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Ratchet has died:
Character: Cubey
Role: x1 Desperado (Day 2+)
Alignment: One Last Town
With a kill count that rivals that of a school shooter, you seem to roll vig just about every other game and somehow never hit scum. You write some of the most abhorrent posts I've ever seen. Apparently you’ve been playing this game for over a decade and you haven’t got any good at it. Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised if your brain was shaped like a cube as well. In this game, once again you've found yourself in possession of a gun, but to make things fair to your fellow town members I've installed a failsafe...
[x1 Desperado] Starting Day 2 onwards, you may post "kill [player name]" in the thread. If they are not One Last Town aligned they will die, if they are then you will die instead.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Day 6 begins.
With 5 players left, it takes 3 to reach Majority. You have 48 hours.
Sparkles was lynched:
Character: T-Pein
Role: Vanilla Town
Alignment: One Last Town
For a Trump supporter you sure are a limp wristed soyboy. I don't want you in the trenches. You're all about owning the libs and stopping crazy SJW's, but duty calls you'll scamper off into a corner and assume the fetal position. You don't really give a shit about mafia as much as you enjoy pissing people off. But you've referred a bajillion people to OLF and that all goes to waste if the section gets deleted. And there's nothing you hate more than losing out on digital points. So you're here to stop these bozos from getting the section nuked. FR.
You are Vanilla Town
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Night 6 begins and ends as soon as all actions are submitted, 16 hours max.
Character: T-Pein
Role: Vanilla Town
Alignment: One Last Town
For a Trump supporter you sure are a limp wristed soyboy. I don't want you in the trenches. You're all about owning the libs and stopping crazy SJW's, but duty calls you'll scamper off into a corner and assume the fetal position. You don't really give a shit about mafia as much as you enjoy pissing people off. But you've referred a bajillion people to OLF and that all goes to waste if the section gets deleted. And there's nothing you hate more than losing out on digital points. So you're here to stop these bozos from getting the section nuked. FR.
You are Vanilla Town
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Night 6 begins and ends as soon as all actions are submitted, 16 hours max.
Tweet has died:
Character: Orca
Role: Mason/Treestump
Alignment: Arctic Animal
Dupes. Twins. Cheaters. Teamers. Trolls. While there’s much debate about what your true intentions are, there’s no doubt that you and your brother are some of the strangest players to ever take to the stage. Two old Boomers who take bubblebaths together and can't play a single game apart. After being banned from playing together and exposed for having the same IP, you've concluded OLF is filled top to bottom with deep state criminals who should be shot for the crime of doxxing you and your brother.
Now that your brother has died, it's evident that both the staff and the players have it out for you. Clearly they're discriminating against you. You've lost all interest in the game's outcome, and have no qualms using your dead brother to help you cheat and win. As a dead player, he will provide privileged information from dead chat and help you strategize.
[Serial] Each night you may attempt to faction kill another player.
[1x Killproof] You will resist the first killing action you are targeted by, of any strength. If this passive is spent, your deceased brother loses their [Treestump] passive.
[Investigation Immunity] Investigative actions used on you will yield results favorable to you
[Big Brother] - If your brother still has their [Treestump] passive, you will gain a Watcher and Tracker result on two random players at the end of each night.
Wincon: Kill All
Fake claim:
Character: Lethal
Role: Treestump
Alignment: One Last Town
Averaging about 5 posts per game, you barely qualify as a member, and frankly it’s a miracle you’re even still allowed to play here. Still, you’re about as toxic as you are inactive, so you’ll prove useful in the battle to stop the section from being turned into Candyland Kindergarten nonsense. Your superhuman ability to punch down will prove a worthy asset...provided you don't have a proper meltdown. If I were a betting man I'd say the latter is most likely, but on rare occasion you manage to actually play like a normal person. As long as you do your usual shtick of following around competent WS players like an obedient dog, you'll do fine.
[x2 Tracker] At night, target another player and learn who they visited that night
[x2 Watcher] At night, target another player and learn who visited them that night
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
T-Pein has died:
Character: Alexis
Role: Compulsive Party Host
Alignment: One Last Town
What drugs are you on? Serious question. Coke, Molly, Speed. I have to believe there's some neurochemical explanation. What does a stone cold sober guy get out of posting such degenerate brainrot? It's hard to reconcile that deep deep underneath all your drivel there's a human being. I wouldn't be all too surprised if you were Artificial Intelligence, but I'd expect better posts from chatgpt. I don't know why you've managed to stick around when most WG players turn tail and leave the moment they realize they have to actually solve. It gives me...chills.
