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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Ah well now i know where RoR got their design for Nikola from
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I WAS gonna say it earlier... but I didn't want to do so :diolaugh

Hell, what retcon anyway?

The FSN VN alone has multiple descriptions of light speed feats, and even if you want to say those are inconsistent, there sure as shit wasn't a retcon of any kind regarding their speed.

I know it wasn't, I'm just doing it to make a point anyway in that it wouldn't matter anyway.
They have no goddamned clue what they are talking about and basically just throwing shit and hope that everyone else just falls in line instead.

Edison bros... we got too cocky.

FGO Thomas Edison though...
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The President King(Yeah, the irony isn't lost on many levels) of America(long story...)
 
I WAS gonna say it earlier... but I didn't want to do so :diolaugh



I know it wasn't, I'm just doing it to make a point anyway in that it wouldn't matter anyway.
They have no goddamned clue what they are talking about and basically just throwing shit and hope that everyone else just falls in line instead.



FGO Thomas Edison though...
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The President King(Yeah, the irony isn't lost on many levels) of America(long story...)
 

lmao

A)Undead, not alive
B)Would pass that magical energy check
C)Immune to instant death
D)Immune to mana draining

Also there was enough charge up time that Cu could cast his own NP and just rush on over to oneshot her. So Shalltear can look at the massive drain of mana, go "hm that's bad" and then teleport towards her to swing.

Summons would die but they aren't useful like, at all. Hers are kinda garbage.

...Um Servants aren't alive, what the fuck is this man on?!
Secondly, Ainz wouldn't pass the Magical Energy Check because Cu Alter was hooked on a Grail when he fought Scathath.
Third and Fourth, Ainz would not surviving going into Gate of Skye nor what he has equipped is equal to not losing Magical Energy.

And finally, Cu Alter knew of Scathath's Gate of Skye, that's why he shat his pants and explicitly attacked her before it could go off:


And "Charge Time" seems real dumb when the problem was more she wanted to drag both him and her in it as she knew she couldn't defeat him conventionally at all and just wanted him out of the way entirely.
Again, it's making shit up while pretending it's weaker and slower than it actually is when we have proof that it's faster than that:


Cu wins because his NPs are vastly better against Shalltear than Scathachs

Um what? Both of their Noble Phantasms would kill her, what fresh bullshit is this?! They both have the same properties and in the video above I put it, she literally throws Gae Bolg Alternative in the same brutal fashion Cu Alter does... and that's before she uses the other to sew you into the literal space you inhabit.

This means nothing. God like has been overused in fate to mean mildly tough mob or enemy that I can't take it seriously.

When the fuck was Divine Spirits mid-tier mobs?! And what the fuck would that matter considering the 4th Anniversary and other works very, VERY MUCH shows us the actual size of FGO Enemies?!

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I swear to Christ, they primarily look at Stheno and Euryale and think that applies to most Divine Spirits when they are such an exception to the fucking rule.

Having 90% of her organs destroyed put her out of commission for a day. This is her best immortality feat. Its kinda ass.


Curruid Coinchenn
Beast of crunching death fangs

Rank: A
Type: Anti-Unit Noble Phantasm
Range:
Maximum number of targets: 1 person

Curruid Coinchenn.
The rage of the rampaging Cú Chulainn temporarily embodies the skeleton of the monster of the Red Sea who became the origin of the demonic spear Gáe Bolg, the marine beast Curruid, and clads his body in it as an armor. An offensive-type bone armor. Wearing it ranks-up his Endurance, and his Strength parameter becomes EX.
『Soaring spear that strikes with death』 can’t be used while activating this Noble Phantasm.

It took her only a day to regen from having 90% of her organs destroyed from something that Gae Bolg came from huh? That's supposed to be ass?

Cu has runes when he's a lancer pls.

Cu literally has Runes as a Berserker, it's outright stated he can use Runes in any Class he's in.

Not against Shalltear. Instead of a causality reversing total body destruction or a heart tracking nuke she has

Both literally work on that same theory dumbass, that's why we see the start of her Noble Phantasm do that weird lines shit like we see with Cu's Gae Bolg.
 
Summons would die but they aren't useful like, at all. Hers are kinda garbage.

...Um Servants aren't alive, what the fuck is this man on?!
Secondly, Ainz wouldn't pass the Magical Energy Check because Cu Alter was hooked on a Grail when he fought Scathath.
Third and Fourth, Ainz would not surviving going into Gate of Skye nor what he has equipped is equal to not losing Magical Energy.

