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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Isn't there like a massive difference between MK's three timelines? Like Shao Kahn in Original Timeline might be powerhouse, but General Shao in the latest game is not as strong as him.
And Cetrion, an elder god was defeated by non revenant Sindel. So later timelines seems to be not.as strong as the OG

Yes, yes there is... the problem is that Netherrealm is... fucking awful with continuity and even how their own stories worked. Sindel is the hugest example of this as apparently, her MK9 buff she got from Shang Tsung's soul somehow STUCK even in MK1.
No, it makes absolutely zero sense that Sindel somehow kept that buff during MKX and MK11 but apparently, she did(Despite again Sindel fucking DIED after that, her Revenant kept the buff somehow which transferred over to her coming back alive and then still kept it at the reset).

So at this point, it's a fucking crapshoot and then some on how much the difference even IS anymore(Especially since General Shao jobs like crazy in MK1 alongside a few others) or whether certain characters are still somehow super strong or not.
 
Yes, yes there is... the problem is that Netherrealm is... fucking awful with continuity and even how their own stories worked. Sindel is the hugest example of this as apparently, her MK9 buff she got from Shang Tsung's soul somehow STUCK even in MK1.
No, it makes absolutely zero sense that Sindel somehow kept that buff during MKX and MK11 but apparently, she did(Despite again Sindel fucking DIED after that, her Revenant kept the buff somehow which transferred over to her coming back alive and then still kept it at the reset).

So at this point, it's a fucking crapshoot and then some on how much the difference even IS anymore(Especially since General Shao jobs like crazy in MK1 alongside a few others) or whether certain characters are still somehow super strong or not.
Tbh, that pales in MK11 Sindel retconned being Shao Kahn simp and evil queen lol
 
Honestly, it's still a pretty shit retcon and then the walk back into it but having her as the Queen of OUTWORLD but still having Jerrod get murdered is a hell of a choice that makes no real sense.
Yeah, they should have replace Ermac with Jerrod since Ermac in story is basically Jerrod in all but name anyways, unless there is another retcon in the next game
 
Idk how nerds think Luffy is doing shit to Goku in a equal stats scenario
Hakai
Sealing
IT
Telekinesis
Energy shields
Paralysis inducement
Meanwhile Luffy best case is some diet coke toon force and resistance to blunt Damage
 
Idk how nerds think Luffy is doing shit to Goku in a equal stats scenario
Hakai
Sealing
IT
Telekinesis
Energy shields
Paralysis inducement
Meanwhile Luffy best case is some diet coke toon force and resistance to blunt Damage

Because they legit believe that all Goku can do is fire Ki Blasts and do Physicals and ignore everything else including Goku being a fighting genius who can change fighting styles on the fly instantly.
 

Yamamoto is hotter but escanor is stronger, it honestly depends on who touches his opponent first.
OMG is at an unfortunate disadvantage in that Escanor at his absolute peak can simply swing in the Squad 1 Captain's general direction and obliterate him without entering melee range.
R1: Yama doesn't have the firepower to stop Escanor from getting into melee range, at which point Escanor just tear him to pieces in melee.

R2: Yama's flames are probably to hot for Escanor to withstand long enough to win a melee, even if he can close the distance. Yama wins after a decent struggle.

Man, the Seven Deadly Sins wank, never ceased at all... I can't believe at all that in 2023, you still have people believe that Escanor is some super strong being when he's only at Country level and that's barely against Yamamoto that's Continental+.
 
Because they legit believe that all Goku can do is fire Ki Blasts and do Physicals and ignore everything else including Goku being a fighting genius who can change fighting styles on the fly instantly.
They can't even use Super to downplay him, through his braindead moments, as Super also has Goku able to counter Hit's timeskip(in the anime this is actually impressive, as before SSB KK10, he did it without relying on raw power, as ridiculous as it was) and against Jiren, where he played smart and strategic, utilizing ki mines and shit to throw him off-guard.
 
