One-Shot 1: MHA x Re: Zero
Cryso Agori
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I was gonna post a new one shot but that’s taking a long time so here’s an old one shot I made.
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This wasn't supposed to happen.
This wasn't what he imagined being a hero would be like.
He was supposed to learn how to fight! Create a harem of hot chicks! Become an awesome hero that would get all the girls!
He was not supposed to be here, drowning from a Villain's warp quirk.
Mineta frantically waved his tiny arms around to keep his nose above the water, the thick "diaper" he wore was now like a concrete block trying to drag him down.
He didn't want to die!
He didn't want to die!
Mineta's head sank back into the water, his limbs had lost the energy to keep him afloat.
He didn't want to die!
As the last bits of oxygen in his lungs were converted into energy he reached his arm out as if reaching out for a lifeline.
Black started to creep into the edges of his vision, his lungs lost the energy to hold the air in them.
'I... don't...want...to...die' he thought as his vision blurred.
Suddenly he felt something wrap around his arm.
With a hard jerk that felt like his arm was going to be pulled off, he was suddenly in the air, he no longer felt that heavyweight that dragged him down, he longer felt water pervading his lungs and deprived him of oxygen.
He was pulled through the air by the slimy rope.
'Wha-what's going on!?' Mineta thought dizzily.
Suddenly his momentum was stopped by something soft?
It felt as if he was sinking facefirst into the world's softest pillow!
Mineta's vision cleared and the first thing he saw was green, he looked up and saw the face of his green-haired froggy classmate.
Asui held his body to her chest with her left arm and in her right was Midoriya.
With her sticky and long tongue, she grabbed the railing of a ship pulled them towards it.
'This is amazing! I'm between the boobies of one of the hottest girls in our class!" Mineta thought euphorically.
'This must be my popular phase!' he said to himself and after Asui latched onto the side of the ship, he said "Your boobs are... pretty big" and stuffed his head deeper into Asui's chest.
"Ribbit" blushing deeply, smashed Mineta onto the ship as payback for the comment.
"Uuughhh" Mineta moaned from the force of the blow.
"Thank you Asui," Midoriya said.
"Ribbit, I told you to call me Tsu," she said.
"T-t-t-t-tha-thank you, T-T-T-Tsu" Midoriya stuttered his face beet red from calling a girl with her first name.
Mineta glared at the blushing boy in rage.
'Damn it! How the hell is taking all the girls!? First Uraraka and now Asui!? If he keeps wooing them then there won't be anyone left for me!?'
'I see now Midoriya Izuku! You must be my rival in love! Using the meek and pure approach, huh?'
'Don't worry. Soon I Mineta Minoru! Will capture the hearts of all the girls in UA and become the Harem King! I'll steal your harem right before your eyes!' He declared in his mind.
“Yeah. What the villain said earlier…” Midoriya said.
Mineta was broken from his thoughts as both Midoriya and Asui spoke about the villain's plans.
But, it’s not like they can kill All Might! Once All Might comes, he’ll pound those guys!” Mineta protested, punching the air.
They didn't need to fight! They just had to wait till All Might gets here and defeats them, he was the Ultimate Hero!
However, Asui protested saying they must have a way to defeat All Might if they're so confident.
Then things went bad to worse when the villains started to surround the ship they were on to get them.
"Y-you-you want to fight them!?!" Mineta yelled at Izuku pointing at the infested waters.
Izuku grit his teeth and his eyes lit up with determination.
"If the Villains have a way to defeat All Might... we need to stop them!" Midoriya yelled.
Asui ribbited in affirmation.
Mineta backed away from them in fear.
'Are they insane!?' He thought.
'They want to fight these guys!?'
'Why can't they just wait for All Might! They have to be bluffing about having a way to defeat All Might!'
Mineta backed himself into the rail, which was his mistake.
He felt something wet wrap around his leg, something that was definitely not Asui's tongue.
He looked down and saw a rope of water attached to his right leg.
Before he could react he was suddenly pulled up into the air and downward into the water.
"Mineta!" he could hear Midoriya's and Asui's yell of worry over his own screams as he was dragged back into the water.
"Hmrrph!" Mineta gargle as bubbles left his mouth with a gasp.
'Midoriya! Asui! Save me!'
The villain in front of him looked down on him.
"Sorry! I don’t have anything against you, but see ya!"
Mineta looked to his side and saw another villain with a shark mouth jet toward him with great speed.
Mineta tried to swim backward but the water around him seemed to trap him in place.
The shark villain opened his mouth wide enough for Mineta to see rows of his teeth.
'I...don't...want...to...die!'
Mineta felt a piercing pain in his neck, something dark passed in front of his vision.
