OBD Convo #35: Nostalgia Experience Requiem time

[Nevermind]

I have autism but if you say that shit, I will get a ticket to Long Island and dome your ass for that terrible line.

I fucking hate text messaging. Steve Jobs needs to burn in hell for inventing smartphones.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I fucking hate text messaging. Steve Jobs needs to burn in hell for inventing smartphones.

I'm guessing that's a hell of a fucking typo then
I'm like "Not even you would say something that cringe" because I'm like you need to pick better pickup lines.

 

[Nevermind]

It ain't a pickup line that's been done already. It's just a joke about something we talked about in convo.

But it's probably too heavy.

 

[Nevermind]

Maybe I'll just make something up. "Did you see that really weird squirrel near where we met?" Girls love the squirrels. I've not found an exception to this. Feeding them has paid off so much.

 

[Paxton]

 

[Limu&Doug]

Monke Rave

 

[Cryso Agori]

I have autism but if you say that shit, I will get a ticket to Long Island and dome your ass for that terrible line.

Wait Nevermind lives in LI?

I'm in elmont.

 

[Nevermind]

Fuck it. Just decided to say it was nice meeting her and hoped she had a fun time after the errands she needed to do. I can talk about that other shit later. Trying too hard on the first text is bad.

The problem with this one was that while it went well in person there was little humor I could easily call back. So fuck it I'll just be calm.

Wait till that fucker grows up.

 

[Nevermind]

Wait Nevermind lives in LI?

I'm in elmont.

No. That's his autism speaking. I live in Manhattan the heart of NYC.

 

[Flowering Knight]

flat dog

 

[Atem]

It's the best kind of dark. The well written kind.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

 

[Nevermind]

I just decided to go generic. Fuck it. If she wants to respond she will. Show the confidence that I'm giving her the choice with no pressure, which was exactly what I did when I met her.

Squirrel stuff can come later if there is a later.

Normally I like having some callback humor but there wasn't much to go on in this particular interaction.

 

[Vespa Crabro]

 

[Xadlin]

Alright I met this girl like four hours ago. Dynamite body. Legs for days.

She was definitely into me but you know how it is. They throw objections sometimes even so. I got past it by saying I'd text her once and if she didn't respond that's it. If she did, we'll see what happens.

So I'm wondering if I should throw in a tease like "now I wait and see if you leave me alone in the cold of June" :( or just proceed totally normally. But I don't want to be boring.

I wonder what y'all would do.

Yeah like the other said:
Tease but don’t be desperate. If she is interested she will respond

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

I just decided to go generic. Fuck it. If she wants to respond she will. Show the confidence that I'm giving her the choice with no pressure, which was exactly what I did when I met her.

Squirrel stuff can come later if there is a later.

Normally I like having some callback humor but there wasn't much to go on in this particular interaction.

The best you can do is be confident about it but at the same time, don't go too overboard with it and be open about it.

 

[Gordo]

 

[Gordo]

 

[Adamant soul]

Imagine having the voices of Dante and Vergil wish you a happy birthday in-character, that's awesome.
Well at least Dante did, Quantum Ranger just acknowledged her birthday and went "THIS IS POWER" 'cause again, in-character.

 

[Darth Nihilus]