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Game Ranked Members Mafia 2 - One Last Mafia Game

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Another year in Mafia has come and gone. After the resounding victory of Feminism last year, things were looking bleak for the section. While most of the women were eventually defeated by their greatest enemy (themselves), the aftermath was that everyone had grown WEAK and SOFT. Indeed, we had lost touch with our roots. The chaotic energy the Mafia Section once had dissipated. We started becoming concerned with "toxicity" and trying to make the play environment friendlier and more welcoming. Well guess what? It made us all GAY, that's what. We used to mercilessly call each other r*tarded and then brush it off like it was nothing the next day. Now someone gets called a poopyhead and everyone loses their damn minds.

Worse yet, despite our "improvement" of turning every player into PATHETIC BETAS, the staff has grown more wary of the Mafia Section. Our catering to them has been rewarded with more sit downs and threats of increased moderation. The Admins have started to think our little game is bad for forum traffic, for profits. And after suffering humiliating defeats of their own, start to suspect it may be time to cut the cancer off at the source...

At this rate, this may be One Last Game. Will you fight to make Mafia Great Again?

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Character: Ultra
Role: Vanilla Town
Alignment: One Last Town

It's not bad enough I'm getting killed Night 1 every game, now I'm getting killed Day 1. Before you know it I might start getting shot from the sign up thread. Sighs it's the price I pay for such excellence. My only regret is that this will probably be the last game here, games have been pretty ******** lately. Oh great, looks like the word filter was just installed. It's only a matter of time before it all ends...

You are Vanilla Town

You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated

Day 1 begins. You have approximately 42 hours. With 18 players, it takes 10 to reach Majority

Countdown Timer


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