Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Homelander (The Boys)

VERSUS! Luke Skywalker fights Homelander in the Death Star. Who wins? Information: Location: Hangar of the Death Star. Both at full power. Both bloodlusted. Composite feats. Death or incap. No prep. Basic knowledge. Scenario: Both are dropped into the Death Star 15ft apart. Combat begins...

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[Stocking Anarchy]

Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Homelander (The Boys)

VERSUS! Luke Skywalker fights Homelander in the Death Star. Who wins? Information: Location: Hangar of the Death Star. Both at full power. Both bloodlusted. Composite feats. Death or incap. No prep. Basic knowledge. Scenario: Both are dropped into the Death Star 15ft apart. Combat begins...

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Composite feats

 

[Atem]

Somebody post that excerpt I brought up that shows slugthrowers have a rate of fire measured in microseconds, and in that same exact instance is outpaced by a blaster bolt.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Somebody post that excerpt I brought up that shows slugthrowers have a rate of fire measured in microseconds, and in that same exact instance is outpaced by a blaster bolt.

They'd say it's a hyperbole.

Just like "the speed of light is just under 300,000 kilometers a second" is a hyperbole.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Wait they didn't say that one was hyperbole, they just ignored it and pretended it never happened. Of fucking course.

 

[Masterblack06]

Multiversal Light Novel Team VS A Composite SCP Foundation

Out of complete boredom, a totally random omnipotent being decided to pit this team of overpowered individuals: Ruphas Mafahl (AWLBA) Rimuru Tempest (TenSura) Yogiri Takatou (Instant Death) Anos Voldigoad (Maou Gakuin) VS The SCP Foundation in a deathmatch. The catch being that...

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Bruh what the fuck is this

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

From what I remember there was some statements about Izayoi being universal to multiversal or some shit but I don't know how legit it is

I think that's based on the whole "Another Cosmology" thing where certain beings can create worlds/universes based on their desires. But we also see Izayoi destroy one of these by using his ability that's measured as "can maybe destroy a star".

There's also based dragon girl Shiroyasha, who has a pocket dimension that actually has a star in it and also blew up the entire Orion constellation (which includes an actual galaxy as one of it's stars, apparently) but she's also stronger than the rest of the named cast put together and had to be actively restrained by off-screen equals from participating in the Azi Dahaka fight because she'd obliterate Little Garden in the process of killing him.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Multiversal Light Novel Team VS A Composite SCP Foundation

Out of complete boredom, a totally random omnipotent being decided to pit this team of overpowered individuals: Ruphas Mafahl (AWLBA) Rimuru Tempest (TenSura) Yogiri Takatou (Instant Death) Anos Voldigoad (Maou Gakuin) VS The SCP Foundation in a deathmatch. The catch being that...

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Bruh what the fuck is this

the starfish solos

 

[Adamant soul]

Horn of Salvation Ichigo vs. Dangai Ichigo

Restrictions: Bankai for HoS Ichigo, Mugetsu for Dangai Ichigo Who wins?

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"Dangai Ichigo has better feats and portrayal?"

Than the form which made the final fucking boss of the manga stop trolling and take him seriously?

 

[Astaro]

Not wrong about portrayal. Dangai Ichigo was Ichigo at his most badass

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Horn of Salvation Ichigo vs. Dangai Ichigo

Restrictions: Bankai for HoS Ichigo, Mugetsu for Dangai Ichigo Who wins?

www.fanverse.org

"Dangai Ichigo has better feats and portrayal?"

Than the form which made the final fucking boss of the manga stop trolling and take him seriously?

FV is literally becoming SB-lite with godawful takes like that.
They really do go on about "Big Boom" when it's LONG fucking clear that Yhwach explicitly sees True Shikai Ichigo as the strongest he's ever been yet and that's WITH knowledge of his Dangai form.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Looking at the rest of that thread actually pisses me off beyond belief.
True Shikai Ichigo literally has feats and powers that shit all over his Dangai self BEFORE the Horn of Salvation came into play and was stated as such by everyone he has seen and interacted with.
"Who said True Zanpaktou > Fake Zanpaktou?" Uh, THE CREATOR OF THE FUCKING ZANPAKTOU, you fucking idiots?!
"By feats and logic, Dangai Ichigo" By logic, Horn of Salvation Ichigo is literally beyond Dangai Ichigo by Soul King Yhwach's own words!
"Tensa Zangetsu gave Ichigo all of his power" NO. HE. DIDN'T! That was the entire point of him giving Ichigo the power he had at the end of the First Cour, you fucking idiots! What happened is that Ichigo was using The Final Getsuga Tenshou the entire time, even before he went Mugetsu.
Not to mention Ichigo wasn't even using a proper conduit for his powers to begin with either, even with his Fullbring Bankai form, the same one that was able to utterly destroy a Volstandigt Quincy with an Ayon powerup.

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

The fuck is the Horn of Salvation

Did I just delete a whole-ass powerup from my memory or something?

Edit: oh nvm it's his weird half-Hollow form

 

[Qinglong]

Yeah it's the weird hollow form that made moustache stand up

still nothing compared to making revolt stand up @Crimson Dragoon

 

[Astaro]

Is Horn of Salvation even the official name? That name comes from one of Kubo’s weird chapter titles, the one Ichigo’s new Hollow form debuted in.

I always just called it Hollow Ichigo or Merged Hollow since Horn of Salvation sounds dumb

 

[CrossTheHorizon]

I legit thought that was just a normal part of his new Bankai tbh :zaru

 

[Astaro]

Nah, it’s a repeat of his old powerset from the Arrancar arc: Shikai and Bankai, with Hollow powers as an additional boost. But improved.

It’s just now instead of a Mask, he literally turns into a halfway state of his human state and the Hollow he turned into fighting Ulquiorra, to protray he can now go full Hollow while still in control. + He can now fire Ceros like he did as a full Hollow.

It’s not his Bankai, since he was fighting Yhwach initially with his new Hollow form + Shikai before trying to go for Bankai with it

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I legit thought that was just a normal part of his new Bankai tbh :zaru

The "Horn of Salvation" name comes from Bleach: Brave Souls naming the technique as such.
It canonically has no name past Ichigo just using it as a Half-Hollow install since he still can't use it's full power normally yet.

 

[Paxton]

Saber Alter (Fate) vs Deku (MHA)

Salter doing that much damage with anything but Excalibur Morgan is very much an outlier compared to her other feats to say the least, but if she hits Izuku dead-on with it he's toast eitherway, but I don't see that happening. Since, yknow, Izuku is both faster than her and has precog himself...

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Saber Alter (Fate) vs Deku (MHA)

Excalibur Morgan isn't the outlier here. Her physical strength or mana burst being some mountain/city leveling thing is the outlier I'm talking about, which Turas Realta implies due to Karna and Arjuna's brofist of doom. I apologize if I wasn't clear on what I was talking about. Excalibur Morgan...

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Saber Alter (Fate) vs Deku (MHA)

Gilgamesh's NP Trap? He literally just shot swords at her/used multiple different NP's that did not have any really fancy powers, its not difficult to dodge by any stretch of the imagination if you are faster than he is. That aside, that isn't even what I'm talking about. I'm talking about her...

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lol

 

[Crimson Dragoon]

Yeah it's the weird hollow form that made moustache stand up

still nothing compared to making revolt stand up @Crimson Dragoon

Never forget Revolt having his own tier for all of his forms