Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Kakine Teitoku(Toaru) vs Yhwach(Bleach)

Yhwach  casually stomps, whether stat- or hax-wise. Kakine has 0 feats of acausality, or resistance to soul hax. Yhwach could just strip him of his state/powers too...

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And here we go.

1. Him being acausal or w/e means jack shit if Yhwach can't actually harm him to begin with.
2. He doesn't. Have. A soul.
3. Yhwach can't do that. Even if he could, good for him. He got one of potentially millions of Kakine clones with each and every particle of them being able to split off and form another one. Exponential growth, yo.

 

[Astaro]

Yhwach beating in stats a guy who can replicate any Esper power he wants and an infinite number of them

 

[Adamant soul]

Bankai Rukia vs Unohana

This fully mastered Bankai rukia vs War arc Unohana --Rukia --Unohana Who wins? @Xelioszzapporro @Colmillo @Cobalt @Divell @Basior @Adamant soul @14 division @Grimm6Jack @TheNirou @Keishin @Daio

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Rukia stomps.

Rukia freezes with Bankai.

I can count on one hand the amount of people that would beat a Rukia that starts in Bankai.

Rukia shatters her.

Literally what the fuck is this shit?

I'm really not sure how I'm surprised, these are people who argue that it's debatable between Rukia and Toshiro, whose ice is more potent because "hurr durr absolute zero".

And seriously, did Unohana murder these people's mothers, why is this downplay train hitting her so hard?

 

[Paxton]

Bankai Rukia vs Unohana

This fully mastered Bankai rukia vs War arc Unohana --Rukia --Unohana Who wins? @Xelioszzapporro @Colmillo @Cobalt @Divell @Basior @Adamant soul @14 division @Grimm6Jack @TheNirou @Keishin @Daio

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Literally what the fuck is this shit?

I'm really not sure how I'm surprised, these are people who argue that it's debatable between Rukia and Toshiro, whose ice is more potent because "hurr durr absolute zero".

And seriously, did Unohana murder these people's mothers, why is this downplay train hitting her so hard?

Knowing Unohana, probably

 

[Masterblack06]

Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann)

VS Conditions: Both Mazinger ZERO and STTGL are at their strongest version. Manga and SRW are allowed Both are Bloodlusted So Who Wins between this two Who wins between this 2 Robot

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Mazinger Zero goes brrrrr

 

[Paxton]

Yhwach beating in stats a guy who can replicate any Esper power he wants and an infinite number of them

Hypothetically, can't Kakine's Dark Matter offense match his durability pre-revival where he tanked (or at least could) "all the energies/vectors" of the world?
So that's like... multicontinental I think? Since it included Accelerator's wall throw.

Not that it really matters anyway. If anyone's getting absorbed, it's Yhwach

 

[Paxton]

Kakine Teitoku(Toaru) vs Yhwach(Bleach)

Like I said, power null + stealing (or was it copying?) abilities. He'll be able to interact with DM that way.

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Kakine Teitoku(Toaru) vs Yhwach(Bleach)

I meant he can copy/gain their abilities, so that interacting with them is very likely to happen. Isn't the wandenreich lifting feat planetary?

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He does not have power null, power copying, nor is he a planet buster.

What in the hell.

 

[Paxton]

Shalltear bloodfallen (Overlord) handles a Servant (Fate) gauntlet

Except this lightning is still being generating artificially like the device, thus its speed would still be suspect to any actual value. Either way lightning still varies hard in speed. No you can't. The supersonic and hypersonic speeds still occur even in new works, most of the FTL or...

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Sigh..

 

[Astaro]

Kakine Teitoku(Toaru) vs Yhwach(Bleach)

Like I said, power null + stealing (or was it copying?) abilities. He'll be able to interact with DM that way.

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Kakine Teitoku(Toaru) vs Yhwach(Bleach)

I meant he can copy/gain their abilities, so that interacting with them is very likely to happen. Isn't the wandenreich lifting feat planetary?

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He does not have power null, power copying, nor is he a planet buster.

What in the hell.

Zero feats of power copying and needed a specific device to use Yamamoto’s Bankai making that even more dubious.

He can power null through the light beam which is inconsequential as he will maybe take out a few clones at best if they don’t bother to dodge or defend or by grabbing Kakine.

Since Kakine is now made out of his own Dark Matter, Yhwach touching him with his bare hands is unwise.

As for planet busting, Yhwach’s “planet busts” through means that only apply to the setting of Bleach because as the Soul King, he’s the Lynchpin that keeps the realms separated and he can undo that separation.

It’s barely combat applicable, has nothing to do with his own power, and frankly wasn’t even that impressive when he did go for it, just gradually flooding Soul Society in more of that ink shit if he wasn’t stopped like he was

 

[Paxton]

Zero feats of power copying and needed a specific device to use Yamamoto’s Bankai making that even more dubious.

