Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077: Edgerunners) vs Master Chief (Halo)

It is a major conceit of the setting that Cyberware does not automatically come with the necessary secondary superpowers: Just having cybernetic arms does not mean you can pick up cars and dunk on people with them, because those arms are connected to meat shoulders and a meat body, and those...

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Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077: Edgerunners) vs Master Chief (Halo)

In a general Cyberpunk discussions I agree with this.... But in regards to Edgerunners specifically which the OP has decreed is what we're using David is explicetly shown to physically blitz people with just the Sandy in a way that wouldn't be possible in the more realistic realistic rules of...

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Lmao.

 

[Adamant soul]

Which swordsman can Aizen beat?

Rules No Kido. No Shikai No Bankai No schrift No Hogyoku No Vollstandig No Fullbringer abilities beyond the form. Contenders Quilge Yachiru Isshin Ginjo Yamamoto Hashwalth Zaraki Shunsui Gerard Oetsu

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The fucking Isshin vs Aizen copium is still real.

In all seriousness, given how easily he was dodging him,

Dodging what Divell? Isshin flicked this man through a building and he could do jack shit about it.

Also EASILY? Isshin pushed him to his physical limit, NOTHING about that fight was easy.

and landed a Kido attack,

Isshin stood and fucking took it, of course he landed it.

Notice how you're not acknowledging that it didn't do shit. ha

Isshin is the one at a disadvantage in terms of speed at least.

Yes despite the fact Isshin can land hits on an even stronger version of Aizen, Aizen is totally faster...oh wait.

 

[Paxton]

Kamen Rider Zero-Two vs Accelerator, processing battle?

Kamen Rider Zero-Two Can Zero-Two overcome Accelerator vector reflection using Reading Thoth 78's trick? Round 1 : Pure processing power vs. Round 2 : Fight. Morals on. Basic intel. 80 ft dist. Win for Zero-Two is by overcoming Accelerator vector reflect.

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[Adamant soul]

Komamura vs Halibel

Test

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The fact multiple people are saying Komamura (FKT at that, this isn't Discount Tosen) wins is baffling to me.

Halibel sucks. Without feats, you pretty much have to scale her water to power-level. Where she would handily win, but I'm not fond of such arguments.

And Komamura isn't as reliant on power-scaling?

The dude basically has NO FEATS pre-skip bar killing a Fraccion (something that isn't notable for a Captain) and fighting Tosen, who himself is incredibly lacking for feats.

Oh But Tosen blitzed Grimmjow whose faster than Harribel 'cause she has no feats and speed doesn't scale like that isn't that right Sables?

Komamura’s Bankai caps at Captain Commander physical Tier.

WHAT THE UTTER FUCK DIVEL?

You will not raigen the good version of Komamura for me with this wank.

Aka: Resurreccion Tosen, Aizen, Yamamoto, Unohana, Post Muken Zaraki, Isshin, etc. Everyone else, is either a match or an stomp.

> Tosen being in the same tier as Aizen, Unohana, EoS Kenpachi and Yamamoto?
> Aizen, Unohana or Isshin being Captain Commander Tier despite being hilariously weaker than Bankai Yamamoto

What the fuck is this Sajin and Tosen wank he's been doing lately?

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Ultra Instinct Goku VS Giorno Giovanna with GER (DB VS JJBA)

Or: you could post feats or any sort of supporting evidence that would imply that GER is indeed capable of doing any of those things? Might as well say that GER sets the fact of their existence to zero and be done with it. That being said, why’d you even post this thread if you’re already...

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:/

I mean...

i like how they're downplaying the fact that time erasure being nulled was because GER negated the action causing it



when....negating an abstract concept is....more impressive not less

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Sasuke Uchiha runs a Fate Sword users gauntlet

King Hassan Ibuki-Douji Dioscuri Surtr Ares Ecchan (no Black Bean Paste) Ashtart Rules: Manga, animes/movie, novels and game feats All equipment are allowed Everyone at their strongest and determined to win Win by death, KO, incap but no BFR The battle takes place on an indestructible planet...

