Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Derpmaster9000]

@Phenom @Derpmaster9000 @Adamant soul

Percy Jackson and the Riordanverse Idea/Discussion/Recommendation Thread

How much does their appearance matter exactly? Feel free to explain the hows and whys of why their appearances matter to an adaptation that is looking to judge on their acting ability rather than their looks first, when the people making shows are getting pretty good at changing appearances.

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Of course spergbattles support the dumbass casting choices in the new pjo show

I legit can't be arsed to even read whatever those spergs actually said. I've lost enough brain cells as it is.

 

[Masterblack06]

What characters from JJBA, Chainsawman, or Toriko can Defeat Lille Baro??

Intimidation in Toriko can border on reality warping. This was essentially explained via the Ultimate Routine stuff. I severely doubt a blue nitro wouldn’t just quasi mind/physically crush him into a reality where he dies. It doesn’t matter if he can’t beat the Four Beast. The question is can...

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what in the

Ultimate Routine is some absolute nonsense when you see people using it in the series

 

[Cryso Agori]

I legit can't be arsed to even read whatever those spergs actually said. I've lost enough brain cells as it is.

They said they the characters appearance aren't important. Despite the fact that there appearances are the most emphasized part about them. In the very first book Medusa figures out there godly parents thanks to there eyes. SB's response? Computer cgi to change there eye colors. like as if Riordan or Disney would care enough to that or do that well with there overworked fx team.

 

[Paxton]

Ultimate Routine is some absolute nonsense when you see people using it in the series

What is Ultimate Routine anyway?

 

[Derpmaster9000]

They said they the characters appearance aren't important. Despite the fact that there appearances are the most emphasized part about them. In the very first book Medusa figures out there godly parents thanks to there eyes. SB's response? Computer cgi to change there eye colors. like as if Riordan or Disney would care enough to that or do that well with there overworked fx team.

I'm not even shocked. Lets just be real, all these dipshits are doing is finding whatever way they can to defend and suck Riordan and Disney's dicks off. The show's gonna be shit, we all know this, and I'm pretty sure even these spastics know it deep down too, even if they don't want to admit it.

Also, quick tangent here, but I'm super fucking tired of running into folks who think Riordan's books are highly accurate to the original Greek myths, despite how viciously he bastardized multiple Greek heroes(Herakles being the most notable), as well as essentially made Hades out to be a mortal pussy chaser in the same vein as Zeus and Poseidon in the HoO series, by making it clear he's sired many demigods throughout the ages... despite the fact that in myth, he only ever had kids with Persephone(or was straight up infertile according to a good few poets), and you can only really argue him having genuine sexual relations with one other minor goddess with Persephone's permission.

My guy legit never once went after mortal women, and never sired a single demigod in myth. That was purely a Riordan invention pulled straight out of that hacks ass to justify Nico and Bianca's existence.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Alex Mercer (Prototype) VS. DmC! Dante (DmC Reboot)

Guidelines: Both Mercer and Dante are at their respective peak. Both are in character. Standard equipment for both combatants. Dante and Mercer have no prior knowledge of each other, and no prep-time for either combatant. The fight takes place in a random location in Manhattan. Mercer and Dante...

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When was dmc!Reboot Dante ever stronger than Alex Mercer? Hell, he looks even weaker than DMC3 Dante to my recollection, let alone Nero.

 

[Crimson Dragoon]

@Atem

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Issei hyoudou(high school dxd) run a gauntlet

Pervert boy with a cool ass dragon mech suit run a gauntlet Issei with all his feat from anime and ln Manga,anime and game feat can be used for his opponent No knowledge or prep In character Standard equipment Wincon are death, ko or incapacitation Locations at new york Distance is 100 m The...

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The gauntlet

1)all might (mha)
2)Geno (opm)
3)kaito (one piece)
4)kaguya (naruto)
5)yhwach (bleach)
6)romulus-quirinus (fgo)
7)tactimon (digimon xros wars)

This is a massively hilarious scale right here for Issei to suddenly just put him on, isn't it?
Atleast there's no stupidity in pretend he can get past Quirinus or Tactimon.

 

[Paxton]

Issei hyoudou(high school dxd) run a gauntlet

Pervert boy with a cool ass dragon mech suit run a gauntlet Issei with all his feat from anime and ln Manga,anime and game feat can be used for his opponent No knowledge or prep In character Standard equipment Wincon are death, ko or incapacitation Locations at new york Distance is 100 m The...

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The gauntlet


This is a massively hilarious scale right here for Issei to suddenly just put him on, isn't it?
Atleast there's no stupidity in pretend he can get past Quirinus or Tactimon.

