Fucking excuse you. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Mcdonald's University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Fastfood Network, and I have over 300 confirmed eats. I am trained in gorilla foodfare and I'm the top eater in the entire US eatery forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of eaters (not to brag, but I know Nico Avacado personally and he's VERY upset with you) across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can...
