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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Why stay on SB for bad takes when you could go on Reddit, right?

Peter styles on Levi. Between Spider-Sense and his actual speed, Levi gets webbed instantly.


Arkham games are peak, but this Batman doesn't have anything that works against the high tiers of 1A.
Put 1A against comic Batman, see how fun that will be.


Dude really thinks that Kraven's got anything on the Turtles.


All of MHA combined has no chance against the Admirals

SB's dumbest takes have nothing on Reddit's normal stuff.
 
Why stay on SB for bad takes when you could go on Reddit, right?

Peter styles on Levi. Between Spider-Sense and his actual speed, Levi gets webbed instantly.


Arkham games are peak, but this Batman doesn't have anything that works against the high tiers of 1A.
Put 1A against comic Batman, see how fun that will be.


Dude really thinks that Kraven's got anything on the Turtles.


All of MHA combined has no chance against the Admirals

SB's dumbest takes have nothing on Reddit's normal stuff.

>all comics

don't they have power rangers scaling :tupac
 
Being Privaron means nothing, both are none Espadas.
It means quite a bit actually Divell, a Privaron is a former Espada while a Fraccion is simply an Espada's servant, there's a HUGE fucking difference between those two things.
More so, they are natural Arrancars, while most fractions were done in by the Hogyoku.
Not sure what point you think this proves when Ulquiorra is also a natural Arrancar, as too is Stark actually.
The argument in the post above mine was that being privaron should automatically mean you are stronger than fracciones.
Yes and it absolutely does.
We know Aaroniero is stronger than any of the privaron, and that he in base got pressed by Rukia.
A Rukia that was still hesitating/holding back until she took his flesh mask off and was absolutely sure that he wasn't Kaien, yes.
What does this have to do with Ikkaku not getting broken in half by HM Chad?
Either Edrad was right under Aaroniero in power,
:heston
or Rukia is massively stronger than Ikkaku.
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Which do you think is more believable, specially knowing everything else from them.
Rukia's feats in the Arrancar Saga take a steaming shit on Ikkaku's and she's generally portrayed as a peer to Renji who is already proven to be MUCH stronger than Ikkaku form to form.

One of your assumptions requires that we basically ignore what the story tells us about who the Privaron are, while the other simply requires we acknowledge that Rukia's feats >>>>>> Ikkaku's which they are, so there's no question which one's more "believable".
I honestly forgot about those two, but wasn’t exactly my point. My point was that Privaron are from the original Espadas, of which Aaroniero was the last one.
And? Still doesn't mean they'd be Fraccion level, they are simply weaker than the current batch of Espada, hence losing their rank.

Fraccion are repeatedly shat on by Lieutenants 1v1, at least when they are not under a limiter the lowers them to a 5th of their power. The Tres Bestia needed to 3v1 Rangiku to overwhelm her and then immediately resorted to Allon when another Lieutenant turned up.

Even the two fraccion that do fight captains (Vega and Poww) are pretty much instantly murdered if the captain doesn't play with them. Meanwhile Privaron in Dordonni and Cirucci are able to pressure people (Ichigo and Uryu) who were actually able to fight Captains in weaker forms.

Espada > Privaron Espada > Fraccion > Everyone Else with regards to the Arrancar, only Allon and Wonderweiss throw spanners into the works.
 
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I won't stand and watch aspiring new members like @Nelsama taken in by these lies anymore.

With @Lord Stark's help, I've compiled a library's worth of evidence to accurately assess Yamamoto's position on tier lists. Agendaposts, shitposts, incorrect interpretations, and disingenuous remarks won't be tolerated. There are only - as some of our most distinguished posters would say - FACTS allowed here:

1) Soul Society arc.

Yamamoto, who is purportedly so strong that two captains can't fight him? From the early stage of Byakuya vs Ichigo up until Aizen gets exposed, Shunsui and Ukitake were fine. Better yet, they matched his shunpo step for step. Yamamoto is confirmed to have not held back either.

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This was a fight to the death where he was punishing criminals. As we later see in the reigai arc, Yamamoto was significantly pressured by their clones. Already proving that Yamamoto is only half a step above senior captain level.

2) The Arrancar arc is where much of Yamamoto's false hype comes from. We need to start from the top.

-Yamamoto and Barragan are heavily portrayed as rivals:

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CFYOW also directly compares them. Yamamoto and the whole Gotei (including Unohana) lost to Ikomiki, while Barragan stalemated him as an equal.


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Let it be known that Yamamoto himself said this:

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By his admission, Ikomiki didn't escape. It defeated him. Now, Yamamoto didn't have the Ryujin Jakka, so he must have fought with the four arts, where he "supposedly" holds the title of strongest. In other words, Ikkotsu/Sokkotsu would be unable to defeat Pre-Arrancar Barragan. It's no wonder Yamamoto never intervened. He knew what was up.

