"wHy iS yOuR DiCk sO sMaLl" bruh. Had half a decade to think, and this shit is what he comes up with? Here we go, I came up with this within 5 seconds of reading that dialogue as I was unleashing a volley of mean farts that, with all honesty, had more suspense than this entire chapter - "Why are your eyes so close together?" response: "Jealous because you and your daddy aren't?" or "I can ask the same thing about your mom and uncle. But that's pretty clear now" There's overall just so much fucking wrong with this chapter.