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1. King Hassan
2. Ibuki-Douji
3. Dioscuri
4. Surtr
5. Ares
6. Ecchan (no Black Bean Paste)
7. Ashtart

Rules:

• Manga, animes/movie, novels and game feats
• All equipment are allowed
• Everyone at their strongest and determined to win
• Win by death, KO, incap but no BFR
• The battle takes place on an indestructible planet
• They start 500 meters apart

You have got to be shitting me. If this wasn't SB, I think it would be a joke thread on ComicVine so idiots can balloon up a page saying why Sasuke clears because "Tsukuyomi". No one otherwise would say Sasuke even gets past King Hassan, yet Ibuki Douji, Surtr and fucking MACHINE GOD ARES and Dioscuri are on there... fucking what?

King Hassan and Sasuke can mutually kill each other, Sasuke with pure strength and King Hassan through hax. I think Sasuke has more options and can win it.

SB is fucking hopeless...
>King Hassan has shown to avoid being detected by Ozymandias and Ereshkigal until he allowed himself to despite both having absolute dominion over their area due to the Authorities given to them.
>Sasuke can somehow defeat him through pure Strength despite being able to cut through Tiamat at her most strongest offensively and defensively.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

KMC Forums - Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

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the legendary 1019 page, 19 year long spiderman vs wolverine thread

still going to this day

 

[82J]

Saitama and Cosmic Garou vs Goku and Buu - Battles - Comic Vine

Round 1SSJ3 Goku and Kid BuuRound 2Vegito and BuuhanRulesNo absorption or candy beam for Buu, everything else is fair gameManga feats only, no fillerP

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[Vespa Crabro]

Kamen Rider Zero-Two vs Accelerator, processing battle?

Kamen Rider Zero-Two Can Zero-Two overcome Accelerator vector reflection using Reading Thoth 78's trick? Round 1 : Pure processing power vs. Round 2 : Fight. Morals on. Basic intel. 80 ft dist. Win for Zero-Two is by overcoming Accelerator vector reflect.

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Zero two would make accelerator fry his brain

Kinda hilarious how a kid in a spandex suit can dab on brain damage kun

 

[Paxton]

Zero two would make accelerator fry his brain

Kinda hilarious how a kid in a spandex suit can dab on brain damage kun

What exactly can Zero-Two do anyway?

Because there's a difference between the first round and actually winning a fight.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

What exactly can Zero-Two do anyway?

Because there's a difference between the first round and actually winning a fight.

Combat Clairvoyance: Similar to Zero-One Shining Hopper and Shining Assault Hopper, Zero-Two can calculate the opponent's next moves and counterattack accordingly, but at speeds that make previous forms look like they're moving in slow motion. The equipment list for each form states that Shining Hopper tests 25,000 scenarios per prediction, while Zero-Two tests 2 trillion.

This is how TvTropes put it and yeah, I fully believe Accelerator would fry his brain even trying this. As it's not just a single time, it's PER PREDICTION OF AN OPPONENT'S MOVEMENTS.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Sasuke Uchiha runs a Fate Sword users gauntlet

King Hassan Ibuki-Douji Dioscuri Surtr Ares Ecchan (no Black Bean Paste) Ashtart Rules: Manga, animes/movie, novels and game feats All equipment are allowed Everyone at their strongest and determined to win Win by death, KO, incap but no BFR The battle takes place on an indestructible planet...

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Sasuke beats King Hassan and Surtr, he probably loses to the Discouri and he gets stomped by Ares. I'm not familiar with the rest to comment.

By being way faster and having the strength and firepower to beat him down or oneshot him outright. All before Surtr can use his NP or do much of anything really.

For fuck's sake, Sasuke is not genuinely faster or stronger than either of the 2 people here...

 

[OtherGalaxy]

i thought surtr was planet level

how is that within sasuke's range to "easily put down"

ignoring the other nonsense

 

[Paxton]

Combat Clairvoyance: Similar to Zero-One Shining Hopper and Shining Assault Hopper, Zero-Two can calculate the opponent's next moves and counterattack accordingly, but at speeds that make previous forms look like they're moving in slow motion. The equipment list for each form states that Shining Hopper tests 25,000 scenarios per prediction, while Zero-Two tests 2 trillion.

This is how TvTropes put it and yeah, I fully believe Accelerator would fry his brain even trying this. As it's not just a single time, it's PER PREDICTION OF AN OPPONENT'S MOVEMENTS.