He can power null through the light beam which is inconsequential as he will maybe take out a few clones at best if they don’t bother to dodge or defend or by grabbing Kakine.

Since Kakine is now made out of his own Dark Matter, Yhwach touching him with his bare hands is unwise.

As for planet busting, Yhwach’s “planet busts” through means that only apply to the setting of Bleach because as the Soul King, he’s the Lynchpin that keeps the realms separated and he can undo that separation.

It’s barely combat applicable, has nothing to do with his own power, and frankly wasn’t even that impressive when he did go for it, just gradually flooding Soul Society in more of that ink shit if he wasn’t stopped like he was

What exactly happened here anyway?

Did the Dark Matter melt the guy's flesh or...?

 

[Astaro]

What exactly happened here anyway?

Did the Dark Matter melt the guy's flesh or...?

Transmuted one arm into a white mist and dissolved the flesh right off the other. A Certain Scientific Dark Matter shows that Kakine can freely manipulate and transform any matter, light, gravity, and even sound that comes in contact with his Dark Matter. Will post them later, it’s hard to find good links for this manga

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Shalltear bloodfallen (Overlord) handles a Servant (Fate) gauntlet

Except this lightning is still being generating artificially like the device, thus its speed would still be suspect to any actual value. Either way lightning still varies hard in speed. No you can't. The supersonic and hypersonic speeds still occur even in new works, most of the FTL or...

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Sigh..

1. Nikola Tesla's Noble Phantasm uses Electromagnetism:

That alone shits on the fact that Noble Phantasms are "magical" in that nature(They aren't, they are still bullshit powerful Sorcery that works on the basis of Magecraft, just on a completely different level)

2. Supersonic still being stated means nothing, holy shit. Again, this is that same nonsense to pretend that if it isn't "consistent", the feat doesn't matter... which we know that's not how SB will ever apply it.

3. ...Why does he need to prove a retcon when we can easily point out Servants can straight up handle attacks that can destroy entire Planets in canon? Or that fact that Tiamat's Primordial Sea is stated to be the Mud of the Holy Grail?

 

[Paxton]

1. Nikola Tesla's Noble Phantasm uses Electromagnetism:

That alone shits on the fact that Noble Phantasms are "magical" in that nature(They aren't, they are still bullshit powerful Sorcery that works on the basis of Magecraft, just on a completely different level)

2. Supersonic still being stated means nothing, holy shit. Again, this is that same nonsense to pretend that if it isn't "consistent", the feat doesn't matter... which we know that's not how SB will ever apply it.

3. ...Why does he need to prove a retcon when we can easily point out Servants can straight up handle attacks that can destroy entire Planets in canon? Or that fact that Tiamat's Primordial Sea is stated to be the Mud of the Holy Grail?

Hell, what retcon anyway?

The FSN VN alone has multiple descriptions of light speed feats, and even if you want to say those are inconsistent, there sure as shit wasn't a retcon of any kind regarding their speed.

 

[Masterblack06]

1. Nikola Tesla's Noble Phantasm uses Electromagnetism:

That alone shits on the fact that Noble Phantasms are "magical" in that nature(They aren't, they are still bullshit powerful Sorcery that works on the basis of Magecraft, just on a completely different level)

2. Supersonic still being stated means nothing, holy shit. Again, this is that same nonsense to pretend that if it isn't "consistent", the feat doesn't matter... which we know that's not how SB will ever apply it.

3. ...Why does he need to prove a retcon when we can easily point out Servants can straight up handle attacks that can destroy entire Planets in canon? Or that fact that Tiamat's Primordial Sea is stated to be the Mud of the Holy Grail?

Ah well now i know where RoR got their design for Nikola from

 

[Paxton]

Ah well now i know where RoR got their design for Nikola from

Edison bros... we got too cocky.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann)

VS Conditions: Both Mazinger ZERO and STTGL are at their strongest version. Manga and SRW are allowed Both are Bloodlusted So Who Wins between this two Who wins between this 2 Robot

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Mazinger Zero goes brrrrr

p sure Simon beats his ass actually

now if it was Fei Fong Wong

 

[Masterblack06]

p sure Simon beats his ass actually

now if it was Fei Fong Wong

I mean Mazinger wiped out every super robot in existence
that includes GL

 

[OtherGalaxy]

I mean Mazinger wiped out every super robot in existence
that includes GL

thats about as canon to TTGL as Unicron being able to chill with Yog Sothoth is

 

[GregSteve]

(OPM)Garou enters Invincible

Garou enters invincible and takes on a gauntlet, weakest to strongest, how far goes he go Comic feats are accepted for Invincible gauntlet not continual, every match treated as a separate match from the previous

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How does Garou hit them and also why does Samurai whatever think Nolan is equal to Thragg every Invincible thread ha

 

[OtherGalaxy]

that samurai guy seems particularly dumb lol
all those weird star wars threads