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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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There were also people trying to argue that Saitama could copy Accelerator's vector control.... when it was made very clear that he'd lack the actual raw intelligence to use it properly even if he did copy it (see his rather poor marks in the exam portion of the Hero Exam) :mjlol
 
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There were also people trying to argue that Saitama could copy Accelerator's vector control.... when it was made very clear that he lacks the actual raw intelligence to use it properly even if he did copy it (see his rather poor marks in the exam portion of the Hero Exam) :mjlol
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It was actually noted Saitama forgot how to even do that Time Travel shit Garou taught him so no, Saitama cannot actually do the shit people say he can to begin with and he had to be taught it point blank than do it himself.

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I doubt even Garou's cosmic awareness shit would help too for that :hm
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People believe he can actually copy the mechanics of the Universe at full power, they have no doubt about that insanity.
 
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Yang (RWBY) vs Denji (Chainsaw Man)

Yang mistakes Denji for a new kind of fucked up Grimm after he lets twenty people die just to save a kitten. Who’ll win? Current Yang Current Denji (Has access to Hero of Hell, thought I’m not sure what circumstances need to happen in order for that form to come out) Standard Equipment...
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I remember your stance on lightning-timing in RWBY, I’m gonna say Yang can beat Denji by virtue of being faster
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Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) Leads Soul Society (Bleach) to the Promised Land

Sephiroth will appear in Bleach's setting and replace the members of Ichigo's group (Ichigo, Chad, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu) whenever they got into a fight and won. Starting at that big gate guardian. This will never result in Sephiroth needing to do the work of two members of Ichigo's group in...
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Waiting for SB to realize that Sephiroth is on some legit DBZ shit (pretty sure he actually solos Z right?) and figure out that this is a one-sided beating, especially because it's only the SS arc that he has to get through :mjlol

At least give him some kind of challenge.
 
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Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) Leads Soul Society (Bleach) to the Promised Land

Sephiroth will appear in Bleach's setting and replace the members of Ichigo's group (Ichigo, Chad, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu) whenever they got into a fight and won. Starting at that big gate guardian. This will never result in Sephiroth needing to do the work of two members of Ichigo's group in...
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Waiting for SB to realize that Sephiroth is on some legit DBZ shit (pretty sure he actually solos Z right?) and figure out that this is a one-sided beating, especially because it's only SS arc that he has to get through :mjlol
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He does indeed clear DBZ thanks to Knights of the Round scaling.

Bleach in general is beneath his notice, never mind the SS arc.
Although the OP did clarify he has to go through the entire series, not that it matters.
 
And of course we already have someone there pretending this ISN'T an effortless stomp. :kobeha
Most of the early fights are no challenge, even to Ichigo's group, so Sephiroth clears with ease. Jidanbo, Ikkaku, the low ranking Shinigami that Uryuu and Chad fought all get dropped, easily.
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No my dude, EVERYONE gets clapped easily.
Sephiroth Vs Shunsui: Taking Chad's place, Sephiroth is already put up against a difficult opponent. All characters in Bleach have some form of superspeed and Shunsui is among the best, while Sephiroth's speed is harder to place.
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The FFVII party canonically dodges lightning at one point in that game and a ton of characters dodge bullets. Never mind the inter-planetary speed feat from one of the Bahamut's in Crisis Core. :maybe

Everyone worth mentioning has superspeed in Final Fantasy, there's nothing "hard to place" about it.
It's a difficult fight, but due to his surroundings, Kyoraku won't be using bankai for fear of collateral damage.
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He could use his Bankai and it still wouldn't achieve anything so this is irrelevant.
Still, both characters have an immense bag of tricks to draw from. Ultimately, Seph doesn't need to win, as Chad lost this fight. But it would still be a hard fight, either way.
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Nah Seph is gonna blitz his ass.
Sephiroth Vs. Kenpachi: A harder fight for Sephiroth, as both are skyscraper chopping powerhouses. Sephiroth does have the edge in versatility and powerset, even if we gave Kenpachi the advantage in strength and durability, so I'm backing Sephiroth.
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Nah it really isn't, if anything this is the "easiest" fight here because there's no hax or abilities (not that anything Bleach has would be a threat to Sephiroth anyway).