- Next is Wonderweiss. Oh boy, the wank that comes with this "fight" is what let people believe Base Yamamoto is stronger than all captains. First, we know that he wouldn't beat Stark, because he can't beat Barragan with hakuda. In fact, because Ukitake could react to Yamamoto (and even Stark), WW must have been faster than Yama (and Stark) to achieve that blitz. Why then, did Yama blitz WW later? That one was hard to wrap my head around, but @Lord Stark made compelling arguments:



WW is an actual retard. He has no control over his enormous powers, which is why he immediately starts losing to the likes of Mashiro after the single most impressive feat of all arrancar. Yamamoto beating him literally does not count. And we know it doesn't. The databook states that WW only goes after people he considers "strong". He ignored Yamamoto and all other fighters to attack Ukitake. Ukitake is a piece of the SK and the star of Hell arc. WW saw through the biggest danger. Yamamoto was not considered. In fact, Aizen was confident that Wonderweiss would defeat him.

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- Moving on is one of the biggest misconceptions in all Bleach: Yamamoto is intelligent.

No. Just no.

Yamamoto never figured out Aizen's power. Aizen's KS can also control reikaku. Aizen could have duped him the whole time if not for PIS. Yamamoto was only coincidentally advantageous. And thank god it failed, imagine killing everyone there, only for Aizen to regenerate with the Hogyoku. GG for the story. Yhwach won't even have to wreck Seireitei himself this time. Shame this didn't work out so well the next time when Yama made another dumbass assumption with the bankai medallions and got it stolen. It would have happened anyway though, since he showed off all its power to Haschwalth.


3) The Thousand-Year Ponzy Scheme

-Prime Yamamoto defeated Yhwach (2013): Incredible how much hype this utter lie generated despite us being told that Yhwach only fought with bows and arrows. Cavemanwach required bankai. Now we learn that Sasakibe actually dealt the fatal blow. Yamamoto capitalized and stole the glory from this unsung hero. Like if Komamura off-screened Bug Tosen, only for us to later read the scene where Hisagi came clutch. Shameless.


- Yhwach needed the medallion to beat Bankai Yamamoto: False, Kubo told us that the medallion is an application of Sankt Altar. Yhwach could personally steal it and render Yamamoto powerless. Now the anime has it be told that Ichigo would stand no chance against Yhwach without surpassing the concept of shinigami. Whereas Yama is merely the "peak" of it. Now the latest episode has Yhwach throwing ZnT medallion (this is the one piece of evidence in this OP that is somewhat suspect and subject to change) like garbage. Yhwach absorbed Yamamoto's very soul. His techniques, knowledge, and powers with it. Ichibei slapped that shit, sorry.


- Even after death, the de-hype does not stop. Base Bazz-B offset RJ with his flames. The sheer copium from this feat has sent the entire fandom into the Mental Olympics. Please stop. Yamamoto did not hold back. Read the entire scene. Yamamoto said he was bloodlusted. He overkilled the Overkill and said he would exterminate all enemies. When Bazz-B tells Hitsugaya he survived the flames, Hitsugaya realizes that he was doomed. What is the point of this scene if dumb-ass power scalers reduce this to an arbitrary 0.00005% of Yama's power? How can that be quantified? Why would Hitsugaya even care in that case? The obvious point is to hype Bazz-B relative to Yama's true power otherwise the scene is meaningless. Yamamoto is not clear of senior-captain-level fighters.

- The elites are the strongest in Yhwach's army before Auschwalen, as confirmed in the volumes.

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That means even the weakest fighter there is above Royd, who was more than a match for Shikai Yamamoto. That means even Base Gerard is stronger, as he never reached the heights he did until the following volumes.

4) The statements.

More fraudulent than not.

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Oldest? RIP, Ichimonji exists. It doesn't even use the name 'bankai' like RJ does, and we know that the sword that Ikomiki became was before RJ was even created.


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Greatest? Kyoka Suigetsu was considered unbeatable for Yamamoto by Unohana.

- "No shinigami in 1000 years has emerged that is stronger than me." - Yamamoto. A powerful statement, supported by Aizen saying he would lose if they fought toe-to-toe...but wait? Doesn't Aizen also say this?

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The databook supports this by the way.

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Souls called him "matchless"

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Unmasked called him stronger than anyone else, for the illiterates. Aizen saw none as his equal. And he kinda tanked that hado 96 from Yama. Ichigo out-performed Yamamoto with that Getsuga didn't he? :blobshrug

Adding onto all of that, Unohana also thinks she's the strongest - Stronger than everyone except Zaraki. That includes Yhwach, Ichibei, etc. Call her delusional, but she is the Kenpachi - the strongest shinigami - in the era where Yama founded the Gotei. Strange for someone to have that title during their debut as a proper military. Either way, Yamamoto's statement, and even databook statements, are contested. Nothing is absolute, besides him being a competitor for the title of strongest. There are many others, unfortunately.