Idk how nerds think Luffy is doing shit to Goku in a equal stats scenario
Hakai
Sealing
IT
Telekinesis
Energy shields
Paralysis inducement
Meanwhile Luffy best case is some diet coke toon force and resistance to blunt Damage
Luffy's 'toonforce' isn't even as good as Kid Goku's used to be, back when he could smash the manga panels on accident. :heston
 
Niggas need to get luffy past arale before they start talking about goku
Yeah, that's never going to happen. :mjlol

Arale can easily crack her planet Earth in half, and Dr. Slump's Earth, because prime gag-mode Toriyama is a mad-man, is like billions of KM in circumference, according to a scientist in-universe, which makes even One Piece's hypothetical size look puny, by comparison. Even if Luffy becomes strong enough, end of series, to destroy his own planet, it'll still be a hilariously inferior feat, to what Arale can do casually.:russ:hestonpls
 
Yeah, that's never going to happen. :mjlol

Arale can easily crack her planet Earth in half, and Dr. Slump's Earth, because prime gag-mode Toriyama is a mad-man, is like billions of KM in circumference, according to a scientist in-universe, which makes even One Piece's hypothetical size look puny, by comparison. Even if Luffy becomes strong enough, end of series, to destroy his own planet, it'll still be a hilariously inferior feat, to what Arale can do casually.:russ:hestonpls
eternal reminder that Arale was rubber before luffy
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Oh this should be some good comic relief if nothing else. :mjgrin
-Bankai Yamamoto beats Ichibei
Absurd

Not only was Yamamoto's Bankai easily stolen by Mustache who could have easily used it against Yama (showing its power wasn't much of a threat to him at this point), a stronger Ichibei dominated Mustache physically and Yamamoto has NO answer to Ichimonji's hax at all.
-Yoruichi and Soi Fon>> Gotei 13 in speed
Yoruichi? Yes
Soi Fon? :heston
-Ichigo loses to every elite sternritter
Not if he isn't sand-bagging they don't.

Pernida gets vaporized via GT or GJ.
Gerard has his body and core destroyed.
Ichigo one-shots Askin.

Lillie is pretty much the only one who he has no way of winning against, unless Lillie somehow tires out and falls out of Vollstanding but the odds of Ichigo avoiding X-Axis that long is not good.
-Bankai Renji>>>Shikai Byakuya
Utter nonsense.

Bankai Rukia couldn't freeze Byakuya, Gerard defeated Renji and Rukia with just his fucking BREATH, while Shikai Byakuya can one-shot anything short of Sklaverei amped Vollstanding Nazis/High Tier Nazis.

At best, Bankai Renji might put up a fight but he's still losing.
-As nodt was never >>> Byakuya in any way
> Literally danced around his attacks and tagged him with fear arrows in the first place (superior speed)
> No-sold his Shikai in Base (superior durability)
> Pierced him with his bare hand (superior strength)
> Easily stole and wielded his own Bankai against him with no issues (superior raw power)

Uh no, As Nodt was leagues above 1st invasion Byakuya in EVERY way and I question what version of the fight you were reading/watching in order to come to ANY other conclusion.
-The Espada still slam a good amount of ST
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They can beat ONLY the ones that don't have any feats, any that actually have on-screen feats tear them a new ass. BG9 was really the only one that was lacking in the manga, and the anime fixed this by having him straight up BLITZ Eternal Shunko Soi Fon.

Any Nazi with a full fight scene >>>>>>>>>>>>> Any pre-skip Espada
-Gotei 13>>>Squad 0 and it’s not even close
The series itself flatout tells you this is wrong when Squad 0 first appears, Squad 0 > Gotei 13 combined.
This doesn't change by the end as Ichibei and Oetsu would slaughter the entire Gotei by themselves.
-Bankai Kenpachi>>>Base Yhwach

-VS Elites >>>> Base Yhwach
:hestonpls

1st Invasion Mustache (which is him at his weakest, sans Past version mind you) is already stated to be the ONLY Nazi that could have taken Yamamoto's Bankai because he's the only one powerful enough to wield it. The Elites were solo'ed by Oetsu while ONLY Ichibei stood a real chance against Mustache and he STILL LOST once The Almighty came into play. Bankai Kenpachi blew himself up trying to MATCH the power of Gerard who was amped by his attacks.

