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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

OtherGalaxy said:
what are his feats?
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game khazan is planet+ and at least relativistic+ in attack speed with a decent hax, dfo version is a bit stronger and faster, with better hax too

in other words, radahn beats his game version, but khazan's dfo version might seem more problematic cuz of his better immortality hax, among other stuff hax techs, cause of his mutated berserk essence
 
Xhominid The Apex said:
like Harry Potter is some absolutely ridiculous verse until it isn't.
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literally, they got fodder speed feats, only few of their spells matter if they connect, but their overall physical stats are so bad, most of them are glass canons, aside few of a selective amount of them, who can have some superhuman degree of damage soak, but it ain't impressive to brag bout, hp wizards, are literally weaklings

sb prob think, they some jedi levels or stuff like that, cause they cant read/interpret the nature of those nlf claims and flowery language, jk rowling uses, like most novel authors do, on most occasions

summary: even first arc deku can onepunch them, casually
 
Blade said:
game khazan is planet+ and at least relativistic+ in attack speed with a decent hax, dfo version is a bit stronger and faster, with better hax too

in other words, radahn beats his game version, but khazan's dfo version might seem more problematic cuz of his better immortality hax, among other stuff hax techs, cause of his mutated berserk essence
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it’s pretty funny still how all elden ring matchups just wind up boiling down to X character vs Radahn
 
Blade said:
literally, they got fodder speed feats, only few of their spells matter if they connect, but their overall physical stats are so bad, most of them are glass canons, aside few of a selective amount of them, who can have some superhuman degree of damage soak, but it ain't impressive to brag bout, hp wizards, are literally weaklings

sb prob think, they some jedi levels or stuff like that, cause they cant read/interpret the nature of those nlf claims and flowery language, jk rowling uses, like most novel authors do, on most occasions

summary: even first arc deku can onepunch them, casually
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Like I haven't read Harry Potter in a long ass time but even I am wondering where the hell are they acting like any Wizard can learn some of the hardest spells known in the universe based on literally nothing(The Fidelius Charm which is literally just a shittier Bounded Field/Closed off Space) when it's an explicit plot point that the many members of the Ministry of Magic that rebelled against the Death Eaters... don't know how to use Protego, the most basic defense magic taught in Wizarding Schools:

harrypotter.fandom.com

Shield Charm

The Shield Charm[3] (Protego)[1] was a charm that protected the caster with an invisible shield that reflected spells and blocked physical entities.[3] It was a part of the Defence Against the Dark Arts curriculum and was taught to sixth years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.[7]...
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"You wouldn't believe how many people, even people who work at the Ministry, can't do a decent Shield Charm."— George Weasley regarding the charm[src]
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This is literally featured on the freaking page :heston
But nah, we just pretend any Wizard can cast Fiendfyre because Goyle(Movie even fucking me with this, forgot Goyle actually conjured it in the book, not Krabbe) was able to do so(nothing ever stated Goyle was stupid or retarded and considering he was basically a full fledged Death Eater, who knows if it took him all his life to learn it or a few years) and Wizards can apparate across the world despite the books stating that's not true even for VOLDEMORT(Which is explicitly what saved Harry and Co's ass when they was captured in The Deathly Hallows), let alone any Wizard to even do it consecutively(There's a reason Hermoine needed downtime between each one).

Or just ignore that Giants can eat Magical Spells and even Half-Giants so again, it's not like it's impossible to to just be strong enough to no sell it anyway, let alone for other franchises...
 
Well that and Mathers really doesn’t have any counter to time manipulation.

Crowley too

“H. T. Trismegistus.”

There was a note of annoyance in Aleister’s voice.

He then restated it as if confirming it for himself.

“Hermes Thoth Trismegistus. That Egyptian secretary god has a strong connection to Holy Guardian Angel Aiwass. And both Hermes and Thoth correspond to each other in Liber 777, an occult dictionary I wrote. That means Alice isn’t the only one. Yet another hint of the Magick system I worked on so long ago. Ugh, why do I always do this!? If only I could go back in time and punch my past self.”
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Welsh_Dragoon said:
Don’t believe vs wiki for LOTM. They blow everything out of proportion when things of dimension comes up. Though Amon vs Mathew’s might actually be a very good matchif only for debuting the nuances os their abilities.
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i didnt care about what they said, I'm talking about in the links they post to the source material
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like oh okay we just throwing around omnipresent then?
 
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