Game Veep Mafia

[Ultra]

Ultimately these games are meant to be fun - notice how they are consistently shit?

And the singular responsibility for this falls on me...hm.

 

[Ultra]

Mainly the way you communicate

Frankly, you have more of an inclination to insult players unprompted than I do. If I ever talk down to people, it's almost always reactive. Case in point.

 

[Grammaton]

And the singular responsibility for this falls on me...hm.

Youre free to believe whatever you want, doesnt really matter to me any more. No intent to sign up for any more anyway

 

[Ultra]

That doesn't just extend to me but as far as "player environment" goes, you've probably scared off a couple more people than I have.

 

[Grammaton]

Frankly, you have more of an inclination to insult players unprompted than I do. If I ever talk down to people, it's almost always reactive. Case in point.

Good for you

 

[Ultra]

Youre free to believe whatever you want, doesnt really matter to me any more. No intent to sign up for any more anyway

Welp

 

[Grammaton]

That doesn't just extend to me but as far as "player environment" goes, you've probably scared off a couple more people than I have.

Yeah you just keep chugging along, dw about it

 

[Hans Tweetenberg]

The bolded means your opinion shouldn't be taken seriously. You're biased. Think you just gotta own it and move on, think you're just instigating because you enjoy having the last word on me or something, but this type of petty shit is gonna make me lose interest in playing. If that's what you want fine

Don't gimme that crap after calling me a pissbaby earlier, you don't get to play the victim, ever.

 

[Hans Tweetenberg]

Tbh I'm just gonna file that post under emotional manipulation

 

[Ultra]

Don't gimme that crap after calling me a pissbaby earlier, you don't get to play the victim, ever.

Yup, that was in direct response to you saying you would spite me. Otherwise known as a reaction.

 

[Grammaton]

Lets just finishthe game and get out of here

Vote tempest

fingers crossed i guess

 

[Ultra]

Yeah you just keep chugging along, dw about it

Sure thing - why do you feel you have loisence to insult me without provocation and then imply my reaction to it is problematic?

Falling on deaf ears, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. If you don't want this place to be a toxic cesspit, that's a mutual effort.

 

[Poyser]

Day 4 Vote Count

Ultra: Nibel > Tempest > Gram > Tempest > Nibel > Gram > Tweet > Tweet > Gram > Nibel
Aurelian: Nibel > Tweet > Gram
Gad: Nibel > Tempest
Gram: Ultra > Tempest
Tweet: Ultra > Tempest
Nibel: Gad
Tempest: Tweet > Tweet >

Tweet: 1
Gad: 1
Gram: 1
Tempest: 3

With 7 alive, it’s 4 to lynch. You have ~7 hours remaining. ​

 

[Ultra]

Might just pull off a scuzzy hammer and call it a day

 

[Ultra]

Nibel's not gonna hammer himself after all

@Tempest any last words?

 

[Ultra]

Vote lynch Tempest

YOLO

 

[Poyser]

Hammer has been reached. Please prepare to stop posting.

 

[Aurelian]

Jesus christ

 

[Poyser]

End of Day 4 Vote Count

Ultra: Nibel > Tempest > Gram > Tempest > Nibel > Gram > Tweet > Tweet > Gram > Nibel > Tempest
Aurelian: Nibel > Tweet > Gram > Tempest
Gad: Nibel > Tempest
Gram: Ultra > Tempest
Tweet: Ultra > Tempest
Nibel: Gad
Tempest: Tweet > Tweet >

Gad: 1
Tempest: 4

Tempest has been lynched....

Spoiler: Tempest was

SELINA MEYERS
If one person mentions Tom James to me, I'm gonna go piss in that punch bowl.

You are Selina Meyers. You are the backbone of this campaign.

The incompetence of this office is stag-ger-ing — Your only power is your vote. Until that glassfucker backs down you're going to finish this campaign and win it the old fashioned way. Through guilt. As a woman.

Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.

It is now Night 4. You have 18 hours or until all actions are submitted. Will get it turned around fairly quickly IF possible.​

 

[Dr. Watson]

Start of Day 5
"I teabagged her coffee." Jonah says. "Selina can suck our fat dicks, son."

Bill Ericson says nothing.

Tom James stops what he's doing. His mouth is agape and he's frozen in horror. "...You did what?"

"I thought that that's what you said. Dip 'em, sip 'em.'" Jonah answers, nonchalantly.

"Oh you stupid, stupid man. You stupid, sorry man." His bête noire obliviously stands before him. Tom decides to let this go and instead relish in the image of Selina's face wrinkling up in revulsion over how weird the coffee tastes. "You magnificent, sorry man."

It is as if Selina has superhearing. She walks in red as an apple, seething, her lackeys standing behind her.

"I'd rather have to compete with Montez than the equivalent of a gaping, rotting rectum. Stay in your fucking lane, Tom. I don't know who in the blue fuck you think you are." She signals to Jonah to move alongside her as she exits the office. The TV blares. She bangs her fists on the table. "Fuck me!" She rushes out, everyone following behind her attempting to compose themselves at the roaring fire standing before them.

The room is suddenly cold.

"Does she know?" Bill asks.

"She lost two more on her campaign." Tom answers. "Oh, you mean the miscreant's testicular flavored tea? No, I don't believe so."

They exchange a look not of contempt but satisfaction.


Tweet has been killed. He was...
​

Spoiler

Doctor
Richard Splett

My pen's just out of ink. I'm gonna scratch it into the paper and then kind of go back over and trace over and see what I wrote before, like in a suspense movie.

You can e-mail me at [email protected] — You can protect a player of your choosing two times.

Win condition: You win when all threats to Selina Meyers' campaign have been eliminated.​

You have 48 hours to discuss. 3 for majority.​