No Nazi or Gotei 13 Soul Reaper > ANY version of Mustache except maybe the younger Past version.
-Ulquiorra is top 3 strongest espada
That's actually pretty reasonable and something I agree with, though I CAN see why people would still say we can't even prove he's stronger than Harribel ('cause we can't).
-Byakuya slams Kenpachi
Yep

Bankai Kenpachi has more raw power and durability but not enough to overcome all the other advantages which Byakuya has.
-Unohana is fodder
WHOA WHOA WHOA hit the brakes there sonny. :pepetrified

Sure the Unohana wank over there is completely out of hand but by no stretch of the imagination is she fodder. She would slaughter the Espada wholsale, pretty much ANY Nazi short of Royd (basically including everyone but the Elites) and any Soul Reaper short of Aizen or Yama tier fighters.

Not relevant to top tiers and overly wanked but she's definitely not fodder.
-FBB Ichigo >>> TYBW Uryu
How is that possible when TYBW Uryu tagged and harmed a (repeatedly stated to be) much stronger version, even damaging the Ouken clothing, and this while not actually wanting to kill Ichigo?

8 Nazis (including high tiers like Bazz and Robert) couldn't tag or harm this version of Ichigo when he was paying attention but Uryu could. You have to reach real hard to pretend Fullbring Bankai is still > Uryu, Chad or Orihime at this point.
-Aizen without his immortality dies to Ichigo


I thought this was supposed to be hot takes, not obvious facts.
-Jugram barely top 10 strongest
No he's CLEARLY within the top 10, hell even more than Uryu or Chad, he's probably the biggest beneficiary of Uryu's new feats since he was stomping Uryu even when all he had was a nerfed Almighty.
-Dangai Ichigo>>>True Shikai
The opposite is directly stated to be the case in the manga so NOPE.
-Adult Toshiro washes Kenpachi
True
-Chad is still fodder

-Orihime shields are in the same vein as Sakura damaging Kaguya
NOPE!

Sakura literally has showings elsewhere in the same arc to prove that she isn't anywhere near the level she'd need to be at to actually damage Kaguya, outright lagging behind Naruto and Sasuke even before their Sage power-ups.

Orihime has nothing to contradict her being able to block SK Mustache's attacks and indeed the Uryu feats only seems to support her being at that level.

This is a blatant false equivalence.
-Base Aizen>>>Unohana
At least you ended it with something correct but the vast majority of this has been nonsensical at best or directly ignoring what the story tells you at worst. :kobeha
 
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Idk how nerds think Luffy is doing shit to Goku in a equal stats scenario
Hakai
Sealing
IT
Telekinesis
Energy shields
Paralysis inducement
Meanwhile Luffy best case is some diet coke toon force and resistance to blunt Damage
If Jump force or any crossovers is any indication, they will forgo fighting, be best friend and having eating contest instead

Not to mention, Goku IC will forgo all of those anyways and instead only limits himself with his martial arts skill, seeing Luffy only better than the likes of Satan and Videl
 

Your local retard (me) trolls the shit out of the Cafe.

100% chances it ends in laugher.
 

Your local retard (me) trolls the shit out of the Cafe.

100% chances it ends in laugher.
>racist OBD buddies
>"people might come and laugh at me therefore they are racist"

See i can also take somethign simple someone said and make into absolute nonsense.
 
10. Mizu Luffy
9. Nightmare Luffy
8. Base Luffy
7. Gear 2
6. Gear 3
5. Gear 2 + Gear 3
4. Gear 4: Tankman
3. Gear 4: Snakeman
2. Gear 4: Bounceman
1. Gear 5

:Wut:
How the fuck is Base luffy stronger than Nightmare Luffy
 
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