Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

Weakest Type-Moon character that can solo Naruto?

Yeah, then he could probably regenerate faster than Ash bones atomizing all of his body. Though this cannot be compared because we do not know how fast the Ash bones work or how fast he regenerates. The party's attacks did not destroy his entire body at once and nothing suggests that he would...

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Yeah, then he could probably regenerate faster than Ash bones atomizing all of his body. Though this cannot be compared because we do not know how fast the Ash bones work or how fast he regenerates.

The party's attacks did not destroy his entire body at once and nothing suggests that he would regenerate when even his atoms have been destroyed by a ETSB.

... Twelve, count them, TWELVE Rhongomyniads backed up by 2000 years of stored Magical Energy from fucking FAIRIES(Yeah, the typical Fairy is stronger than the average SERVANT, an average Servant can help Echnida in Lostbelt 5.1 create a fucking Cerebus, who can handle 10,000 ships in that Lostbelt on it's own) and an Excalibur Blast on top of all of that could only do more but just expose the core of Cernunnos and would have healed all of that shit in minutes if Mash didn't immediately use the Black Barrel Replica to kill it... but Kaguya's Ash Bones can somehow work on it and kill it in fucking SECONDS!

This SB user has officially lost his fucking mind.

Looking back ot it, yeah this can happen. But does the curse ignore conventional durability because the God Tree is stupidly durable ie enough to tank Juubi's bijuudama.

Cernnunos' Curses despite being the reason The Insect of the Abyss couldn't activate(And is the reason the Planet was going to collapse) is one of the reasons the Planet(Large Planet+ by the way) was going to literally fucking be DESTROYED somehow won't be able to destroy the God Tree...
This is truly fantastic levels of thinking.

There would be no curse because Chibaku Tensei would seal his powers first. It is not just sealing, it is also a power null. So he would just be a large giant if he gets tagged by it. If he gets tagged by it.

That's not even how Chibaku Tensei even works, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?!
Secondly, Cernnunos' Curses would just destroy the Gravity Well? Did this dude forget Itachi, Bee and Naruto destroyed that and stopped the ability and it took nowhere near massive levels of power to do so.

Izanagi rewrite reality to bring her back and then she would stay out of range. So no.

>Kaguya
>Knowing about Izanagi
Are you fucking shitting me?! Why the hell would Kaguya know an ancient Uchiha Technique she wouldn't even know existed when no other Okutsuki has ever shown they can use Mangekyo Sharingan techniques?!

This is assuming Kaguya cares about the earth enough to not destroy it.

Again she can nuke the solar system with her ETSB by dragging him into her dimension and Momoshiki can also just destroy the planet. Hagoromo can just use TK to toss him into the sun and Isshiki can shrink him given that he is dead.

Moreover, he can be incapacitated by IT. So people other than Kaguya could deal with him just fine.

In R2, They can summon the Death God to seal him and the cyborgs in Boruto would reflect any power back at him.

...This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard...
Kaguya's entire Planet requires the she cares about The Earth, in character, she would never destroy it considering she needs it to prepare for the other Okutsuki coming for her ass.
She would never destroy Earth to get rid of Cernnunos.

Secondly and I know SB loves to forget this detail, Animus Animusphere is Large Planetary+ and is directly compared to Artemis' Main Cannon and Zeus Weakest Lightning Bolts, Rhongomyniad is literally stronger than it as a whole and is directly compared to The Lion King's Rhongomyniad as being literally the same weapon.
It took fucking TWELVE OF THOSE and an Excalibur on top of that to bypass all of those insane Curses on Cernnunos and actually hit him AND expose his Core... and he was still active even then, literally requiring being given the concept of a limited lifespan to actually die for real(as he wasn't even alive anymore, his corpse was puppeedt by the milennia of the Fairies' Grudges and his own undying hatred of being used and killed by the Fairies.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Like I'm honestly losing my fucking mind here, it's like people in SB refuse to do any research and when someone does, they fucking bitch and pretend it's somehow contradictory to nothing.

Mash nearly fucking dies just trying to get close to Cernunnos(which happened to random Fairies in the backstory after he died a long ass time ago)? Suddenly doesn't matter even though Kaguya never shown she's immortal in not being able to die.

Cernnunos' Curses are so thoroughly corruptive, Koyanskaya was literally going to die despite having a Beasts' Spirit Origin and even then, it completely neutered her even after she tried to become one completely?

Cernnunos' can literally spawn TREES of Curses to the point Merlin had to rewind fucking time because if he fully got out of his prison he would spawn Trees that look like this:

Which just fighting this ONE TREE was an absolute nightmare for Chaldeas, fighting whole scores of them is literally fucking impossible? Nah, just Bijuudama them away... somehow.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

always reminds me of this incredibly weird thread

Challenging Unicron and Primus as multiversal

So for the longest time I've seen it asserted on numerous forums and wikis that Unicron and Primus are mutliverse busters. And yet, as a Transformers fan for over 25 years, I've never seen anything approaching this level of power from either. I've never seen a cartoon, comic, manga or even toy...

