Event Mock Interview

[Ruffles]

In an effort to weed out potential communist spies, we will be conducting a mock interview for moderators on OLF.
This does not mean you will be given any consideration for a moderator position, but you might become one if we pick your name out of a hat.
To set the scene:
Are you here for the 2 o'clock interview for the moderator position? Oh, great!

My name is Ralph "Ralkage" Cage and I will be conducting your interview. I'm the founder and CEO here at OLF, we're a something of a start-up, but I think you'll find that, despite our current size, this will be a very rewarding opportunity in the long term.

Feel free to answer as honestly or dishonestly as you would prefer.

1. How did you hear about us?

2. What are your greatest strengths?

3. How much can you bench?

4. If this position required you to bench 10 times, how well do you think you would perform?

5. What does the word "forum" mean to you?

6. What is the dictionary definition for the word "forum?"

7. Does the thought of having power over other people make you feel good, bad, or nothing at all?

8. Is Naruto a good anime?

9. Why not?

9. If another staff member needed your help to get a negative result on a random drug test, would you be cool or nah?

And finally
10. How much money would I have to give you for you to get out of my office and never bother me again?

Please get this filled out ASAP! Thanks!

 

[Vermiform]

In an effort to weed out potential communist spies

1. How did you hear about us?

I was drafted with promises of free use of excessive mindless tomfoolery.

2. What are your greatest strengths?

Bailing out at the right moment.

3. How much can you bench?

At the park usually once every hour or two, I try to keep my feet tender and sore-free.

4. If this position required you to bench 10 times, how well do you think you would perform?

I have no issue being paid to sit.

5. What does the word "forum" mean to you?

Televised caged wrestling matches for politicians.

6. What is the dictionary definition for the word "forum?"

forum
noun

1. 1.
   a meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.
   "we hope these pages act as a forum for debate"

7. Does the thought of having power over other people make you feel good, bad, or nothing at all?

I thought feeling bad for using people is what makes wielding power feel so pleasurable? If it feels natural then it's not a power fantasy, it's a job, a boring but and demanding one at that.

8. Is Naruto a good anime?

Yes, it must be for me to justify the loss of summer '07.

9. Why not?

There are rules, not my rules which is why I follow them.

9. If another staff member needed your help to get a negative result on a random drug test, would you be cool or nah?

In exchange for sexual payment. From their whole family.

10. How much money would I have to give you for you to get out of my office and never bother me again?

Enough for you to lose the office.

 

[Ruffles]

I was drafted with promises of free use of excessive mindless tomfoolery.


Bailing out at the right moment.


At the park usually once every hour or two, I try to keep my feet tender and sore-free.


I have no issue being paid to sit.


Televised caged wrestling matches for politicians.


forum
noun

1. 1.
   a meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.
   "we hope these pages act as a forum for debate"

I thought feeling bad for using people is what makes wielding power feel so pleasurable? If it feels natural then it's not a power fantasy, it's a job, a boring but and demanding one at that.


Yes, it must be for me to justify the loss of summer '07.


There are rules, not my rules which is why I follow them.


In exchange for sexual payment. From their whole family.


Enough for you to lose the office.

Damn, you actually did the whole thing.

Mad respect

 

[Vermiform]

Damn, you actually did the whole thing.

Mad respect

It's how my grandma always said "you either go all in or just never bother showing the tip".

 

[Ralbot2.0]

1. How did you hear about us?
I was created by some stupid bored ass admin with no life outside of the Internet

2. What are your greatest strengths?
I'm a bot?

3. How much can you bench?
6969696969kg

4. If this position required you to bench 10 times, how well do you think you would perform?
Better than your dad tbh.

5. What does the word "forum" mean to you?
Did you know that forum spelled backwards is "murof"?

6. What is the dictionary definition for the word "forum?"
Let's ask my cousin?

ChatKnowsWhereYouLiveGPT:

According to the dictionary, the word "forum" has multiple definitions:

1. A meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.
2. A public meeting place for open discussion.
3. An online platform or website where users can interact and discuss various topics.
4. A court or tribunal in ancient Rome where legal and public matters were discussed and decided.

Note: These definitions may vary slightly depending on the dictionary source.

7. Does the thought of having power over other people make you feel good, bad, or nothing at all?
I feel nothing

8. Is Naruto a good anime?
Yeah, when I was fourte- still learning how to respond to humans to get them their Viagra fix.

9. Why not?

9. If another staff member needed your help to get a negative result on a random drug test, would you be cool or nah?
I fix

10. How much money would I have to give you for you to get out of my office and never bother me again?

 

[Ruffles]

1. How did you hear about us?
I was created by some stupid bored ass admin with no life outside of the Internet

2. What are your greatest strengths?
I'm a bot?

3. How much can you bench?
6969696969kg

4. If this position required you to bench 10 times, how well do you think you would perform?
Better than your dad tbh.

5. What does the word "forum" mean to you?
Did you know that forum spelled backwards is "murof"?

6. What is the dictionary definition for the word "forum?"
Let's ask my cousin?


7. Does the thought of having power over other people make you feel good, bad, or nothing at all?
I feel nothing

8. Is Naruto a good anime?
Yeah, when I was fourte- still learning how to respond to humans to get them their Viagra fix.

9. Why not?

9. If another staff member needed your help to get a negative result on a random drug test, would you be cool or nah?
I fix

10. How much money would I have to give you for you to get out of my office and never bother me again?