Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) Leads Naruto to the Promised Land

Sephiroth will appear in Naruto's setting and replace the members of Squad 7 whenever they got into a fight and won. Starting at Squad 7's creation and Kakashi taking the three on their first mission. This will never result in Sephiroth needing to do the work of two Squad 7 members in different...

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Sephiroth is literally murdering all of these dudes and the universe they are in.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

@Stocking Anarchy

You're going to be calculating the anime's feats soon?

Cyberpunk Edgerunners: David peforms spoilery feats

David performs spoilery feats which scales to spoilery characters.

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[Atem]

Sephiroth is literally murdering all of these dudes and the universe they are in.

This is the only good post in that thread so far.

Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) Leads Naruto to the Promised Land

Kind of referring to the fact Sephiroth is a genocidal maniac, and the only promised land he is going to lead them to requires a fairly large shovel. Probably the size of the planet. "Oh, that cute kid Naruto Sephiroth. Don't bother him. He is just summoning an asteroid to destroy the world...

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[Masterblack06]

Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)

Key word here is a barrage. It doesn't matter how many MG rounds you fire you won't pen an MBT. Same concept here. If the individual attacks aren't strong enough, no matter how many there are, they get blocked. That doesn't mean a single, stronger attack, even with less energy than the...

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IMAGINE TRYING TO DOWNPLAY MOUNTURTLE

 

[Paxton]

lol

lmao even

 

[Masterblack06]

Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)

Again MG vs tanks. The entire barrage was that level of power. But it was just that, a barrage. if it was millions of attacks, each attack was millions of times less power than the combined barrage.

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>Mount Turtle tanks orbital lasers
>"Oh it just wasn't all that strong"

Show me Asta or Luffy putting out anywhere near that level of fucking damage in an instant

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)

Again MG vs tanks. The entire barrage was that level of power. But it was just that, a barrage. if it was millions of attacks, each attack was millions of times less power than the combined barrage.

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>Mount Turtle tanks orbital lasers
>"Oh it just wasn't all that strong"

Show me Asta or Luffy putting out anywhere near that level of fucking damage in an instant

I honestly swear that SB has the most ridiculous notions of how shit should operate vs. how it looks on the page and forget that Toriko Humanity is WAY above us.

 

[Masterblack06]

I honestly swear that SB has the most ridiculous notions of how shit should operate vs. how it looks on the page and forget that Toriko Humanity is WAY above us.

One dude is saying that Luffys "Bajrang Gun?" is super strong because it destroyed Onigashima and was felt 1000 meters away. and I'm like "a casual jab from gaoh was felt 5 KILOMETERS AWAY"

meanwhile Mount Turtle is out here busting continents and Toriko is yeeting Trillion litre waterfalls.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

the only way they could actually have G5 Luffy above Mounturtle is if they used our calcs which



they dont

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

One dude is saying that Luffys "Bajrang Gun?" is super strong because it destroyed Onigashima and was felt 1000 meters away. and I'm like "a casual jab from gaoh was felt 5 KILOMETERS AWAY"

meanwhile Mount Turtle is out here busting continents and Toriko is yeeting Trillion litre waterfalls.

It really does remind me of the shit they do with the Nasuverse even though the shit done there honest to god feels more impressive than shit you see in One Piece:


2nd Ascension Mash hits Lancelot so hard that despite being on a huge ass Temple Complex, you can see a massive explosion from the top and the Shockwave goes well past the entrance way... the scene that isn't shown is that Lancelot isn't even HURT and Mash isn't even at her full strength.


Mordred is able to shake a similar flying Reality Marble Temple Complex just by crashing into it enough it actually begins to lean. Nothing at all shows this required anything than the typical strength she's capable of.



Gae Bolg simply clashing with Rho Aias continually causes massive shockwaves that dwarf the Trees AND the Church the fight takes place in, the Explosion after Archer successfully stops it is still amazingly huge despite RA should have been drastically been weakening it including after further enforcing RA.

But nah, they are barely City level in terms of physical might or power unless you count the Manga right?

 

[Atem]

Sarada (Boruto) vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Trying to see what characters perfectly compliment each other in a battle. Here’s a test. Sarada (Boruto) She’s allowed feats from the Boruto manga and anime. VS Edward Cullen (Twilight) He’s allowed feats from the books and films of Twilight. Once again the battle is set in a...

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[Masterblack06]

Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)

Do you have a calc on the Mount Turtle explosion? the razed a continent is literally meaningless though. It is a barrage so no individual weapon packs that power (Again MG vs tanks analogy) Edit: I don't really see it. the curved ground doesn't necccassarily mean it was due to the curvature...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Sarada (Boruto) vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Trying to see what characters perfectly compliment each other in a battle. Here’s a test. Sarada (Boruto) She’s allowed feats from the Boruto manga and anime. VS Edward Cullen (Twilight) He’s allowed feats from the books and films of Twilight. Once again the battle is set in a...

