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ITT Post and I'll write you a bedtime story
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Just post, don't request a theme or topic, I won't listen at all.
Just post and receive.
Sonuvabitch....
The boy was tired.
The boy wanted to lay down in bed.
The boy pulled back the sheets as hard as he could.
The bed moaned and twisted while the boy screamed and fell back.
"What do you want bed? Are you possessed by the devil?" asked the boy.
"The only devil in here is you boy!" answered the bed "All I want is a child, come lay down, be a boy no more."
"Time of death?"
"1"
"1 what?"
"1 stab wound."
"I asked for time of death."
"Tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?"
"Yeah I need to buy a knife first."
Man's beginning was a humble one. Man was born an ape, man learned to kill other apes, man forged a blade, man used blades to cut down all other apes, man became good at cutting down everything in his path, man became fond of the blade. One day man shaved. Man was no longer an ape, man was now naked, man needed clothes, man started using blades to skin others, man wore skin and fur to hide his naked body. Man was once more an ape.
Little Mary had a lamb. The lamb got to Mary. "Marry me Mary" yelled the lamb to Mary. "Why do you use my father's tongue to speak to me beast?" asked Mary. "Because you remind me of your mother Mary" replied the lamb softly.
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