Maybe.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

i thought surtr was planet level

how is that within sasuke's range to "easily put down"

ignoring the other nonsense

Surtr is Large Planet+ level and his durability is utterly absurd, the issue is that SB has the most stupid sense of not realizing that because a big boom didn't happen, that doesn't mean the feat didn't happen at that level of power.
Surtr got his head blown off by Napoleon using every last bit of energy and even his own existence to fuel that attack(Which explicitly gets stronger against anything with "Mystery"... and let's not forget, the man is basically FGO's equivalent to All-Might) and then he gets hit full force by Sigurd using Gram hopped up on even more power(Not only can Gram/Balmung ward off Country+ attacks, it's explicitly something even Odin fears) and is stronger against Dragons... and Surtr was becoming Fafnir at that point... and Surtr took ALOT of punishment from him AND Brynhildr(who again is strong enough to literally wreck shit Napoleon couldn't easily).

They do this same stuff with The Lion King despite later material outright showing off that's not the case in any fashion.

 

[Paxton]

Kamen Rider Zero-Two vs Accelerator, processing battle?

Sure, but as Accelerator blocks out the sun's ultraviolet rays and gravity subconsciously, it takes quite a bit to outspeed his calculations.

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..this is a very gross underestimation of what is actually required to do so

Though this isn't the first time he's implied/said that FTL speeds bypass his redirection.

 

[Masterblack06]

Combat Clairvoyance: Similar to Zero-One Shining Hopper and Shining Assault Hopper, Zero-Two can calculate the opponent's next moves and counterattack accordingly, but at speeds that make previous forms look like they're moving in slow motion. The equipment list for each form states that Shining Hopper tests 25,000 scenarios per prediction, while Zero-Two tests 2 trillion.

This is how TvTropes put it and yeah, I fully believe Accelerator would fry his brain even trying this. As it's not just a single time, it's PER PREDICTION OF AN OPPONENT'S MOVEMENTS.

Its able to do this shit in .01 seconds

Zero-Two Arithmetic (ゼロツーアリスマテック, Zerotsū Arisumatekku): Zero-Two's faceplate processor. During the battle, the artificial intelligence Zea extracts the thoughts of the matching person and learns the enemy and surrounding information to predict the behavior. The optimal solution is found in about 0.01 seconds from the 2 trillion patterns of attack and evasion patterns derived from it, and it is reported to the matching person. This ultra-fast learning allows the user to take advantage of the battle.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Its able to do this shit in .01 seconds

Okay yeah, that's absolutely ludicrous.

 

[Masterblack06]

The Admirals (One Piece) Vs Nazarick (Overlord)

The One Piece's admirals: Akainu, Kizaru, Aokiji, Fujitora, Ryokugyu lead by Sengoku are tasked to raid the infamous dungeon of the Great Tomb of Nazarick from the Overlord series. Their mission is to enter this dungeon and kill its master Ainz Ooal Gown. Can they do it, or Ainz and his armies...

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Nazerick threads are absolute cancer

 

[Adamant soul]

Is Hisagi faster than Base Grimmjow (reaction) ?

The reason I ask this , is because some people (seem to believe that) and use it to justify Hisagi reacting to Mask Tosen while Grimmjow ''failed'' to do so from Base Tosen In my opinion Grimmjow just let his guard down since Aizen forgave him and didn't took Tosen's treats seriously....since...

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Points out the fucking obvious, that Hisagi managing ANYTHING against Tosen is an outlier.

Get these responses.

Why? Dude did better feats later on

Emphasis on LATER, YEARS later as a matter of fact.

In a novel with notable and repeated power-scaling issues.

and he wasn’t a Captain tier in stats yet.

THIS is exactly why it's an outlier Divell.

Definition of cherry picking...

It's apparently cherry picking to point out that Hisagi's other feats don't line up with him being able to dodge an attack from someone who BLITZED the guy who made sport of BANKAI ICHIGO, is an obvious outlier.

Sure Grimm6Jack whatever you say? This by the way is the same idiot who deliberately ignores feats when they "don't make sense" to him. IE Byakuya's feats in HM, his feats against Gerard etc.

Why is that exactly an outlier?

Because Lieutenants repeatedly get effortlessly owned by Captains/Captain level opponents when they don't hold back and because Tosen has blitzed a blatantly faster character than Hisagi.