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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Besides being much more powerful than Yhwach, for one.

She has a more ludicrous ability of "sight" than Yhwach does.
Far more powerful and faster than Yhwach
Has literal access to better hax than Yhwach does
And ultimately has the easiest chance to murder him so hard, Almighty wouldn't be able to save his ass either way.
 

Wow, someone with some sense.
 
No one other than usual Kenpachi haters is going to vote for Urahara and those people need some serious help.
Love how Kenpachi fanboys always have to jump to the bias argument and claim the opposition are "haters". It's almost like they don't have a leg to stand on and any raw power difference between Kenpachi and Urahara, isn't anywhere near enough to prevent Urahara from styling on his ass. :kobeha
I mean, here we see Bankai Zaraki losing to Kisuke.
Indeed we do
Someone rips to shreds with his teeth an enemy that Bankai Byakuya was helpless against,
>Helpless against?
>Destroyed his fucking head in a form whose power Kenpachi destroyed his body trying to match.
>Saved Rukia and Renji from his strongest form then survived against it in an extended fight.

It's like these Kenpachi fanboys have selective memories and choose to willfully ignore everything that happens in that fight after Kenpachi shows up.
and that someone loses to the same Byakuya and Kisuke now.
Yes because Byakuya has flat-out better feats and Kisuke makes up for any difference in raw power via versatility and hax.
Kenpachi is not leagues stronger than Aizen level combatants no matter how much you like to pretend he is.
And he's overrated apparently.
Yes, astronomically so, as you are so aptly demonstrating right now.

We don't even need Xelios around, Kenpachi is always gonna have his wank squad on hand. :maybe
This doesn't need argumentation, Zaraki casually destroys him.
Which is ultimately code for "I don't actually have an argument so instead I'll just declare that it's obvious Kenpachi stomps and accuse anyone who doesn't agree of bias!"
You don't need to believe he's unstoppable, because he isn't, but there's a difference from that to him losing to the likes of Kisuke and Byakuya.
What the hell is even with this "the likes of Kisuke and Byakuya" shit? You'd think these two are fucking fodder they way these people talk even though in reality, they are right up there with Kenpachi as some of the strongest Captain level fighters around by EoS.

Even at the most generous I could be, Kenpachi is only ONE full tier of destructive power beyond Kisuke and ONLY in destructive power (and durability by proxy).

The issue is that this isn't Dragon Ball. That's not enough to just no-sell the attacks of people that are only a tier below you. This is the same power difference as between Aizen and Yamamoto and the former had no trouble cutting the latter.

Now throw in Urahara's superior speed, hax Bankai, Kido and the fact he's not a fucking moron. Yet you think it's ridiculous that people think he beats kenpachi?
 
What matchup does Kisuke offer to him? Zaraki rushes and cuts him in two, before his unclear to begin with Bankai can do shit. And as soon as Zaraki goes away or Kisuke is killed, even if he's affected, his body turns normal again.
I'm sorry but did this muppet just claim Zaraki, who lacks even a basic shunpo and who (while possessing exceptional reaction speed) has never been exceptional on a movement speed front, is going to blitz the guy that slipped cuffs on to Aizen and pulled out a dummy before the latter could react?
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Yes Aizen was deliberately lax on his defense here but that doesn't lower his physical reaction speed, nor change the fact that Kisuke legitimately did both of these feats so fast that Aizen didn't even notice it.
It takes time, Askin was looking at his arm getting ripped and as soon as he went away it close again. How many seconds does an attack from Bankai Zaraki take to land, 2 years?
Notice how the concept of someone simply DODGING ceases to exist when Kenpachi is involved? :maybe
Yeah, dodging Bankai Zaraki, with the good dodging feats that Kisuke has against opponents of this caliber. It's pretty clear how desperately you guys always look for ways for Zaraki to lose.
Aside from the aforementioned feats against Aizen (including a fight with an evolved Aizen who is stronger than this version of Kenpachi btw), the man's training partner is fucking YORUICHI.

