I don't have a dick...

[Penguini]

...but if I did. It would be -

Bigger Than Yours.

 

[Ruffles]

What happened to it?

 

[Penguini]

its was stolen by a heron before i was born

 

[Ruffles]

Rip.....
Literally

 

[Goth Boy]

 

[Penguini]

heron choked on a dick though - so was a happy ending

 

[Goth Boy]

@Dwimmerlaik what made you lurk this thread in particular

 

[Ruffles]

@Dwimmerlaik what made you lurk this thread in particular

Dick

It says it right in the title

 

[Goth Boy]

Dick

It says it right in the title

 

[jane]

wtf and you got that for free?

 

[Dwimmerlaik]

@Dwimmerlaik what made you lurk this thread in particular

With such a conspicuous title I expected there to be a good joke but it was rather...

flaccid

 

[Vermiform]

...but if I did. It would be -

Bigger Than Yours.

Bigger than smallest is still smaller than biggest.