Wat happened
And there was a lot of awesomeness besides just this.
Do you feel it?
The Morbin is getting closer...
4chan is really making shit up for Gohan nowKneel Before CHADhan
>Most Genki to the Dama that killed Boo
>Surpassed his father 4 times in his lifetime
>Goku's favourite son
>Married to a cute tomboy and has a healthy sex life with her, actually contributed grandchildren
>Earns a decent wage as a scholar while his father is a radish farmer, calming the ferocious Kaioken pan wielding tiger mother that is Chi-Chi, allowing Goku to go off and train more
>Can't be beat when he's angry as stated by Goku himself (Angry Gohan > Broli BTW)
>Could beat every version of Boo
>Has had Bejita admit respect and potential superiority over him over 4 times in all forms of DB media
>Tallest of the main Saiyans at 5'10"
>Doesn't need God Ki to get stronger
>SCHOLARly diety tier knowledge of Ki and its applications to the world as they know it, literally lifts humanity to a Tier 1 civilization
>Has the most love interests (Videl, Erasa, Lime, Angela, Cocoa)
>Forever lives rent free in the mind of Future Trunks, so much that he caused the lad to break all of reality and time just to save his master, TWICE!
>A better baseball player than Yamcha
>Good friends with the new Kami of Earth
>Has the Demon King's son as his personal babysitter and best friend
>Always welcome at the Kuririn family household while in contrast Goku and Bejita are treated as an annoyance, especially if Android 18 is there
>Can actually catch bullets and beams
>Was offered a place to study under the Kaioshin themselves
>Would have curbstomped SHITren's ass if he kept training (you know it to be true)
>Has his own movie once again focused on him for a total of 4 now? As expected of the MC's son
>Surpasses EVERYONE in just one movie, in a single statement made by Toriyama himself, effectively putting Broli, Granolah and FARTfags on damage control full throttle
>His movie snubs Toyo and his fanfiction toilet paper manga? As expected of CHADoei CHADnimation
Unmei no Cope: Headcanon Vs Headcanon
They're so desperate for Gohan to finally be relevant again that they're just straight up lying to themselves in parts here. The ones that gave me the biggest laughs, were the parts about Jiren and Broly in there. Those are patently false.4chan is really making shit up for Gohan now
His promo was decent, but nothing mind-blowing. Calling the dumbass crowd marks? Yeah, like that's never been done before. And then the stuff about his pay and all that. Whatever lad.Honestly, I'll give him that promo but I feel it fucked over what Wardlow did to him and makes him come off as a geek. It really does have that feel of Tony just screwing around with Toys rather than actually having a story flow even IF this is to get MJF back up there.
Honestly I still feel The Miz basically destroying Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack is far and away better:His promo was decent, but nothing mind-blowing. Calling the dumbass crowd marks? Yeah, like that's never been done before. And then the stuff about his pay and all that. Whatever lad.
Even still though, I'll bet money that was the best part of that show.
Even if it was only for a short period, Miz made me a fan with that promo where he basically eviscerated that indie bum Bryan Danielson.Honestly I still feel The Miz basically destroying Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack is far and away better:
You can just tell Miz loses his fucking shit and basically speaks truth hardcore here at that point.
Even if it was only for a short period, Miz made me a fan with that promo where he basically eviscerated that indie bum Bryan Danielson.
Well he has a movie focused on him so that's somethingThey're so desperate for Gohan to finally be relevant again that they're just straight up lying to themselves in parts here. The ones that gave me the biggest laughs, were the parts about Jiren and Broly in there. Those are patently false.
Punk came out after, during the commercial break, so who knows. If MJF worked shit out with Tony he will likely be the next champion.Pretty much. Like MJF is a great talker and I definitely give him props for that... but here's my issue with this promo:
Where do you go from here?
Tony is NOT even remotely on Vince's level as he is virtually being 80 years old and he's basically as much of a bitch boy that he looks that he is as a Booker and a boss. So there's no way that Tony can be an effective Heel OR Face to MJF
Wardlow again? But MJF completely no sold everything Wardlow did to him despite being put on a stretcher like 2-3 days ago, making him look pathetic.
They even brushed off the shit he did like nothing happened after the promo, Tony didn't show up and be irate, Security didn't try and force him off the mic or even cut it off.
Like nothing feels like it mattered after that which really broke the edge it was going for unlike with that promo with the Miz or hell, CM Punk's actual Pipe Bomb in the WWE.
But of course, we got asskissers who say otherwise:
Me:
Can these people PLEASE stop sucking Tony Khan's dick for 5 seconds.
Punk came out after, during the commercial break, so who knows. If MJF worked shit out with Tony he will likely be the next champion.
And at least Forbidden Door is looking like it's going to have actual big matches with stars instead of just clusterfuck fights.
Last night's show was certainly a step in the right direction after a very tough six months or so. Thankfully the title is off cowboy bitch. Liked the story of his rise, even if it was too long-drawn out, but his reign was a total flop.
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