Meanwhile Kenpachi has no genuinely exceptional speed feats with which to tag Urahara. But nice attempt to dodge burden of proof btw.
Frozen Gerard. Yeah enough with this, you just continue to be dishonest on favour of Byakuya, im not wasting more time.
Oh yes Gerard was FROZEN when his head was smashed was he?
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Funny isn't it how he's able to TURN HIS HEAD despite supposedly being frozen, while still screeching about how "I CANNOT BE FROZEN". :maybe

And this of course is doubly irrelevant because there's no evidence whatsoever that being frozen lowers the durability of the target AT ALL. They tried to freeze him to make him easier to land this hit on, not so that the hit would work at all.
 
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>put the guy who can vector his way through dimensions and push away the fabric of reality against accelerator
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Don’t see the issue there. Accelerator wouldn’t have a problem with either of those
 
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Its less "can accelerator deal with this" and more "how the fuck do they hurt each other"
By Accelerator passively sending back whatever Vector tries like he’s done against even stronger attacks. And he also doesn’t just use ordinary vector manipulation now. He also has Thelema magic via the Clonoth to just warp reality too. This guy seems to lack a passive reflection like Accelerator does from the number of times he’s been tagged and hit

Also from what I’m looking up, this guy applies to push things vectors all around himself away. Accelerator is a step up from that of not only doing the same but also changing the very vectors themselves to go in opposite directions on contact.
 
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By Accelerator passively sending back whatever Vector tries like he’s done against even stronger attacks. And he also doesn’t just use ordinary vector manipulation now. He also has Thelema magic via the Clonoth to just warp reality too. This guy seems to lack a passive reflection like Accelerator does from the number of times he’s been tagged and hit
No he doesnt have a passive shield but the hits he's taken aren't from people who are jokes. Theres a different between using magic to warp reality and just being able to yeet reality itself at people. While accelerator could block it, he would need to withstand a constant bombardment of the entire reality around him being yeeted away potentially for weeks on end.
 
No he doesnt have a passive shield but the hits he's taken aren't from people who are no joke. Theres a different between using magic to warp reality and just being able to yeet reality itself at people. While accelerator could block it, he would need to withstand a constant bombardment of the entire reality around him being yeeted away potentially for weeks on end.
From what I’m looking up, this guy applies vectors of a limited force to push things away from him and nothing else. Accelerator is a step up from that of not only doing the same but also changing the very vectors themselves to go in opposite directions on contact.

That’s why with Vector, you can be like Hulk and fight against the force he applies trying to push you away if your strong enough where as with Accelerator, Hulk would have the very vector of his own momentum being used against him.

Yeeting everything in some pocket dimension and failing to push back the Hulk away doesn’t really stack up to Accel casually stopping an attack on par with Othinus’ Gungnir that tore and erased the very fabric of the current universe with ease.

Durability is likewise irrelevant. Accel will be reflecting whatever forward vector he tries so that he’s the one bombarded and once Accel touches him, anything from his blood and bio-electricity being reversed or Accel just sinking his fingers through his skull by turning the flesh he touches to liquid happens
 
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I’m also not particularly impressed with the gale-force winds part of that feat. As in he was only moving air around himself to make fast but still air.

Accel was compressing the atmosphere into plasma with the amount of pressure he could apply on it with his vector control and after cracking Kihara Amata’s skull, he launched the fucker out of the atmosphere with enough force to turn him and the air used to launch him into a trail of plasma.


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You know i made this really long reply to your posts @Astaro but then I decided not to because this thread ain't the time or place for this and I'm sure people are tired of accelerator debates by this point. So I'mma just drop it here
 

Daily reminder that the Destroyer is one of the lamest "universe" destroyers in fiction. It took five thousand years just to dig through a mile and a quarter of polymer paving.
 
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