Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Bro right after you say that isdra shows up with the digimon downplay :hestonpls

Don't forget about the Pokemon downplay too. :mjpls
 

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That's not proof the original intention for pegasus was for it's speed to be anywhere near Mach 200 at max output.

>Someone uses video of Belleophron in other Fate Media very much moving faster than 400-500KMPH
>The original intention was 400-500KPMH
>Nasu literally goes with a non-definitive statement taken from Shirou

Sweet fucking Christ.

Of all the examples you gave, only the one where Shinji apparently tanks the attack that kills Cu even though they're right next to each other actually supports it

>The only one
>Literally puts down the very text in F/SN's VN in which Medusa uses Belleophron to flee with Shinji and it's described by Shirou as "Light"

Impeccable...

Like, yes it says supposedly 500 kmph is it's max speed, not supposedly Mach 200 is it's max speed. It clearly is saying it in a way that hypes up it's max speed instead of a "supposedly it reaches 500 kmph but actually it's secretly almost 500 times faster than that".

Oh go fuck the hell off with this bullshit! You can't have your fucking cake and pretend that Shirou's word suddenly means everything here but when it comes to shit actually showing off how powerful Servants are, his word suddenly means less than piss.
It's clearly a non-definitive statement that shouldn't be used for where Belleophron's speed is, period.

Because either Belleorphon is either the slowest Mount compared to every other Servant or maybe... just maybe... that statement is fucking bogus when we have literally EVERY OTHER MAJOR FEAT making that look slow as shit.
 

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The worst part? The fucker literally concedes later because he knew his shit couldn't even pass SB's smell test and couldn't even point out his word meant anything to simply proving Belleophron being "stated" to move at 400-500KMPH suddenly means every other time it has shown such speeds should be thrown out.

Like you can tell this was a literal attempt at downplay with nothing more than using people's terrible comprehension skills as a base.

EDIT: Like we literally have plenty of Mages dodging bullets, Priests and Executors being able to fight them and move so fast, they can turn massive debris into dust before it hits them and Mages being able to avoid freaking Lightning but nah, 500KMPH Pegasus somehow ruins it all despite Achilles Chariot being Light Speed, Iskandar comparing Cu's Speed to Light Speed in Extella Link, Iskandar's own Chariot can go from 100 meters to 0 in a literal instant, Kintoki Rider's Bike is capable of Mach 200, Nikola Tesla/Mordred/Raikou/Frankenstein can play with actual Lightning, etc.
 

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>Someone uses video of Belleophron in other Fate Media very much moving faster than 400-500KMPH
>The original intention was 400-500KPMH
>Nasu literally goes with a non-definitive statement taken from Shirou

Sweet fucking Christ.



>The only one
>Literally puts down the very text in F/SN's VN in which Medusa uses Belleophron to flee with Shinji and it's described by Shirou as "Light"

Impeccable...



Oh go fuck the hell off with this bullshit! You can't have your fucking cake and pretend that Shirou's word suddenly means everything here but when it comes to shit actually showing off how powerful Servants are, his word suddenly means less than piss.
It's clearly a non-definitive statement that shouldn't be used for where Belleophron's speed is, period.

Because either Belleorphon is either the slowest Mount compared to every other Servant or maybe... just maybe... that statement is fucking bogus when we have literally EVERY OTHER MAJOR FEAT making that look slow as shit.
I remember people in BL we're taking the same exact thing seriously, and that was the hard limit. Even some of the people who did translations. People over there are like Funimation translators.
 

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I remember people in BL we're taking the same exact thing seriously, and that was the hard limit. Even some of the people who did translations. People over there are like Funimation translators.

Yeah, there's a reason why I barely visit BL after awhile being there... like shit, they fully take that DAA's = Divine Spirits in power due to what Jester stated despite he was talking about their Idea Blood/Principle vs. A Divine Spirit's Authority being similar, not that they are literally as powerful.
 