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like yeah bro if you just actually reject reliable statements and on-panel evidence they're not multiversal

(He also isn't even right, the star saber that can destroy stars is a completely different sword, and Unicron(s) were chilling at the center of the singularity so they'd be multiversal by default for passively tanking it)

also


idk how this guy is a transformers fan for 25 years, almost as long as I've been alive, and wasn't aware that none of this is even canon to the original material and had to be merged with the main continuity near the end of a storyline, among other issues with this claim.

sorry to bring this up again but it is also insane that this is one of the few posters actually citing Ask Vector Prime and just

ignoring most of what it actually says?

Like Vector says Prima used the Star Saber on Unicron in many battles the 13 had against him

Unicron is still around so it obviously did jack shit


this guy ignores that and uses everything to say Prima is stronger than Unicron and Primus

if that was the case we wouldn't even be reading these stories, everything would've been fixed before it started

Unicron doesn't even need the star saber, The Fallen does, and that's because none of the 13 scale to the sword....thats why its such a special weapon in the first place obviously. It's crazy that this got any traction even on VSB and I remember I actually talked to this guy on fanzverse years and years ago when I was a teenager and I was the one who sent him the multiversal star saber page in the first place.

what the fuck

 

[OtherGalaxy]

im just annoyed that somebody actually used the single best reference we will ever get for obscure lore, and chose to just ignore whatever wouldn't fit their incredibly weird narrative

the reason this gets me is most transformers nonsense is because people just don't know what they're talking about or are going off the same couple of scans that have been reposted for a decade
that's fine, it's not a super popular series in the VS sphere and quite frankly a lot of its lore is incredibly annoying and obscure to know about. E.g. the scans for the reverse multiverse are literally only on this site. Nobody else in this community is even aware it exists.

but this is a guy who knows about the obscure shit and willfully twisted it to some incredibly weird conclusion. It is basically what that Siriel guy or whatever constantly does with Nasuverse

 

[Paxton]

God damn I want Siriel to make an account here and start arguing with Xhom

 

[OtherGalaxy]

this thread would double in pages within a day

 

[OtherGalaxy]

the flipside is the dumbass quora brigade convinced people IDW transformers are all universal which is the dumbest shit ever

ive seen like 5 comicvine threads last week with dudes saying Optimus solos the justice league

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

but this is a guy who knows about the obscure shit and willfully twisted it to some incredibly weird conclusion. It is basically what that Siriel guy or whatever constantly does with Nasuverse

Now you know how that shit feels... it's seriously not fun and absolutely infuriating to watch in action.

God damn I want Siriel to make an account here and start arguing with Xhom

I would not only savagely make him run crying back to SB, Rey, Qinlong, Vespa, CT123 and even Blade would have a field day basically destroying him for how he knows better than he does yet downplays it for his own retarded gain.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Now you know how that shit feels... it's seriously not fun and absolutely infuriating to watch in action.



I would not only savagely make him run crying back to SB, Rey, Qinlong, Vespa, CT123 and even Blade would have a field day basically destroying him for how he knows better than he does yet downplays it for his own retarded gain.

it's just funny bc like if you actually have read any of this stuff you can easily see the guy is just wrong, but the thing with transformers is


nobody has read that shit

 

[Paxton]

Weakest Fate Villain that can defeat different forms of Aizen ( Bleach)

He is resistant to some degree to getting Erase, but again there are different levels of Erase in fate. You need to around casual mountain buster in raw strength alone to even be allowed to compete with R3 Aizen He is resistant to some degree to erasur but it’s not absolute. There are some...

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No one tell him that casual mountain busting is basic shit for practically every Servant

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Homelander Vs Peter Griffin

Homelander: Vs Peter Griffin: Peter gets to the clam before the rest of the guys do, just to find someone took his booth. And Peter, being himself, turned that minor issue into a fight to the death. Scenario 1: Show feats for both, Homelander came in regular civilian clothes as to not...

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[Flowering Knight]

Homelander Vs Peter Griffin

Homelander: Vs Peter Griffin: Peter gets to the clam before the rest of the guys do, just to find someone took his booth. And Peter, being himself, turned that minor issue into a fight to the death. Scenario 1: Show feats for both, Homelander came in regular civilian clothes as to not...

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Unironically Peter wrecks.

 

[Masterblack06]

Tooru (Jojo) vs Parahumans (Worm)

I feel like I'm talking into the wind here, but Kaato being the one to actually do the final blow to Tooru by just having the right mindset and taking the hit is being ignored here. That is entirely within Contessa's capabilites and, as I said before, probably a few other Thinkers or...

