Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 4: Outskirts Ningen Dome - Laughing edition

[Adamant soul]

Well, according to SB from this thread from 2021, that doesn't seems the case

MGR Raiden and Sam Jetstream vs RWBY Verse

in terms of sword swinging speed? base everybody does it Mach 4 for Coco Rwby feats, sources and calcs thread SPOILERS! Mach 3.5+ for Yang Rwby feats, sources and calcs thread SPOILERS! Mach 5 for Weiss Rwby feats, sources and calcs thread SPOILERS! it runs at over mach 1, and catches missiles...

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@Xhominid The Apex is also in that thread too it seems

Jack and Sam win by default after Grey Fox and and The Boss murder everyone sans the brothers before they can even arrive to the fight, to save their fellows from wasting their time with this trash.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Rwby feats, sources and calcs thread SPOILERS!

I feel like using 35MPa for the shear strength of generic unknown rock material is a bit excessive; there's nothing particularly wrong with doing so, I just prefer something like 10(-ish) megapascals since you generally want to be conservative with calcs. This criticism is mostly for the cliff...

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I brought it up before but this is seriously how bad they are in actually calcing things:

Click on the images for the full size.

Cinder's height is 180 cm, or 1.80 m.

1.8 / 38 = 0.04736842105 meters per pixel

Hole Width: 0.04736842105 * 576 = 27.2842105248 m
Hole Radius: 27.2842105248 / 2 = 13.6421052624 m

I'll use @Mr. Redtape's image of the scale of the floors.

Mercury's height is 1.78 m.

1.78 / 24 = 0.07416666666 meters per pixel

Like what?!

 

[Paxton]

The Infinity Gauntlet vs Vivec

I feel like it's pretty telling that Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet can snap his fingers and make 50% of all living things in the entire universe die, while Vivec could not snap his fingers and make 50% of every Legionnaire marching into his country disappear. Take away the Infinity...

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[Paxton]

Dante (Devil May Cry) vs Bayonetta(Bayonetta)

Yes,I know its been done before but that was before their respective latest games so let's do it. vs Canon: DMC 1-5 for Dante, Bayonetta 1-3 for Bayonetta(natch) Standard equipment. In character. 200metres apart. Location:Malenia's boss room (Elden Ring) Who takes it between these two...

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And it's still a stomp. Cereza punches the wacky pizza man out of the solar system.

 

[Paxton]

Goetia (Fate/Grand Order) vs Creation Trio (Pokemon)

Goetia shoots them with Ars Almadel Salomonis and they all die.

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[Adamant soul]

Dante (Devil May Cry) vs Bayonetta(Bayonetta)

Yes,I know its been done before but that was before their respective latest games so let's do it. vs Canon: DMC 1-5 for Dante, Bayonetta 1-3 for Bayonetta(natch) Standard equipment. In character. 200metres apart. Location:Malenia's boss room (Elden Ring) Who takes it between these two...

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And it's still a stomp. Cereza punches the wacky pizza man out of the solar system.

Hell it's only gotten worse for Dante over time, lol at him vs Cereza Origin. ha

Bayonetta 1 Cereza still bodies the fuck out of the whole verse.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Dante (Devil May Cry) vs Bayonetta(Bayonetta)

Yes,I know its been done before but that was before their respective latest games so let's do it. vs Canon: DMC 1-5 for Dante, Bayonetta 1-3 for Bayonetta(natch) Standard equipment. In character. 200metres apart. Location:Malenia's boss room (Elden Ring) Who takes it between these two...

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And it's still a stomp. Cereza punches the wacky pizza man out of the solar system.

>they included Bayo 3


ha

 

[Paxton]

Goetia (Fate/Grand Order) vs Creation Trio (Pokemon)

The Creation trio are sub life wiping meteor level slow ass beasts with Time/space/whatever the fuck is up with Giratina hax on an universal scale they are too slow to pull in a combat situation. Mega Ray was dragon dancing around Giratina in the hoopa movie. In other words they are jojo...