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HAHAHAHAHA...

Asta (Black Clover) vs Luffy (One Piece) vs Toriko (Toriko)

Do you have a calc on the Mount Turtle explosion? the razed a continent is literally meaningless though. It is a barrage so no individual weapon packs that power (Again MG vs tanks analogy) Edit: I don't really see it. the curved ground doesn't necccassarily mean it was due to the curvature...

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Isn't Toriko Earth as big as a Gas Giant? Wouldn't that mean that huge expansive explosion would very much be closer to Planetary on some cases?

 

[OtherGalaxy]

toriko earth is definitely several times bigger than the real earth at least

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

berserker/Lancelot (fate/ zero) VS yoruichi shihouin (bleach)

I’m pretty sure Yoruichi murders him. She has way more fire power than ham and he has nothing that can do any notable damage to her

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I’m pretty sure Yoruichi murders him.

She has way more fire power than ham and he has nothing that can do any notable damage to her

What more firepower? Again, Saber Lancelot took this from Mash and was still conscious:


Yourichi hasn't shown anything close to this even when she fought Aizen so how would she be "too strong" for Berserker Lancelot?

You know bleach characters are stronger than the majority of type moon cast beside some bosses here and there right?

Yeah, no they don't. And yeah, that's a "Siegfried" on virtual empty being able to split such a huge mass of rock that is VASTLY bigger than Karna's AOE attack like it was nothing.

berserker/Lancelot (fate/ zero) VS yoruichi shihouin (bleach)

The stronger Bleach characters start throwing Mountain busting attacks left and right, at the instant Ulquiorra second etapa was a thing. On top of my head only Ulquiorra, Gin (cutting not blowing up), Aizen and Ichigo (Dangai) are capable of doing so At best you general peak no nerf servant...

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The stronger Bleach characters start throwing Mountain busting attacks left and right, at the instant Ulquiorra second etapa was a thing. On top of my head only Ulquiorra, Gin (cutting not blowing up), Aizen and Ichigo (Dangai) are capable of doing so

At best you general peak no nerf servant like Artoria would be Grimmjow stats just by sheer destructive power and up without saying true NP release.

go further with the Karna prowess, defense and 1 time nuke that minimum 2X stronger than Excalibur (enough to vaporize any Arrancar from Fake Karakura). Even on topic of mountain attack, Ulquirra heavily implies that his own energy spear would be fatal to even him if it were to detonate next to him (and indeed Ichigo cero which has similar output just did that to him point blank).

So from scaling alone, the mightiest servants excluding broken nonsense like ex Dioscuri and Quirinus, cannot fight post fake Karakura town characters due to insane boost in strength from post time training, which include Yoruichi.

This movie isn't even last year... and there was no tricks done with that whatsoever. The fact this dude think it would take Dioscuri(Who "Normal Servants" have fought just fine despite being Lightspeed in every aspect) and fucking Quirinus to handle anyone after FKT is so deluded, it's actually sad to look at, especially when again, the FGO Manga exists.
You know? The ones where Karna and Arjuna simply fighting in the Grand Canyon resulting in it being wiped from the map? And no Noble Phantasms was used?


Or the fact that Fergus was threatening to destroy the entire United States?



Or hell, let's get hilarious and point out that a basic mook for Servants is this thing:

But nah, somehow Bleach characters be fighting things like that all the time somehow(Insert trying to pretend Menos Grande are somehow this big and this strong here)

 

[Masterblack06]

Hogwarts runs a horror gauntlet

The students and staff of year 7 Hogwarts are kidnapped by ROB and forced to participate in a gauntlet of horrors. The clear condition for each round is they must either escape, or survive for 7 days. Each round will take place in its respective setting location. Everyone is in character. R1...

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>anyone in harry potter
>beating freddy krueger much less pennywise

 

[GregSteve]

What is Yhwach's accepted destructive capacity?

The problem is that those spaces aren’t pre-existing, they were created by separating the singular original dimension. So that would suggest that the SK maybe divided the original dimension in a way in which these new ones are sufficiently large to at least feature some starts, a sun and a...

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You think Diao reads what he post each time and does the Shooter McGavin

 

[OtherGalaxy]

daio is currently the only galaxy level gremmy defender so



yeah

 

[GregSteve]

He really wants Feps spot as Keshins greatest herald

 

[Paxton]

Best sword in fiction?

How are we on the second page of “Best Swords” and no one on SpaceBattles has nominated the Lightsaber? As Obi-Wan says: "Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more... civilized age." Y’all are a...

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He's not wrong.