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:lolwat
 

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I swear though, that guy had to be trolling with that comment he made of Tsukihime characters beating Herc, like I could at least understand where he's coming from with most of them, but VLOV? :mjlol
 

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I swear though, that guy had to be trolling with that comment he made of Tsukihime characters beating Herc, like I could at least understand where he's coming from with most of them, but VLOV? :mjlol

Ciel after her buffs and 30%+ Arcueid can do so, Shiki is an explicit no as he isn't fast enough, Aoko POTENTIALLY could but it was stated she would lose to Caster so I don't think highly of her chances against Heracles, Vlov is a hell no and it's hilarious people pretend his Heat or Cold would matter to a Servant.
 

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Don't forget about the Pokemon downplay too. :mjpls
Using Arceus Legends to downplay Pokemon Legendaries when that reveals every appearence of Arceus was done via an avatar. :rock
 

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:lolwat

I like how Nyarly just goes with "Ainz can mind control people in 40K" when Psykers literally exist in that universe...

Using Arceus Legends to downplay Pokemon Legendaries when that reveals every appearence of Arceus was done via an avatar. :rock

It's worse as he uses the fucking movies as well as precedent despite how much the movies primarily didn't even try to fit with how the later games primarily show off the Creation Trio or Arceus.
 

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I like how Nyarly just goes with "Ainz can mind control people in 40K" when Psykers literally exist in that universe...



It's worse as he uses the fucking movies as well as precedent despite how much the movies primarily didn't even try to fit with how the later games primarily show off the Creation Trio or Arceus.
Even the movies have Dialga and Palka creating another universe and references to parallel universes, and Arecus's true form is still above them.

I also remember someone way back tried to say that Arceus doesn't scale to Arceus creating the cosmos.
 

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Even the movies have Dialga and Palka creating another universe and references to parallel universes, and Arecus's true form is still above them.

I also remember someone way back tried to say that Arceus doesn't scale to Arceus creating the cosmos.
Don't the Creation Trio + the Lake Trio also have a "true form"/avatars or is that bs?

But yeah, "This guy doesn't scale to the thing he literally did" has to take the cake for one of the worst takes I've ever seen :mjlol
 

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Don't the Creation Trio + the Lake Trio also have a "true form"/avatars or is that bs?

But yeah, "This guy doesn't scale to the thing he literally did" has to take the cake for one of the worst takes I've ever seen :mjlol
I'm not a Pokemon expert, but probably. And given they can create universes with their avatars...

I can't even remember the proper argument of why Arceus doesn't scale to Arceus even in his true form, argument is so smooth brained you could make a slippery slide out of it. :skully
 

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:lolwat
world items rewriting 40K verse is the dumbest thing i heard
 

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I'm not a Pokemon expert, but probably. And given they can create universes with their avatars...

I can't even remember the proper argument of why Arceus doesn't scale to Arceus even in his true form, argument is so smooth brained you could make a slippery slide out of it. :skully
Legends gave Dialga and Palkia Origin forms like Palkia although idk if they're supposed to havr any other form beyond that



I am a bit disappointed Legends didn't give us an alternate Arceus form with his "thousand arms" that he used to shape the universe. One of the weirdest pieces of pokemon lore they just never addressed ever again lol but kept in the games regardless
 

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Legends gave Dialga and Palkia Origin forms like Palkia although idk if they're supposed to havr any other form beyond that



I am a bit disappointed Legends didn't give us an alternate Arceus form with his "thousand arms" that he used to shape the universe. One of the weirdest pieces of pokemon lore they just never addressed ever again lol but kept in the games regardless
Well either he literally has a thousand arms that he's just hiding away, or it's supposed to be metaphorical and it was the Unknown that he used to shape the universe iirc.
 

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Well either he literally has a thousand arms that he's just hiding away, or it's supposed to be metaphorical and it was the Unknown that he used to shape the universe iirc.
arceus has a lot of weird DPPT lore that is just never expounded upon so I think the arms are literal

like the plates he uses? they have "sealed power of the defeated Giants" in them whatever the fuck that means

so at some point near the dawn of the universe Arceus subjugated a bunch of cosmic titans and gamefreak just said "we will never explained"
 
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