He felt his body get lighter and expelled all the air in his lungs.
Mineta's heart stopped beating and his vision turned to black.
Mineta Minoru died.
He felt hands grab him and pull him out of the darkness.
"Ah! Ha"
Mineta Minoru was alive.
He coughed heavily as the phantom feeling of drowning tickled his lungs.
Afterward, Mineta took a look at himself then he started laughing.
"Ahahahahaha!"
'That's right! There's no way I could've died! Asui must've saved me!'
"Ribbit, Mineta you alright?" Asui asked while he was a notorious pervert he was still her classmate so she was worried when he just started laughing out of nowhere.
"Asui!" He yelled tears in his eyes, "You saved from those scary villains! Please marry me!" he babbled latching onto her breasts.
SLAP!
Mineta was sent to the ground with a wet tongue slap.
"Dude that was not manly," Kirishima said in a disappointed tone.
"Ribbit, what villains?" Asui asked.
"Huh, what villains?" Mineta repeated the question.
He could not understand.
He just couldn't understand.
"What are you talking about!? We were just on the ship and I was drowning because of the Villains!"
"Ribbit, I don't remember being on a ship or saving you from drowning."
"Wha, what?! This isn't a joke Asui! Where's Midoriya!?"
He looked around the class for his green-haired rival until someone interrupted him.
"Mineta."
He looked at the front of the class, Aizawa was there so to was Thirteen.
"There are no villains here. What are you talking about?" Aizawa asked harshly, angry that someone interrupted his lesson.
"Wha-but-but" Mineta babbled.
Suddenly behind Aizawa and black portal opened.
"Villains!" Mineta yelled instinctively pointing behind Aizawa.
Aizawa's turned, sensing something.
"Villains!?" he said in shock immediately getting into a stance.
“Eraser Head and Thirteen, huh? The teacher’s schedule we received the other day said that All Might was supposed to be here.” a voice hummed.
Voices started being raised and yelling increased, the tension in the area rose.
Mineta recognized the faces coming out of the portal.
He remembered drowning, he remembered the pain of the shark villain's bite.
His eyes widened.
Sweat poured from his brow.
He didn't want to die.
He didn't want to die again.
'I... don't...want...to...die!" he screamed fearfully in his mind.
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[A/N]: It’s pretty shit ngl, repeating sentences doesn’t give the effect I want it to, repeating lines just makes the characters seem dumb and there isn’t really any meat on the one-shot.
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This wasn't supposed to happen.
This wasn't what he imagined being a hero would be like.
He was supposed to learn how to fight! Create a harem of hot chicks! Become an awesome hero that would get all the girls!
He was not supposed to be here, drowning from a Villain's warp quirk.
Mineta frantically waved his tiny arms around to keep his nose above the water, the thick "diaper" he wore was now like a concrete block trying to drag him down.
He didn't want to die!
He didn't want to die!
Mineta's head sank back into the water, his limbs had lost the energy to keep him afloat.
He didn't want to die!
As the last bits of oxygen in his lungs were converted into energy he reached his arm out as if reaching out for a lifeline.
Black started to creep into the edges of his vision, his lungs lost the energy to hold the air in them.
'I... don't...want...to...die' he thought as his vision blurred.
Suddenly he felt something wrap around his arm.
With a hard jerk that felt like his arm was going to be pulled off, he was suddenly in the air, he no longer felt that heavyweight that dragged him down, he longer felt water pervading his lungs and deprived him of oxygen.
He was pulled through the air by the slimy rope.
'Wha-what's going on!?' Mineta thought dizzily.
Suddenly his momentum was stopped by something soft?
It felt as if he was sinking facefirst into the world's softest pillow!
Mineta's vision cleared and the first thing he saw was green, he looked up and saw the face of his green-haired froggy classmate.
Asui held his body to her chest with her left arm and in her right was Midoriya.
With her sticky and long tongue, she grabbed the railing of a ship pulled them towards it.
'This is amazing! I'm between the boobies of one of the hottest girls in our class!" Mineta thought euphorically.
'This must be my popular phase!' he said to himself and after Asui latched onto the side of the ship, he said "Your boobs are... pretty big" and stuffed his head deeper into Asui's chest.
"Ribbit" blushing deeply, smashed Mineta onto the ship as payback for the comment.
"Uuughhh" Mineta moaned from the force of the blow.
"Thank you Asui," Midoriya said.
"Ribbit, I told you to call me Tsu," she said.
"T-t-t-t-tha-thank you, T-T-T-Tsu" Midoriya stuttered his face beet red from calling a girl with her first name.
Mineta glared at the blushing boy in rage.
