Dolphins (Possum Reviews) vs. The Flood (Halo)

[Atem]

Two unholy abominations that are an affront to God face each other.

They do battle in the depths of the Outer Dark, and the victory condition is either by KO or death of the opposing force.

Composite for both Dolphins and the Flood. Feel free to use anything for both.

 

[seth]

what can the dolphins do?

 

[NostalgiaFan]

I too would like to know.

 

[Atem]

what can the dolphins do?

I too would like to know.

They terrorized the ancient world.



Are much like vampires, and do not cast a reflection.



They serve Satan, and are blessed by him.



Are capable of damning souls to purgatory via super rape.



Whatever they devour that does not die? Is assimilated into both the body and spirit of a dolphin.



They were created by Lucifer out of the excrement of angels, and their souls fashioned by the tortured souls of others.

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No government can safely contain a dolphin outbreak, if they gain the ability to walk on land. Instead, they have contingency plans to life-wipe the entire human species to spare us eternal damnation.

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They are why the River Styx are unsafe.

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They reproduce via mitosis.

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They are able to survive the heat death of the universe, are capable of intergalactic flight, and are able to eat Boltzmann brains.

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[Atem]

Any takers?

 

[NostalgiaFan]

Any takers?

If they can survive the heat death of the universe are do they not have universal durability?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Oh yeah, I remember hearing this shit about Dolphins from some series, nice to see it getting represented in earnest lol.

 

[Flowering Knight]

dolphin lore wasn't on my 2025 bingo card

 

[Atem]

@Crimson Dragoon

Know you're pretty knowledgeable on The Flood, as of the extended and expanded universe outside of the games. And I don't want this thread to be one-sided.