That's all she wrote, folks. I'm impressed if you got all the way down here, and fuck you if you didn't.
Yamamoto perpetually living rent free in Sables' head. :heston
 
A full-power and fully awakened Panhuman History ORT is transported to the middle of the fake Karakura Town during the Fake Karakura Town Arc.

ORT will analyze its surroundings, immediately understand its situation, and seek to assimilate the greatest being in this new world: The Soul King.

If it consumes any Shinigami, Hollow, or Quincy, it will learn how to make a King's Key and attempt to do so.

After Aizen, Urahara, and Yamamoto are made aware of ORT's existence, they will immediately join forces to defeat it.

Yhwach will feel ORT's power as well, and will mobilize his troops to aid the Shinigami.

The Royal Guard will immediately come to stop this new threat. However, if any of them are absorbed, then ORT will use the King's Keys in their bones to access the Soul King Palace.

Ichigo, his friends, and the Hollows Aizen left to guard Hueco Mundo (Ulquiorra) will all be notified of ORT's arrival and will make a beeline for the fake Karakura Town after forming a temporary alliance.

Can the combined might of Aizen's slaves, Yamamoto's brats, and Yhwach's goon squad stop the cosmic horror that is ORT?

Can the combined Hax of these Bleach characters working together give them the win? I'm really counting on Yamamoto's Bankai and Urahara's Kido seals here.

You can add in the rest of the Espada, the Royal Guard and the Soul King at full power and the result will STILL end up the same:

ORT kills/eats everyone, destroys the 3 Worlds/ Original World so thoroughly it's fucked beyond measure and piss off back to the Oort Cloud. And that was just the Lostbelt ORT, let alone the PHH version that's not gimped so thoroughly LMFAO.
 

Bruh if you use Saiyan Saga Toei Goku he is already around Large Planet Level due to scaled to King Vegeta.

Goku is arrogant but not too much.
 

Bruh if you use Saiyan Saga Toei Goku he is already around Large Planet Level due to scaled to King Vegeta.

Goku is arrogant but not too much.

I don't really remember Goku being arrogant at the Saiyan Saga, pretty sure he was arrogant when he first met Mr. Popo and when he defeated Tao Pi Pi...
 

Rare time of me putting in VSB stupidity, enjoy it while it lasts...

Yes he does, based on their VSBW profiles, especially since the OP does not even specify that Beast Cole is even allowed.

Death Battle is irrelevant here, VSBW Cole can't get past VSBW Mercer's hax abilities. Cole's resistance to Disease Manipulation and Biological Manipulation is just not good enough.

This thread right here, which is approved by a staff member, is all that is needed to prove that Cole just gets wrecked by the Blacklight Virus' infection - if Sasha's Tar could screw him over hard with its symptoms, then the Blacklight Virus just ends him.

Cole is NOT getting past Mercer's Mid-High regeneration. And if Cole's electricity wasn't able to fry Sasha's tar, which is not even noted for having any heat resistance, then the Blacklight Virus (which is completely superior to Sasha's tar in every way that matters, including infecting stuff at the Molecular level) just infects Cole.

And he just dies to the Blacklight Virus. Plain and simple.

Yeah, it speaks volumes that VSB puts WAY too much faith into shit too much without realizing it's nowhere near as ridiculous as they think it is...

EDIT: I said I was only going to do one? I lied:

Ainz vs Gojo, just like it says on the tin. Speed Equalized because holy cow, I never knew JJK was so slow

>JJK... slow
>Compared to fucking Overlord
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to be fair, they're both like, in the single digit mach range (iirc) are they not? :tupac
 
Did not Death warrior a lv 35 have feat of parry machine fire for a few seconds

I'm not even sure how that will scale to Ainz to be frank because Ainz isn't a combat type to his core and I'm pretty sure the Death Warrior only parried it for a bit before getting overwhelmed as even Albedo only was able to deal with it because she was too strong for it, not because she was fast enough to deal with it.
 
Did not Death warrior a lv 35 have feat of parry machine fire for a few seconds
Thats the important part.

The Death knight was literally overwhelmed by the number of bullets.

Albedo was explicitly only able to parry them, it was stated she couldn't dodge due to their speed.

And iirc, the bullets weren't magic or anything. There were non-enchanted since they couldn't pierce through her non magic resistances.
 
Did not Death warrior a lv 35 have feat of parry machine fire for a few seconds

It would depend on the type of gun and the distance to the target but I think you could manage that at around Mach 1-2

As long as it wasn't like an gatling gun or something mounted.
 
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