'Damn it! How the hell is taking all the girls!? First Uraraka and now Asui!? If he keeps wooing them then there won't be anyone left for me!?'
'I see now Midoriya Izuku! You must be my rival in love! Using the meek and pure approach, huh?'
'Don't worry. Soon I Mineta Minoru! Will capture the hearts of all the girls in UA and become the Harem King! I'll steal your harem right before your eyes!' He declared in his mind.
“Yeah. What the villain said earlier…” Midoriya said.
Mineta was broken from his thoughts as both Midoriya and Asui spoke about the villain's plans.
But, it’s not like they can kill All Might! Once All Might comes, he’ll pound those guys!” Mineta protested, punching the air.
They didn't need to fight! They just had to wait till All Might gets here and defeats them, he was the Ultimate Hero!
However, Asui protested saying they must have a way to defeat All Might if they're so confident.
Then things went bad to worse when the villains started to surround the ship they were on to get them.
"Y-you-you want to fight them!?!" Mineta yelled at Izuku pointing at the infested waters.
Izuku grit his teeth and his eyes lit up with determination.
"If the Villains have a way to defeat All Might... we need to stop them!" Midoriya yelled.
Asui ribbited in affirmation.
Mineta backed away from them in fear.
'Are they insane!?' He thought.
'They want to fight these guys!?'
'Why can't they just wait for All Might! They have to be bluffing about having a way to defeat All Might!'
Mineta backed himself into the rail, which was his mistake.
He felt something wet wrap around his leg, something that was definitely not Asui's tongue.
He looked down and saw a rope of water attached to his right leg.
Before he could react he was suddenly pulled up into the air and downward into the water.
"Mineta!" he could hear Midoriya's and Asui's yell of worry over his own screams as he was dragged back into the water.
"Hmrrph!" Mineta gargle as bubbles left his mouth with a gasp.
'Midoriya! Asui! Save me!'
The villain in front of him looked down on him.
"Sorry! I don’t have anything against you, but see ya!"
Mineta looked to his side and saw another villain with a shark mouth jet toward him with great speed.
Mineta tried to swim backward but the water around him seemed to trap him in place.
The shark villain opened his mouth wide enough for Mineta to see rows of his teeth.
'I...don't...want...to...die!'
Mineta felt a piercing pain in his neck, something dark passed in front of his vision.
He felt his body get lighter and expelled all the air in his lungs.
Mineta's heart stopped beating and his vision turned to black.
Mineta Minoru died.
He felt hands grab him and pull him out of the darkness.
"Ah! Ha"
Mineta Minoru was alive.
He coughed heavily as the phantom feeling of drowning tickled his lungs.
Afterward, Mineta took a look at himself then he started laughing.
"Ahahahahaha!"
'That's right! There's no way I could've died! Asui must've saved me!'
"Ribbit, Mineta you alright?" Asui asked while he was a notorious pervert he was still her classmate so she was worried when he just started laughing out of nowhere.
"Asui!" He yelled tears in his eyes, "You saved from those scary villains! Please marry me!" he babbled latching onto her breasts.
SLAP!
Mineta was sent to the ground with a wet tongue slap.
"Dude that was not manly," Kirishima said in a disappointed tone.
"Ribbit, what villains?" Asui asked.
"Huh, what villains?" Mineta repeated the question.
He could not understand.
He just couldn't understand.
"What are you talking about!? We were just on the ship and I was drowning because of the Villains!"
"Ribbit, I don't remember being on a ship or saving you from drowning."
"Wha, what?! This isn't a joke Asui! Where's Midoriya!?"
He looked around the class for his green-haired rival until someone interrupted him.
"Mineta."
He looked at the front of the class, Aizawa was there so to was Thirteen.
"There are no villains here. What are you talking about?" Aizawa asked harshly, angry that someone interrupted his lesson.
"Wha-but-but" Mineta babbled.
Suddenly behind Aizawa and black portal opened.
"Villains!" Mineta yelled instinctively pointing behind Aizawa.
Aizawa's turned, sensing something.
"Villains!?" he said in shock immediately getting into a stance.
“Eraser Head and Thirteen, huh? The teacher’s schedule we received the other day said that All Might was supposed to be here.” a voice hummed.
Voices started being raised and yelling increased, the tension in the area rose.
Mineta recognized the faces coming out of the portal.
He remembered drowning, he remembered the pain of the shark villain's bite.
His eyes widened.
Sweat poured from his brow.
He didn't want to die.
He didn't want to die again.
'I... don't...want...to...die!" he screamed fearfully in his mind.
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[A/N]: It’s pretty shit ngl, repeating sentences doesn’t give the effect I want it to, repeating lines just makes the characters seem dumb and there isn’t really any meat on the one-shot.