Alley Agony Thread #I: From the Dumpster to the Dumps

[Goth Boy]

Lol, at war? How was this war conducted? Where were the trenches?

Trin said we shouldn't talk about [REDACTED] era anymore

The whispers of the forest have the answers you seek

 

[Darth Nihilus]

Hmm, sad. I miss Blender.

The prince has arrived

 

[Ruffles]

 

[Goth Boy]

 

[jane]

ruffles is that you?

 

[Ruffles]

ruffles is that you?

in a daydream i once had, i think

 

[jane]

you should make it a reality

 

[Ruffles]

also possibly me in the next world
and by that i mean hell

 

[Ruffles]

nah i couldn't
the world isn't ready for that

 

[jane]

holy shit hell is awesome

 

[Ruffles]

i'm on my way there but it's taking a really long time

 

[Goth Boy]

Go to hell
And tell Satan
I am not far behind

 

[Ruffles]

Go to hell
And tell Satan
I am not far behind

 

[Vermiform]

Go to hell
And tell Satan
I am not far behind

Plot twist. Your arrive in hell before satan.

Although I do faintly remember something about him being sent there at the end of times so this is pretty canon

 

[Ruffles]

 

[Ruffles]

Hey you!

 

[Ral]

Hey you!

Wassup chump

 

[Ruffles]

Wassup chump

A whole lotta nothin

 

[Ruffles]

And also a small amount of something

 

[Goth Boy]