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[OtherGalaxy]

jojo of all things being low speed is so funny bc its the one manga that just goes out of its way to say “HEY DID YOU KNOW HE WAS FASTER THAN LIGHT????”

like one piece doesn’t even have any statements that direct and fuck bleach ever being anywhere near lightspeed, but they accept those and not jojo lol

 

[Paxton]

jojo of all things being low speed is so funny bc its the one manga that just goes out of its way to say “HEY DID YOU KNOW HE WAS FASTER THAN LIGHT????”

like one piece doesn’t even have any statements that direct and fuck bleach ever being anywhere near lightspeed, but they accept those and not jojo lol

so they're slower than to aru walls is what I'm hearing

 

[OtherGalaxy]

walls have no speed, noaru is the slowest series in fiction

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Goetia (Fate/Grand Order) vs Creation Trio (Pokemon)

The Creation trio are sub life wiping meteor level slow ass beasts with Time/space/whatever the fuck is up with Giratina hax on an universal scale they are too slow to pull in a combat situation. Mega Ray was dragon dancing around Giratina in the hoopa movie. In other words they are jojo...

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Dialga and Palkia are literally Space Time itself
Giaranta(?) literally is a threat to the Universe due to it's sheer existence.

Like the Pokemon downplay is as bad as the Fate downplay and it's even more nonsensical.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Cid Kagenou (The Eminence in Shadow) vs Gilgamesh (Fate Stay Night)

Yes? That's what FHA shows us, the CG of Gae Bolg being thrown with its true name release. Shirou says it has a speed of about Mach 2, and that it can hit the target even if it were on the other side of the earth. That means Gae Bolg can fly to someone that far away at Mach 2 speeds.

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Yes? That's what FHA shows us, the CG of Gae Bolg being thrown with its true name release. Shirou says it has a speed of about Mach 2, and that it can hit the target even if it were on the other side of the earth. That means Gae Bolg can fly to someone that far away at Mach 2 speeds.

Hey @GaRbS We literally discussed this in SB in a different thread:
Shirou only guessed what Cu was talking about in that scene because IT WAS ALL IN HIS HEAD! Shirou only imagined what Cu was telling those girls and legit believed he spilled he was a Servant or not a "normal guy" and those was the imagined spots Shirou believed! This is what happens when you take scenes out of context(Especially when you only take what we put up in our Feat's thread the lowest end without understanding why we do both)

Honestly between you and The World, it's surprising why SB has basically became Reddit 2.0 and why I'm not surprised the VS. section is such a fucking wreck.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Like I get it, I have seen people hate the Fate Franchise because people basically wank it in a HELL of alot more places than people think(Death Battle Forums and Discord, VSB, even some parts of Reddit, Youtube and Facebook, etc.)..

But for fucksake, stop trying to literally use Shirou to downplay shit and then ignore when he says something that goes against the downplaying, it not only makes you look stupid, it makes everyone who accept it into a joke alongside you.
"Gae Bolg moves at Mach 2 because Shirou has it in his head as an imagine spot of what Cu is telling them! It must be true!"
"Belleophron only moves at 500KMPH because Shirou said so"
"Shirou stating Belleophron moves as Fast as Light? Get that shit out of here!"


Between this shit and now people pushing Demon Slayer to be some bullshit tier Universe because "Demons", SB needs to be gone and stay gone at this point.

 

[shiny]

"Shirou stating Belleophron moves as Fast as Light? Get that shit out of here!"

It was were?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

"Shirou stating Belleophron moves as Fast as Light? Get that shit out of here!"

It was were?

No, it really wasn't.
It's more shown it moved so fast, it was like Light and no, I'm not going to make you get more rope for yourself.

 

[Type-Rey]

Hey @GaRbS We literally discussed this in SB in a different thread:

 

[Type-Rey]

Why you doing this ?

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Okay yeah, I deserve that...

 

[Paxton]

Cid Kagenou (The Eminence in Shadow) vs Gilgamesh (Fate Stay Night)

There’s no world you can prove this.

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