[Compulsive Party Host] Once per game, after the lynch of a non-One Last Town aligned player, you will automatically host a party, allowing in-thread communication throughout the night.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
With only @Sky and @Lord Melkor remaining, Staff Mafia has won, somehow. Congratulations
Remaining roles:
Lord Melkor:
Character: Nep Nep
Role: x2 Roleblocker
Alignment: Staff Mafia
You're a dedicated forum moderator who takes their prestigious appointment very very seriously. Thank you for your service to this forum. It's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it. Without forum moderators, who would power the lights? Who would pave the roads, what would happen to our economy? How could we sleep at night, knowing alt-right trolls are roaming the internet unhindered? You're the only member I'm not going to make fun of, and in fact, I encourage every single player to, upon reading this role, stand up and full salute your computer screen.
[x2 Roleblocker] At night, you may roleblock a player and stop them from performing kills or actions.
Wincon: You win when Staff Mafia controls the voting majority.
Fake claim:
Character: Lord Melkor
Role: x2 Roleblocker
Alignment: One Last Town
In the words of a wise man - when in doubt, always lynch Lord Melkor. That man's name? Me. Because it's true. Not only are you scum twice as often as everyone else, but you're barely distinguishable when you do roll town. Your #1 talent is to crawl through the mud and persevere despite everyone and their mother scum reading you. I'm not quite sure how much you care about fighting for the section or not, but you will come to the aid of your fellow townies merely by existing. Just like Jesus on the cross, you will take the pain of suspicion for your fellow townies and suffer in their stead by being the sussiest player in the game
[x2 Roleblocker] At night, you may roleblock a player and stop them from performing kills or actions.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Sky:
Character: Ekko
Role: Inventor
Alignment: One Last Town
The machinations of your mind are a true enigma. The way you play mafia is much like the man in the cave allegory - you seem to have a general grasp of how the game functions until you start contemplating the most batshit scenarios possible in any given circumstance. Plausibility really isn't a word in your dictionary. You have the temperament of a houseplant, but somehow manage to cause endless frustration with your inane nonsense. I suppose that's why they call you THE CATALYST. I'm not sure if you're cut out for the fight to save the section but you're sure to enrage players who will.
[Inventor] Once per night you may pass an invention to another player for them to use:
[x1 Vanilla Cop] Investigate target player and learn if they are Vanilla or Not Vanilla
[x1 Redirector] Redirect target player's action to another player of your choice
[x1 Vote Silence] Silence another player's vote power for the following day
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Poyser:
Character: Gad
Role: x2 Gravedigger/Hated
Alignment: One Last Town
Holy fuck, where do I even start? Inviting you here was like opening the seal on an ancient tomb. The nightmare of playing with you, once buried by time, has resurfaced and come to haunt me and everyone else you play with. In all my years of playing mafia I have never seen anyone get lynched as much as you. You're like a juicy steak in a tank full of piranhas. It's like you wear a sign on your forehead that says "kill me for a million bucks". Sure you're a bit annoying, and you're pretty terrible at the game, but that's not sufficient enough to explain this. It's a phenomenon that's borderline supernatural. Perhaps an Indian Ancestor did something heinous, because you've fallen into an inescapable cycle of death and reincarnation. Whatever the explanation, It's just too damn funny to tie a rope around your neck and hoist it high.
[x2 Gravedigger] Twice per game, you may attempt to Gravedig a dead player. If they have any unused shots of an x-shot ability, you will take one. Any abilities that are originally listed as x1-shot are ineligible.
[Hated] You require one less vote to be lynched via Majority.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Character: Orca
Role: Mason/Treestump
Alignment: Arctic Animal
Dupes. Twins. Cheaters. Teamers. Trolls. While there’s much debate about what your true intentions are, there’s no doubt that you and your brother are some of the strangest players to ever take to the stage. Two old Boomers who take bubblebaths together and can't play a single game apart. After being banned from playing together and exposed for having the same IP, you've concluded OLF is filled top to bottom with deep state criminals who should be shot for the crime of doxxing you and your brother.
Now that your brother has died, it's evident that both the staff and the players have it out for you. Clearly they're discriminating against you. You've lost all interest in the game's outcome, and have no qualms using your dead brother to help you cheat and win. As a dead player, he will provide privileged information from dead chat and help you strategize.
[Serial] Each night you may attempt to faction kill another player.
[1x Killproof] You will resist the first killing action you are targeted by, of any strength. If this passive is spent, your deceased brother loses their [Treestump] passive.
[Investigation Immunity] Investigative actions used on you will yield results favorable to you
[Big Brother] - If your brother still has their [Treestump] passive, you will gain a Watcher and Tracker result on two random players at the end of each night.
Wincon: Kill All
Fake claim:
Character: Lethal
Role: Treestump
Alignment: One Last Town
Averaging about 5 posts per game, you barely qualify as a member, and frankly it’s a miracle you’re even still allowed to play here. Still, you’re about as toxic as you are inactive, so you’ll prove useful in the battle to stop the section from being turned into Candyland Kindergarten nonsense. Your superhuman ability to punch down will prove a worthy asset...provided you don't have a proper meltdown. If I were a betting man I'd say the latter is most likely, but on rare occasion you manage to actually play like a normal person. As long as you do your usual shtick of following around competent WS players like an obedient dog, you'll do fine.
