Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Xhominid The Apex]

Xeno Trunks (DBH) vs Goetia (Nasuverse)

I mean I doubt Zeus is universal considering Chaos is a dyson sphere and it is hyped to be on par/superior to Zeus, what with Ares panicking and its arrival and the general framing of the story. Also, Chaos made Zeus. If Zeus had access to universal energy, then something that draws power from...

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It being a Dyson Sphere does not inherently limit its output to that of a sun, what the fuck are you on about?

Especially since Chaos eclipses characters who do have the output of a star at the very least.

*Sigh*
Like Shiva isn't Universal because they miss that his Third Eye is meant to destroy the Universe due to the nature of his legend(and anyone he uses it on becomes a Universe due to his Third Eye being that entwined to his legend)...

But this is some Grade A retardation to use it as a stick to pretend that neither Zeus nor Chaos are as powerful as stated...

Zeus basically became a weaker Chaos at the end of the day due to the shit he pulled, Romulus Quirinus is in the same boat due to his legend of being the Ultimate Being of the Roman Pantheon.
Chaos is not strong because he's a Dyson Sphere, Chaos is strong because the very Authorities/Functionalities that the Machine Gods use, he can do so and far better at it.
Like I get alot of these guys don't really bother to read but yeah:

It shouldn't take a genius that Chaos created every single Machine God and is utterly superior to all of them, even ones like Chronos and Uranos.

 

[Paxton]

The Seven (Amazon Boys) vs Transformers Prime Megatron

Vs Rules No dark energon for megatron The seven will start near water for the deep No outside interference Win conditions are death Everyone is in character Battlefield is times Square

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@OtherGalaxy

 

[OtherGalaxy]

The Seven (Amazon Boys) vs Transformers Prime Megatron

Vs Rules No dark energon for megatron The seven will start near water for the deep No outside interference Win conditions are death Everyone is in character Battlefield is times Square

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@OtherGalaxy

vaguely remember a city level feat in TFP? so he should clear. If he gets the dark star saber it’s shown and said to level mountains, so they should be pretty fucked there

 

[OtherGalaxy]

The Wandenreich invades Hogwarts

The Wandenreich from bleach have been informed that the humans possess strange magick, and they want to know more. This is Hogwarts year 5. Dumbledore and Snape get one day prep time. Rules: 1. Wandenreich must capture any students alive to interrogate them. 2. Stats and speed are equalized...

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WHAT

 

[Paxton]

The Wandenreich invades Hogwarts

The Wandenreich from bleach have been informed that the humans possess strange magick, and they want to know more. This is Hogwarts year 5. Dumbledore and Snape get one day prep time. Rules: 1. Wandenreich must capture any students alive to interrogate them. 2. Stats and speed are equalized...

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WHAT

The Wandenreich invades Cybertron

 

[Paxton]

Unicron vs Arceus

Unicron vs Arceus Both are at 2-A Who would win?

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@OtherGalaxy

 

[Masterblack06]

Bruh what is this weird downplay where people think superman doesn't k own how to fight and only throws big punches?

 

[Maddie]

Bruh what is this weird downplay where people think superman doesn't k own how to fight and only throws big punches?

He was not particularly spectacular pre-exile like he still hadn't fully embraced his kryp- uhhh yeah that's a bullshit argument he's always been a great fighter lol

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Unicron vs Arceus

Unicron vs Arceus Both are at 2-A Who would win?

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@OtherGalaxy

Unicron gonna show him how it ended for all the other gods he ate

 

[Paxton]

Doom Slayer vs Nergigante (Monster Hunter)

That's exactly what was happening. No sane person who's actually played doom could possibly believe that the Slayer is some multiversal god. Those same people will tell you shit like "even his shotgun is multiversal". Don't take a word of what they say seriously. He has actual, measurable...

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Yeah, the shotgun (along with all his other weaponry) blatantly powered up by him passively warping reality around him?
That same shotgun can't be stronger than a normal one?

Suuuure.

 

[Paxton]

Can Goku Black and Zamasu(Dragon Ball Super) Complete their Zero Mortal Plan in these Verses?