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Spacebattlers and not misunderstanding whats being said challenge (impossible)

 

[Xadlin]

Hello OBD, here's hoping one of you join the halloween event and represent the battledomers of this forum

Link pls

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Tooru (Jojo) vs Parahumans (Worm)

I feel like I'm talking into the wind here, but Kaato being the one to actually do the final blow to Tooru by just having the right mindset and taking the hit is being ignored here. That is entirely within Contessa's capabilites and, as I said before, probably a few other Thinkers or...

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Spacebattlers and not misunderstanding whats being said challenge (impossible)

This is hilarious since she DIED taking Tooru with her...

 

[Vespa Crabro]

Pluto, Philip and Tanya (Library of Ruina) try to wreck Night City (Cyberpunk)

A few Distortions show up in another hellhole to ruin everything. The gang's goal is to either literally demolish the whole place or force everyone out of the city. They can go about it in any way they want, whether it's literally knocking buildings down, more subtle dismantling from inside out...

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Bruh


When you put the guy whose power directly scales with contracts made and how ambitious they are in a setting like cyberpunk

 

[Vespa Crabro]

Epic thread

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Epic thread

Holy shit, that's a hell of a power to have in a Cyberpunk genre, let alone Cyberpunk 2077

 

[Vespa Crabro]

Holy shit, that's a hell of a power to have in a Cyberpunk genre, let alone Cyberpunk 2077

"Case Name: ‘Thousand Needles’
Serial Code: DN-00113

Grade: Urban Legend

Date of Occurrence: XXXX/XX/21

Description: This document is a compilation of relevant information on the case of the Thousand Needles, which occurred in the Backstreets of District 22. While a clear conclusion on this case has yet to be made, it is speculated to be a case of the Distortion based on the apparent inability to confirm the cause or analyze the composition.

Case Report: Entity A-01, the first apparent source of the incident, was wandering the Backstreets of District 22 before swelling up and exploding. Numerous needles were dispersed upon the explosion, flying in all directions. The needles which stuck onto building walls caused the site of impact to melt and crack; when a human was struck with one of the needles, they were transformed into A-02, going through the same bizarre process of detonation A-01 did. The orange symbol on the nape of A-01’s neck was also found on the needles discharged from its body. When I arrived at the scene after taking the request, the bits of flesh scattered around the streets began to merge into one giant body using a brainstem focus resonator, becoming a 3-meter-tall (~10ft) mass that I will refer to as A-03. A-03 began throwing large needles, the length of which varied from 1 to 3 meters. Unlike the small needles fired from the explosion of A-01 or A-02 that could only leave small dents on building structures, the giant needles flung by A-03 caused buildings to helplessly melt. In addition, local residents who stared into the entity’s eyes or holes in its body soon produced a boiling sound before turning into A-02, so I had to forbid people from observing it closely.

A-01 visited OO Office to give a request four days prior to the incident. (Refer to [Audio Transcript of Testimony from a Fixer of OO Office]) Judging by what they said, such as “Made a deal with the devil”, and “Terrible things will happen if I break the contract”, it is speculated that ‘Yesterday's Promise’ is behind the incident.


Audio Transcript of Testimony from a Fixer of OO Office

File Name: #S-0012-XXXX/XX/23

I’m fine. Can I just talk like this? ……Oh, okay. Got it. When was it… A person visited our Office last Wednesday, if my memory serves me right. They introduced themself as an ordinary resident of the Backstreets of District 22, and said they urgently needed help. There were huge bags under their eyes, and their hair was a tangled mess. Their eyes were lifeless and blurry, and there was some sort of symbol on their neck, as if they’d been attacked by a Stigma Workshop product… The desperation was palpable. They couldn’t even walk straight, and they were straining to approach me with their awkward steps. I managed to calm them down, and they said… I’m sorry. I’m not sure how I should explain it… In short, they made a contract with a devilish person of some kind, and they’re scared that they might break the contract, so they were now asking us to take care of the devil so it can’t kill them as punishment. I still don’t get what that was about, even though I’m talking about it. To be frank… I just couldn’t understand what they were saying. Not just because their level of knowledge and manner of speech was lamentably inferior, no. All they uttered was a series of simple words, but the splendid images delivered in those hysteric words they let out like they were possessed by something, I can’t dare try to describe them… They kept saying confusing things like ‘Will skewer people's heads and make a necklace out of them to offer to it.’ ‘They keep getting closer. They're multiplying in numbers. They're approaching from inside me.’ All with a mysteriously bright glint in their eyes. Oh, our Office records counseling with our clients by principle. You’ll see how confusing the whole situation was if you give this file a listen. Don’t worry, we record them with the client’s consent and everything, so there’s nothing illegal about this. (Refer to [Evidence 5-1: OO Office Counseling Audio Recording].) But what can I do, really. The whole deal with the devil thing just sounds too unrealistic. I honestly thought they were lying, so I made up an excuse to turn them away."

This is the least fucked up thing Pluto can do if you break his contract.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

This is the least fucked up thing Pluto can do if you break his contract.

Fucking OOF.