[x2 Tracker] At night, target another player and learn who they visited that night
[x2 Watcher] At night, target another player and learn who visited them that night
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
T-Pein has died:
Character: Alexis
Role: Compulsive Party Host
Alignment: One Last Town
What drugs are you on? Serious question. Coke, Molly, Speed. I have to believe there's some neurochemical explanation. What does a stone cold sober guy get out of posting such degenerate brainrot? It's hard to reconcile that deep deep underneath all your drivel there's a human being. I wouldn't be all too surprised if you were Artificial Intelligence, but I'd expect better posts from chatgpt. I don't know why you've managed to stick around when most WG players turn tail and leave the moment they realize they have to actually solve. It gives me...chills.
[Compulsive Party Host] Once per game, after the lynch of a non-One Last Town aligned player, you will automatically host a party, allowing in-thread communication throughout the night.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
With only @Sky and @Lord Melkor remaining, Staff Mafia has won, somehow. Congratulations
Remaining roles:
Lord Melkor:
Character: Nep Nep
Role: x2 Roleblocker
Alignment: Staff Mafia
You're a dedicated forum moderator who takes their prestigious appointment very very seriously. Thank you for your service to this forum. It's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it. Without forum moderators, who would power the lights? Who would pave the roads, what would happen to our economy? How could we sleep at night, knowing alt-right trolls are roaming the internet unhindered? You're the only member I'm not going to make fun of, and in fact, I encourage every single player to, upon reading this role, stand up and full salute your computer screen.
[x2 Roleblocker] At night, you may roleblock a player and stop them from performing kills or actions.
Wincon: You win when Staff Mafia controls the voting majority.
Fake claim:
Character: Lord Melkor
Role: x2 Roleblocker
Alignment: One Last Town
In the words of a wise man - when in doubt, always lynch Lord Melkor. That man's name? Me. Because it's true. Not only are you scum twice as often as everyone else, but you're barely distinguishable when you do roll town. Your #1 talent is to crawl through the mud and persevere despite everyone and their mother scum reading you. I'm not quite sure how much you care about fighting for the section or not, but you will come to the aid of your fellow townies merely by existing. Just like Jesus on the cross, you will take the pain of suspicion for your fellow townies and suffer in their stead by being the sussiest player in the game
[x2 Roleblocker] At night, you may roleblock a player and stop them from performing kills or actions.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Sky:
Character: Ekko
Role: Inventor
Alignment: One Last Town
The machinations of your mind are a true enigma. The way you play mafia is much like the man in the cave allegory - you seem to have a general grasp of how the game functions until you start contemplating the most batshit scenarios possible in any given circumstance. Plausibility really isn't a word in your dictionary. You have the temperament of a houseplant, but somehow manage to cause endless frustration with your inane nonsense. I suppose that's why they call you THE CATALYST. I'm not sure if you're cut out for the fight to save the section but you're sure to enrage players who will.
[Inventor] Once per night you may pass an invention to another player for them to use:
[x1 Vanilla Cop] Investigate target player and learn if they are Vanilla or Not Vanilla
[x1 Redirector] Redirect target player's action to another player of your choice
[x1 Vote Silence] Silence another player's vote power for the following day
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
Poyser:
Character: Gad
Role: x2 Gravedigger/Hated
Alignment: One Last Town
Holy fuck, where do I even start? Inviting you here was like opening the seal on an ancient tomb. The nightmare of playing with you, once buried by time, has resurfaced and come to haunt me and everyone else you play with. In all my years of playing mafia I have never seen anyone get lynched as much as you. You're like a juicy steak in a tank full of piranhas. It's like you wear a sign on your forehead that says "kill me for a million bucks". Sure you're a bit annoying, and you're pretty terrible at the game, but that's not sufficient enough to explain this. It's a phenomenon that's borderline supernatural. Perhaps an Indian Ancestor did something heinous, because you've fallen into an inescapable cycle of death and reincarnation. Whatever the explanation, It's just too damn funny to tie a rope around your neck and hoist it high.
[x2 Gravedigger] Twice per game, you may attempt to Gravedig a dead player. If they have any unused shots of an x-shot ability, you will take one. Any abilities that are originally listed as x1-shot are ineligible.
[Hated] You require one less vote to be lynched via Majority.
You win when all threats to One Last Town have been eliminated
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HM: Lord Melkor
HM: Grammaton
HM: Fujishiro
No MVP. Thanks for playing.
HM: Grammaton
HM: Fujishiro
No MVP. Thanks for playing.
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