Maybe if Quirinus were female he'd be able to win

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Maybe if Quirinus were female he'd be able to win

Yeah, Issei probably would, not gonna lie about that

 

[Proto234]

@Phenom @Derpmaster9000 @Adamant soul

Percy Jackson and the Riordanverse Idea/Discussion/Recommendation Thread

How much does their appearance matter exactly? Feel free to explain the hows and whys of why their appearances matter to an adaptation that is looking to judge on their acting ability rather than their looks first, when the people making shows are getting pretty good at changing appearances.

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Of course spergbattles support the dumbass casting choices in the new pjo show

Don't know much about it but what's wrong with the casting?
I thought Riordan himself supervising it in order to avoid the show to become like 2010 movie (which was bad)

 

[Cryso Agori]

Don't know much about it but what's wrong with the casting?
I thought Riordan himself supervising it in order to avoid the show to become like 2010 movie (which was bad)

None of the characters casted looked like the characters from the books. Percy is ginger, Annabeth and chiron are black. And in response Riordan went and called everyone who was doubting his casting as racist. And his vision seems to be forcing diversity and turning every character gay, even if they never shown to be gay before. He's not actually a good writer, and many decisions he's made with the characters have been bad.

So yeah you can see why most of us has no hope for the show.

 

[NeloAngelo]

Alex Mercer (Prototype) VS. DmC! Dante (DmC Reboot)

Guidelines: Both Mercer and Dante are at their respective peak. Both are in character. Standard equipment for both combatants. Dante and Mercer have no prior knowledge of each other, and no prep-time for either combatant. The fight takes place in a random location in Manhattan. Mercer and Dante...

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When was dmc!Reboot Dante ever stronger than Alex Mercer? Hell, he looks even weaker than DMC3 Dante to my recollection, let alone Nero.

Well it's a canceled franchise but in Vergil's DLC he shows the best feat when he becomes the ruler of hell.

min 19:20

That Dante is supposed to face him again in a next part that will never come out.
So maybe there is a debatable power scaling.

 

[Proto234]

None of the characters casted looked like the characters from the books. Percy is ginger, Annabeth and chiron are black. And in response Riordan went and called everyone who was doubting his casting as racist. And his vision seems to be forcing diversity and turning every character gay, even if they never shown to be gay before. He's not actually a good writer, and many decisions he's made with the characters have been bad.

So yeah you can see why most of us has no hope for the show.

This is just like black Hermione debacle lol.

Though I have no issue with Nico being gay tbqh. Magnus one is cringeworthy though admitedly.

Well, at least he's not spouting nonsense like Rowling does in Twitter so far. Not a high bar though.

 

[Cryso Agori]

This is just like black Hermione debacle lol.

Though I have no issue with Nico being gay tbqh. Magnus one is cringeworthy though admitedly.

Well, at least he's not spouting nonsense like Rowling does in Twitter so far. Not a high bar though.

No he spouted nonsense in his blog.

Like I said in that SB thread.

If this is Riordan's idea of 'diversity' I don't want any of it.

 

[Atem]

@Atem

Mad King Daruman(Cradle) runs a gauntlet - Battles - Comic Vine

Daruman VSRound 1:Round 2:Round 3:Round 4:Round 5:RULES:- Win by any means- Bloodlusted- No knowledge- No prep- Distance: 1km- Location: Earth- Gauntl

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Northstrider seems to have the right idea.

The Mad King is pretty powerful.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Why Yhwach would beat Galactus - Battles - Comic Vine

Yhwach can prevent his death via Future manipulation. Galactus has no counter to the Almighty or his other haxGalactus has no universal feats. Yhwach

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[seth]

None of the characters casted looked like the characters from the books. Percy is ginger, Annabeth and chiron are black. And in response Riordan went and called everyone who was doubting his casting as racist. And his vision seems to be forcing diversity and turning every character gay, even if they never shown to be gay before. He's not actually a good writer, and many decisions he's made with the characters have been bad.

So yeah you can see why most of us has no hope for the show.

Reminds me of the sandman TV show same thing there. I am apprantely a sexist and racist if I call it out.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Reminds me of the sandman TV show same thing there. I am apprantely a sexist and racist if I call it out.

Fuck them, everytime shit like this happens it ends with the show ending with making a profit or the directors changing shit. These idiots are only a tiny percent of the majority and there only ability is to yell loud enough that big companies listen to them. But sooner or later the majority will make there ire known and the companies will realize who really keeps them afloat.

 

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MULTIVERSAL BLEACH UPGRADE

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