Merry Christmas OLFers and welcome to the Christmas event.
Oh no, it looks like Santa went and ate the wrong cookies. Now he's higher than a weather balloon and forgotten where he parked the reindeer but hey, he's having a good time.
Update, he's now reading those letters that children around the world send him asking for shit and is pissing himself laughing at the retarded requests kids make of him. He says that he's going to give out a special present to whoever sends him the funniest letter to Santa this year.
Ho ho ho
[Write a humourous letter to Santa, 200 words maximum. The funniest one wins a mystery prize (it's really good).
1 entry per post, enter as many times as you like and entries close at the end of the 24th of December.]
Oh no, it looks like Santa went and ate the wrong cookies. Now he's higher than a weather balloon and forgotten where he parked the reindeer but hey, he's having a good time.
Update, he's now reading those letters that children around the world send him asking for shit and is pissing himself laughing at the retarded requests kids make of him. He says that he's going to give out a special present to whoever sends him the funniest letter to Santa this year.
Ho ho ho
[Write a humourous letter to Santa, 200 words maximum. The funniest one wins a mystery prize (it's really good).
1 entry per post, enter as many times as you like and entries close at the end of the 24th of December.]