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    A N G E R Y :C

    A N G E R Y :C
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    Two Truths and a Lie

    It's Number 1. :doge
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    Two Truths and a Lie

    Is it number 1. :doge
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    Two Truths and a Lie

    1. During the summer of this year, while I was enjoying the sun and being generally passive, I was confronted by an alligator lizard in my backyard trying to assert its dominance. 2. Roughly during my community College years (2011-2014), my parents had a handful of ceramic pots stacked in the backyard. One day, a rather large black widow claimed one of the pots as its hovel. I sprayed it with poison and after falling into the puddle of poison at the bottom it charged in my general direction before freezing up and dying. 3. Once upon a time, after mowing the backyard, I felt a distinctive pinch on the back of my leg and looked to find it was a yellow jacket delicately plucking my leg hairs.
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    Two Truths and a Lie

    It's a half-lie because it almost happened. :catplacent
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    Two Truths and a Lie

    /siiiiiip 1. I once tore my groin muscles and couldn't easily go into sitting for 3 days because it felt like I was getting stabbed in the crotch. 2. Despite public opinion of some on the other forum, I am in fact not a furry. 3. On my last vacation trip to Hawaii, I formed a temporary friendship with a wild chicken that frequented the immediate "backyard" around my uncle's house. (There was no true backyard, it was all rainforest)
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    Last Post Wins! Who takes the crown?

    🤡
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    Selfie thread

    THA PIZZA, HE-MAN
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    Selfie thread

    Joel, is that you?
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    Selfie thread

    Happy 69th, you old fart. Don't forget your arthritis pills. :mhm
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    Selfie thread

    My Uncanny Valley Defense System activated
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    Hon Hon Hon

    Hon Hon Hon
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    The Nexus (OOC thread)

    Placeholder, because I'm eating, please be patient. :cat)
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