I don't have a dick...

Penguini · Jul 30, 2023

...but if I did. It would be -

Bigger Than Yours.

Ruffles · Jul 30, 2023

What happened to it?

Penguini · Jul 30, 2023

its was stolen by a heron before i was born

Ruffles · Jul 30, 2023

Rip.....
Literally

Goth Boy · Jul 30, 2023

Penguini · Jul 30, 2023

heron choked on a dick though - so was a happy ending

Goth Boy · Jul 30, 2023

@Dwimmerlaik what made you lurk this thread in particular

Ruffles · Jul 30, 2023

Ahrim the Blighted said:
@Dwimmerlaik what made you lurk this thread in particular

Dick

It says it right in the title

Goth Boy · Jul 30, 2023

Ruffles said:
Dick

It says it right in the title

jane · Aug 1, 2023

wtf and you got that for free?

Dwimmerlaik · Aug 1, 2023

Ahrim the Blighted said:
@Dwimmerlaik what made you lurk this thread in particular

With such a conspicuous title I expected there to be a good joke but it was rather...

flaccid

Vermiform · Aug 4, 2023

BalsamicVinegar said:
...but if I did. It would be -

Bigger Than Yours.

Bigger than smallest is still smaller than biggest.