To be fair the whole slav category is a bit more complicated than that. Yes we are slavs but south ones, meaning whatever the russians or polish or whatever are known for in stereotypical sense we largely don't do. Squatting is one of those things, I have not seen a single person be it a toddler or old man ever squat unless maybe at night during wife appreciation duties. However we do this a lot and I have done it twice in my life so far, once in a remote mountain village (they actually gave me a boiled goat skull when I said I love biology and would like one, I was like 11 lol) and also in middle school when I was taking folk dance lessons (you guys never ask me anything outside my bug sphere so yeah). I doubt I can anymore as I am now even taller and slower :skully Or you know what... Go full pagan and reconnect with nature by walking on "fire", you know.
