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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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..huh
 

..huh

>Kiritsugu
>No Weapons

The fuck is the point then?!
 

You've gotta be fucking kidding.

>Shigaraki can Decay the Jyubi Tree

I swear to god, SB loves doing this shit with Shigaraki's Decay and allowing it to work on things it has never shown to work on in any capacity...
At this rate, we are legit going to have people say Shigaraki can Decay the Earth if he chooses to do so.
 
>Shigaraki can Decay the Jyubi Tree

I swear to god, SB loves doing this shit with Shigaraki's Decay and allowing it to work on things it has never shown to work on in any capacity...
At this rate, we are legit going to have people say Shigaraki can Decay the Earth if he chooses to do so.
Remind me, was Onoki's Dust Release ever tried on the Juubi Tree? Because that's basically Shiggy's Decay but "better".
 
No comment on COTE as a series but Ayanokoji...

Ain't shit to Kiritsugu regardless :mjlol

That may be true but it's still ridiculous to not give Kiritsugu a gun either way...

I mean Kiritsugu is technically a ludicrous Superhuman that people LOVE forgetting that Nasuverse Mages are but it's still stupid to not give him anything:

"…Well."
There's only one thing to do now that I'm here.
Since Kiritsugu died, this place has become a gym to train my body.

Even a magus cannot neglect to train their body.
One of the requirements for a magus is to have excellent physical abilities.
While Kiritsugu was alive, we had many matches here.

Well, it was pretty much him beating on me, so I didn't learn anything about how to win in a fight.

…But I think I learned the difference between a fight and a battle.
In other words, I was taught the difference between killing your opponent and beating your opponent.

Knowledge and experience are different.
Unless I know in advance, it's hard to tell whether I'm involved in a fight or a murder.

…It's a simple story.
As long as you learn magic, you might destroy yourself, and times will come when you have to fight.
For a magi, a fight means killing each other.
So I think what Kiritsugu wanted to teach me was to prepare my mind for the prospect of death.

Remind me, was Onoki's Dust Release ever tried on the Juubi Tree? Because that's basically Shiggy's Decay but "better".

No, it was never tried on the Jyubi Tree and considering what one is ultimately made from, it should never work on it to begin with.
 

Bull fucking shit. He outright takes multiple hits from Kirei in their fight, albeit he's still Kirei's physical inferior he still puts up a fight against him.

To be fair, Kirei Kotomine literally turned his insides into meat with a single hit... but that's due to Kotomine being an absolute monster in his prime(which speaks volumes when outside of his prime, he was able to hurt Shirou despite his body being made out of swords... while he lost his "Heart" HOURS ago.), he NEEDED Avalon to pretty much survive Kotomine after that.

Kiritsugu maintains Time Alter Double Accel. Kotomine, now having experienced Kiritsugu’s magecraft, compensates for the speed and rushes Kiritsugu with a Baji Quan punch that crumples Kiritsugu’s thoracic cavity, reduces his lungs and heart to a mash of meat, and sends him flying backwards into the support pillars crowding the room.

Kiritsugu ignored the pain Innate Time Control inflicted upon him, and maintained the spell, backing out of Kirei’s range.



Kiritsugu’s sudden acceleration was a simple miscalculation that caused Kirei’s roundhouse kick to go off the mark. His speed, however, was not so nimble that Kirei was unable to grasp it. Once he realised that Kiritsugu had doubled his speed, Kirei made the appropriate calculations.

Kiritsugu experienced surprise for the second time in a few short seconds.

The space between them was a little over five steps. The tall Executor took a slight step forward, shortening this seemingly safe distance. This step, which sneaked toward the enemy without announcing its speed, was called ‘the moving stance’. It was also one of the dangerous secret skills of Baji Quan.

Kiritsugu shuddered, as the tall, frock-clad figure glided forward. Kirei's reached Baji Quan's optimum distance, and his fist drove toward toward the enemy with the power to reach infinity in all eight directions.

Kirei stepped forward. The concrete floor boomed under the impact, and the heavily planted forward fist slammed into Kiritsugu’s chest like a rock. Using the ‘Eight Postures of the Buddha Guards’ style, the sheer force of Kirei’s strike was like a grenade exploding in Kiritsugu's chest. Kiritsugu’s body, which took the full force of the blow, flew through the air like a strand of hay, and slammed into the support pillars that crowded the room. He never had the chance to defend himself. His thoracic cavity crumpled beneath Kirei’s iron fist, and his lung and heart were pounded into a mash of meat

Of course, it should be obvious, I COMPLETELY doubt this guy is anything close to Kotomine in terms of power, not even close when fucking HANSA isn't(You know, the guy whose able to run up a Skyscraper like he's a Servant, turn a huge chunk of Rock into Dust in a blink of an eye, can literally halt a thrown car by a fucking DEAD APOSTLE with a single leg.)
 
Wow, looking at the videos of how this dude fights, they are seriously downgrading Nasuverse Humans at this point if they actually believe that Kiritsugu is somehow weaker than a typical Human to lose to him...

>Rin doesn't have Reinforcement
She literally used the shit against Cu in the Prologue! It's in the fucking Anime, you literally cannot miss it! She literally used it against Medea, you think she didn't use it against Kotomine to not die against him in the Fate Route?

>Dude can defeat Kiritsugu even with Double Accel
Get the fuck out of here :oldryoma
 
bro
that fucking scion vs marvel thread is absolute fucking cancer

I'm just on PAGE ONE and seeing someone even fucking pretend that The Warrior can deal with Doctor "I literally changed the composition of the Multiverse just to make a spell work" Strange, who fought and defeated a Multiversal Galactus at beyond his max power, is just fucking hilarious.
 
I'm just on PAGE ONE and seeing someone even fucking pretend that The Warrior can deal with Doctor "I literally changed the composition of the Multiverse just to make a spell work" Strange, who fought and defeated a Multiversal Galactus at beyond his max power, is just fucking hilarious.
they think the warrior can just walk into the baxter building and steal the cosmic cube from the F4
:hestonpls
 
they think the warrior can just walk into the baxter building and steal the cosmic cube from the F4
:hestonpls

Fucking sure that can happen but yeah, I can see what you are talking about now with them acting like "Heroes just won't show up due to The Scion literally wiping a City off the map" when we have had Crisis Crossovers had heroes come out the woodwork for fucking less!
 
Fucking sure that can happen but yeah, I can see what you are talking about now with them acting like "Heroes just won't show up due to The Scion literally wiping a City off the map" when we have had Crisis Crossovers had heroes come out the woodwork for fucking less!
Oh nah it aint happening. OP is using marvel before Franklin lost his powers.

If The Warrior walks into that building he dies
 

This is probably a closer fight than SB realizes but they act like David would just effortlessly turn Kotomine into paste.
Anyone knows where David primarily stands at vs. Kotomine?
 

1.Kirizugu Emiya (with working avalon)
2.Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald
3. Rin Tohsaka (without jeweled sword)
4.Souichirou Kuzuki (with caster strengthening)
5.Kotomine Kirei (Fate/Zero prime)
6.Hansa Cevantes
7.Shiki Ryougi
8 Shirou Emiya (UBW) with Rin's mana
9. Bazett Fraga McRemitz (Fate/Kaleid and Hollow Ataraxia)
10. Ciel (No immortality, Tsukihime and Remake)
11. Emiya Shirou (Miyuvers) with the card and Miyu mana

Just waiting on that downplay to occur...
 
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