He even gave kenpachi the "advantage in strength and durability". :hestonpls
Sephiroth Vs Byakuya: Senbonzakura is an amazingly versatile zanpakuto, though Sephiroth can mitigate it's effectiveness through his own ability to teleport away from harm, his ability to use magical barriers, telekinesis, and his ability to manipulate a person's senses. Byakuya is fast, but he needs to stand in one place to use his bankai outside senkei, leaving him immobile for the most part. Sephiroth's arsenal of powers sees him through the fight, while a purely sword to sword battle would be much more difficult.
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Seriously the amount of downplay you have to do, to try and argue a Bleach Captain vs a Main FF Antagonist is going to end anyway but in an effortless stomp for the FF character, is absurd.
 
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Rinnegan Obito (Naruto) vs Magneto (Marvel, 616)

https://imgur.com/a/NyKoUrU https://i.imgur.com/ogmtLbe.jpg Obito Respect Thread Magneto Respect Thread Battlefield is Times Square Fight to the death No knowledge and combatants are behaving in character Obito can't use his six Jinchuriki, but can use the Gedo Statue and other Rinnegan summons
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..excuse me?
 
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Spider-Man (MCU) runs a Mike Tyson gauntlet

While logically it makes sense that a 25 ton lifting superhuman would virtually invulnerable to non-powered human level punches(in from a pro heavyweight boxer0, it actually isnt how it usually goes, as peak human level characters like Daredevil, Captain America, the Punisher, etc. are all shown...
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Frank got punched by a fucking superhuman mutant who can knock out Wolverine and didn't fall unconcious

and he's far weaker than fucking Pete
 
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Alcides (FSF) VS Dioscuri(FGO)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but lightspeed feats aside, the Dioscuri don’t have that much good feats when compared to all the shenanigans Alcides did in FSF. Well the twins do have those Nanomachines boost, and for Alcides a good mana source matters, which I’m unsure if Chaldea can provide (I think...
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Alcides (FSF) VS Dioscuri(FGO)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but lightspeed feats aside, the Dioscuri don’t have that much good feats when compared to all the shenanigans Alcides did in FSF. Well the twins do have those Nanomachines boost, and for Alcides a good mana source matters, which I’m unsure if Chaldea can provide (I think...
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They do realize Alcides was LOSING against Gilgamesh right?
Secondly, last time I checked, the Dioscuri in LB5.2 don't have any nanomachines, why do fuckers keep lying and pretending they was buffed on some level when we know that if a Divine Spirit can be worshipped at a high enough level, they can be just as strong, if not stronger, than their living selves(This was the entire point of God Arjuna and Ishtar in her 3rd Interlude was capable of reaching her full power by manipulating the Singularity the right way).

In only the sense that Dioscuri ultimately didn't perform on the same scale as Alcides(which is bullshit, by the by considering Talos was stated to be strong as fuck in that Singularity, yet Mash and Musashi still fought it plenty of times and suddenly, the Musashi wank suddenly vanishes just to make Dioscuri look weaker... despite them being seen as one of the strongest members of the Argonauts, which includes Caenis, Theseus and Heracles)
 
I can legit see why Rey left the game when people say shit like this that the game easily disproves like a motherfucker.
And I can already tell if someone came here the answer would be:

"Well, Servants aren't 1:1 depending on adaptations, so Gilgamesh is way stronger than he is in F/SF or Fate/Extra compared to F/GO" when the series itself goes against that nonsense, nothing shows that Gilgamesh, Enkidu or anyone else in that series is systematically weaker than they are in other series and the only reason people are pulling this because not every animator or storyteller gives a shit about the scale unless they want to give a fuck about the scale(And then they proceed to ignore the scale anyway when it does happen because "It doesn't happen all the time" despite it not happening all the time in most series either).
 
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the last thing Soul Society sees
 
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Dante, Nero, and Vergil (Devil May Cry) vs Nazarick (Overlord)

Even with full knowledge on the DMC side I struggle to think of a way for them to succeed in the face of an overwhelming numbers disadvantage and the gimmicky combo of victim, shub, and galid. Stealth units also remain a problem.
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>as if Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man, Dead Weight, and Motivation Himself wouldn't style all over these psychopaths with ease

:mjlol
 
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