And finally, Cu Alter knew of Scathath's Gate of Skye, that's why he shat his pants and explicitly attacked her before it could go off:


And "Charge Time" seems real dumb when the problem was more she wanted to drag both him and her in it as she knew she couldn't defeat him conventionally at all and just wanted him out of the way entirely.
Again, it's making shit up while pretending it's weaker and slower than it actually is when we have proof that it's faster than that:




Um what? Both of their Noble Phantasms would kill her, what fresh bullshit is this?! They both have the same properties and in the video above I put it, she literally throws Gae Bolg Alternative in the same brutal fashion Cu Alter does... and that's before she uses the other to sew you into the literal space you inhabit.



When the fuck was Divine Spirits mid-tier mobs?! And what the fuck would that matter considering the 4th Anniversary and other works very, VERY MUCH shows us the actual size of FGO Enemies?!

1isqj420cp591.jpg


I swear to Christ, they primarily look at Stheno and Euryale and think that applies to most Divine Spirits when they are such an exception to the fucking rule.




Curruid Coinchenn
Beast of crunching death fangs



It took her only a day to regen from having 90% of her organs destroyed from something that Gae Bolg came from huh? That's supposed to be ass?



Cu literally has Runes as a Berserker, it's outright stated he can use Runes in any Class he's in.



Both literally work on that same theory dumbass, that's why we see the start of her Noble Phantasm do that weird lines shit like we see with Cu's Gae Bolg.

Man, I didn't know the "power creep" was so bad that Divine Spirits are considered mid-tier mooks now. :mjpls
 

Sigh...

Because he can't. That future doesn't exist as a possible one.
It's arguable if he can even kill ONE, let alone several million.

This is Contessa all over again.
 
What’s stopping Kakine from turning him into sand right on the spot?

Yhwach can’t see matter-altering elementary particles all around him no more than he could see an arrow piercing him from behind
 




>Demonbane and Nasuverse beating Transformers :rock

Umineko maybe and Lovecraft probably but I doubt a lot else on this list does much to Unicron, definitely not Exalted, D&D, etc

this nigga has no clue what he's talking about
If only there had been a Self Reference Engine at the time, I could have died in peace.
 
Maybe the real Self Reference Engine was the friends we made along the way.
 

Sigh...

This doesn't even need explained as to why it's wrong, that's been done before.


This right here though? Absolutely ridiculous.
 
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Sigh...

This doesn't even need explained as to why it's wrong, that's been done before.


This right here though? Absolutely ridiculous.

Like it's always been dumb as hell and easy to disprove that Servants can't go FTL just by showing them F/SN among other series that uses it(people ignore that even in Extella you have that shit there and CCC ultimately had them go many, many times FTL from various ways once they had the appropriate protection).

But saying that Romulus Quirinus can't go FTL is fucking asinine for so many reasons, chief among them is due to this:


"B-But Xhominid, that only went FTL, so it just went baseline" And I'm the Queen of England. Chaos fires a beam of sunlight stronger than Helios' own Authority(or Machine God equivalent) and despite Musashi and Co. being able to react to Dioscuri just fine, they couldn't even SEE any of what happened here and Romulus Quirinus had to tell them what happened.
He even made a barrier before Ares shielded them with his body to further absorb the blast... but this IS consistent with them believing that Chaos and the Machine Gods somehow can't go massively Faster Than Light because... I don't even fucking know, they have been known on giving bullshit reasons for less.
 
Saying that someone who reacts to an explicitly FTL attack isn't light speed or FTL is like saying lightning timing is bunk for 90% of fiction.

Oh wait. :maybe
 
I also like how they act like Garou can just blitz Zeus out of his shoes(again pretending a fucking Interstellar ship that is meant for... Interstellar Travel and further meant to literally cruise the vast Universe to look for new home life) despite that Zeus literally has Hades Authority as a defense if you so much as fucking TOUCH HIM:


Or having Aphrodite's and Artemis's Authorities which can explicitly mind-fuck you in so many ways?
Or straight up destroy CF Garou's Concept of constantly adapting as a whole?

Somehow NONE OF THAT will be fucking apparent even if we give Garou his best shit possible? And something Zeus will know in advance since he uses most of his computing power beforehand to monitor the city? Yeah no, fuck that.
 
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