm not saying it's currently limited to 500 kmph, but this was definitely a thing at one point in time which is why I said he did her dirty giving Kintoki a Mach 200 motorcycle.

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... You might wanna tell nasu that:

Now I'm not saying it's currently limited to 500 kmph, but this was definitely a thing at one point in time which is why I said he did her dirty giving Kintoki a Mach 200 motorcycle.

>You might wanna tell Nasu that
>Nasu put down "Supposedly" and even in Japanese is otherwise non-definitive as it takes from what Shirou stated rather than it's actual speed.

...Yep, people can't read, they lack basic reading comprehension.

 

[GregSteve]

Examon vs legendary trio

All combatants are in the depths of space. Each round is a one on one except for the bonus round.highest feats for all, no pokedex or digimon profile fluff only pure feats (and scaling) for all combatants. Who ever dies is the loser and the other winner, this applies for every round. Examon vs...

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Examon Definitely wins but they way they scale Pokemon is weird like reverse scaling from Arceus for the Creation Trio

 

[Qinglong]

Examon vs legendary trio

All combatants are in the depths of space. Each round is a one on one except for the bonus round.highest feats for all, no pokedex or digimon profile fluff only pure feats (and scaling) for all combatants. Who ever dies is the loser and the other winner, this applies for every round. Examon vs...

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Examon Definitely wins but they way they scale Pokemon is weird like reverse scaling from Arceus for the Creation Trio

Bro right after you say that isdra shows up with the digimon downplay

 

[GregSteve]

Lol the fuck is that dude talking about it