who is the ideal woman
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Dr_Professor83
Greatest Loser
Nah he’s still flaming Flower in dead chat
unironically lean toward slim girls because having big tiddies sucks. it's a cope i accept
ekko prob wouldn't back me up on this but imma pretend he does n say that vi is prob the sexiest animated character ever created
i usually don't even like buff women
but got damn bruh
please take me
please suck me so dry i need a vaginoplasty
i think she'd give me the best orgasms known to mankind. i would reach salvation
i usually don't even like buff women
but got damn bruh
please take me
please suck me so dry i need a vaginoplasty
i think she'd give me the best orgasms known to mankind. i would reach salvation
Wait this is mafia only srs bsns sorry.
You're just fake gay it's ok
i ha E yet to tongue a beautiful girl but goddamn i have dated one
long distance rships actually suck dick tbh
Covid sucked dick
Covid sucked dick
Dr_Professor83
Greatest Loser
Can’t wait for some random who is barely keeping up with the game to ISO Watson and get flash banged by her NSFW arcane review
I'm not against motorboating girls with big honkers because big tits are soft and squishy
I just don't necessarily prefer it
I just don't necessarily prefer it
rip whoever that is
Dr_Professor83
Greatest Loser
It’s gonna be poor Charles
ughhhh time to DRINK
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Xmas Mafia Night 1 - The First Casualties
As dawn breaks over the village, the first light of day reveals a chilling scene. The usual tranquility is shattered by the discovery of multiple bodies, lying lifeless in the snow-dusted streets. The villagers, wrapped in their warm coats, gather in hushed groups, their breath visible in the cold morning air. Faces pale with shock and fear, they exchange whispers and glances, trying to comprehend the horror that has befallen their peaceful home. They were sure they had apprehended the killers the day before, however an unmistakable air of something altogether more sinister lingered in the air ...
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Joseph
Martyr Bodyguard
Congratulations, you are Joseph, Christmas Aligned! A humble and devoted carpenter from Nazareth. Your life takes an extraordinary turn when you are chosen to be the earthly father of Jesus. Betrothed to Mary, you are initially troubled when you learn of her miraculous pregnancy, but an angel's reassurance in a dream strengthens your faith and resolve.
As a man of quiet strength and deep devotion, you stand by Mary’s side, guiding her on the arduous journey to Bethlehem for the census. Upon arriving, you find no room in the inns and humbly accept a stable as the birthplace for the Savior. Your resourcefulness and care provide a safe haven for Mary and the newborn Jesus, amidst the humble surroundings of animals and hay.
Your role in the Nativity is one of unwavering support and protection. You are a model of righteousness and obedience, fulfilling the divine plan with grace and humility. As Jesus' earthly father, you impart wisdom and craftsmanship, raising him with love and dedication.
In this game, you have the following roles:
- Martyr Bodyguard (You are entirely devoted to protecting another, and if they would die for any reason, you will die in their place)
You win when all threats to Christmas are eliminated.
Candy Canes
Vanilla Townie
Congratulations, you are Candy Canes, Christmas Aligned! An iconic symbol of the holiday season, with your distinctive hook shape and red and white stripes, you are instantly recognizable and beloved by many. Your origins date back to the 17th century, where you were initially created as simple white sugar sticks.
Legend has it that a choirmaster in Germany bent you into the shape of a shepherd's crook to help keep children quiet during long Christmas services, and to remind them of the shepherds who visited the baby Jesus. Over time, your design evolved, and you gained your signature red stripes and peppermint flavor, adding a touch of festive charm.
In this game, you have no role.
You win when all threats to Christmas are eliminated.
It is now Day 2. As tomorrow is Christmas, this will also be an extended phase of 60 hours. With 26 alive, 14 to lynch.
According to my calculations 30 hours or so have passed
I'm pretty sure Sparkles has just stopped posting to avoid incrimination so down to hammer. If we do so in the next 6 hours we can have a normal length night, otherwise we just play the full day
No he shouldn't.
He's a protection role that could be useful
The way he claimed with zero hesitation also looked towny
No one be dumb enough to shoot the claimed bg pls and ty
Someone tell me this isn't creepy as fuck I dare you
Someone tell me this isn't creepy as fuck I dare you
Still got nothing to show for your role?
nop
idc if im lynched if ur impatient or whatever lol
id prefer to shitpost but if it's a hindrance whatever