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  1. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: MotherFcker Ultimate

    Busy weekend, sorry for the wait MotherFcker Ultimate (Centered around yelling "motherfucker." Do that a few times, and the lyrics just come naturally. Big ups to you for giving me a reason to swear a bunch.) Hey hot shot, hey hot shit Go and blow it out your ass Blow all the smoke you want Never gonna let it pass Too cool to care about Anybody on this Earth Keep up all your shit talk And just see what you're worth YOU SUFFER MOTHER FUCKER TAKE WHAT YOU GAVE TO THE OTHERS TO ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ANY OTHER
  2. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: Dwimmerlaik

    Dwimmerlaik (I wouldn't have known this, because i'm not very familiar with LotR, but your name is badass. Went with the theme of necromancy) With summoning circles Posthumous reprieve A malefic spectre Will join us this eve Though practiced in secret It's simply to learn But the people have seen us And wish us to burn These spirits untethered Witchfinders soon flee The mob reduced to stupor Unsure what they see The revenant army Descends into the mas The field is now empty We return to our task
  3. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: Goth Boy

    Goth Boy (Apologies in advance, I couldn't help myself. Don't ask me how i know about the plight of finding a metal drummer in middle school) Growing up I was so dejected All-American, yet so rejected The other kids avoid me at the mall To them I'm just a lonely weirdo A soulless freak, a total zero Eventually I'll show them all I know the waaaaaay Gerard would taaaaake For their hearts to breaaak I'll be big somedaaaay I'm in a hardcore band, I play the guitar Someday they'll regret passing on a star My friend sings and my cousin owns a bass Drummers please IM me on myspace
  4. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: Jane

    Jane (Queen of the losers) (Okay so i cheated with this one a little bit and used the "queen of the losers" because i had no idea what to do with your username, and your user title gave me ideas right away) Her regicidal royal highness My husband doesn't get a thing The masses don't deserve his mercy The king is dead, long live the queen The women bow their heads in worship While the men are working in the mine The lot still made of helpless losers But they will learn their place with time Kneel and beg before your ruler The coward king is dead and gone Don't lose your head, or I will find it I'm not my family's loyal pawn My ancestors may not smile at me They followed every foolish king I am here to fix their problem Their approval doesn't mean a thing
  5. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: Odd

    Odd (Inspired by the oak apple, because Odd has the apple motif, and those are some really odd apples. It's actually a nut that grows the size of an apple for reasons that make this 10x more gross) Pick some apples to eat From my mother oak Make sure to chew slowly Make sure you don't choke I'm not sweet like the others But don't pass me by Can't say you don't love me If you won't even try I'm an odd sort of flavor You'll get used to it fast I might make you sick But I swear it will pass I'll stay right beside you Til the moment that you die An easy promise to make Knowing what i am inside
  6. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: Aurelian

    Aurelian (Nice, an emperor from the actual Roman Empire, and not that other one. Theme is "reunification", as that was an important thing the original Aurelian did as Emperor. This will probably be the only one I do that could actually work as a hip hop song) Bring it back, bring em on Welcome back, been too long We're family, this little group You carry me, i would for you (This part is half tempo) We used to rule the world together As small as it was, it was ours, so whatever That empire fell, 'cause nothing is forever We can start it all again, make this one even better
  7. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username

    I'll be back to this at some point after my trip the the pharmacy/when I figure out what "Aurelian" means
  8. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: Sigismund

    Sigismund (Inspiration taken from the meaning of the name: "Protection through victory" and various historical leaders with that name.) You'll undermine the shields Over this empire We'll overcome you all With steel and fire To a holy Roman It's not a damning curse To kin of Bathory It could be much worse It's for the people in our care A noble cause, we'd say You could've stayed at home You'd rather die today In name of peace and love And the divine above You threaten our lands And so we spill your blood
  9. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username
    Threadmarks: The List

    1. Sigismund 2. Aurelian 3. Odd 4. jane 5. Goth Boy 1. Dwimmerlaik 7. MotherFckerUltimate 8. 9. 10.
  10. Ruffles

    ITT I give you some 🔥 bars based on your username

    It's dead here today so I'm doing something about it. The first 10 people to leave a post below will get a few lines of lyrics based on their username, either thematically or by using it as a lyric. Don't expect anything amazing, especially if your username is like... Borutofan2012 or something.
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