All are in-character, and there is no knowledge or prep. The Zamasu's start off unfused, but Black has his latest power up and Zamasu his immortality. They will do their best to limit collateral damage and not destroy any planets. This is their anime version. Their goal is to eliminate all the...

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pretty sure they do relatively fine in rounds 1-3 and hard stop at round 4

all fiction go brr

 

[Adamant soul]

Freya vs Zeus

God of War versions of both. Basic knowledge. Both at full power. Zeus has the Blade of Olympus, but his astral form isn't allowed. Who wins? Bonus fight: Freya vs Thor.

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Baldur is not stronger than Zeus
Please stop

Kratos says himself that he has "faced gods greater than him before", gods plural. And he says this about Heimdall who is comfortably > Baldur.

He also compared Surtr to the Titans. Same surtr who kills Freyr.

Norse gods are not on an entirely different class from greek gods in game, it's just that they get OOG hype.

In the feats department they are certainly lacking.

Yes we should disregard MULTIPLE statements (both in-game and WoG) indicating complete superiority on the part of the stronger Norse Gods, compared to Greek Gods AND their notably superior performances against a stronger Kratos.

Because Kratos made ONE statement in complete ignorance regarding Heimdall, a statement which is completely contradicted by both his own actions (needing to make a whole ass new weapon to even be able to fight the guy) and the fight itself.

Yep their feats are totally lacking, despite them blatantly performing better against Kratos than the Greeks and even Zeus did. ha

 

[Claudio Swiss]

 

[Masterblack06]

Can Goku Black and Zamasu(Dragon Ball Super) Complete their Zero Mortal Plan in these Verses?

All are in-character, and there is no knowledge or prep. The Zamasu's start off unfused, but Black has his latest power up and Zamasu his immortality. They will do their best to limit collateral damage and not destroy any planets. This is their anime version. Their goal is to eliminate all the...

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pretty sure they do relatively fine in rounds 1-3 and hard stop at round 4

all fiction go brr

not just that

Book Maker goes brrr as well

 

[Maddie]

Doom Slayer vs Nergigante (Monster Hunter)

That's exactly what was happening. No sane person who's actually played doom could possibly believe that the Slayer is some multiversal god. Those same people will tell you shit like "even his shotgun is multiversal". Don't take a word of what they say seriously. He has actual, measurable...

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Yeah, the shotgun (along with all his other weaponry) blatantly powered up by him passively warping reality around him?
That same shotgun can't be stronger than a normal one?

Suuuure.

The best part is we know that

1. the shotgun obviously isn't normal its gauge is fucking massive, like a punt gun or something

2. Despite it's gauge it fires like a fucking rail gun on enemies and violently gores them so it's obviously not bound to normal physics

 

[Masterblack06]

CHIM vs The Infinity Gauntlet

A person from The Elder Scrolls who has achieved CHIM faces Infinity Gauntlet wielding Thanos(comic version) in a battle. Bloodlust on. Battlefield is infinite and indestructible Universe. They have no prior knowledge of the enemy and get no prep. Win by killing or incapacitating the enemy...

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@Atem

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Can Goku Black and Zamasu(Dragon Ball Super) Complete their Zero Mortal Plan in these Verses?

All are in-character, and there is no knowledge or prep. The Zamasu's start off unfused, but Black has his latest power up and Zamasu his immortality. They will do their best to limit collateral damage and not destroy any planets. This is their anime version. Their goal is to eliminate all the...

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toaru
madoka
GURREN LAGANN ha

 

[OtherGalaxy]

artbook statement wasnt vague just saying
straight up says it has more physical power than any other stand

not that that matters since stands arent doing a ton physically compared to most other verses

but it dont matter in GER case lol

 

[Gordo]

At least that data book is finally getting more recognition. Although it does call GER the ultimate stand too

it’s better hearing that than “Star Platinum is the strongest stand because Araki intentionally joked it to appease Nakagawa Shouko”

 

[OtherGalaxy]

that book is good too bc even though it’s actually clear in the manga (Jotaro blitzed Josuke after he starts to summon CD) we get a clear statement that SP>CD in speed but CD>SP in strength

i really wish there was more translation for it because JoJoVeller has all its stand commentary translated but JoJo a GoGo just never did