Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 5: Diamonds are fleeting. Stupid lasts forever

Astaro said:

Team Devil May Cry (Dante, Vergil and Nero) vs Team Umbra Witch (Bayonetta, Jeanne, and Viola) - Battles - Comic Vine

Devil May Cry TeamVSUmbra Witch ClanRound 1: Solo BattlesDante VS BayonettaVergil VS JeanneNero VS ViolaRound 2: Full Team BattleOnly can use weapons

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Dante spergs like this crying, annoying ***got still trying to argue the nigga is Multiversal because LOLmuhDimensions to say he doesn’t get anything short of bodied by Bayonetta will never not be funny to read

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Cereza is always gonna be stepping on the DMC cast no matter what and these idiots will forever be salty about it.

Adamant soul said:

Cereza is always gonna be stepping on the DMC cast no matter what and these idiots will forever be salty about it.

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But but Muh 9D Dante and Mundus!!

The 9D shit will never not be funny because it's based on a hilariously blatant scam done by one person using edited pictures of Chinese mobile game loading screens

Just another reminder why DMC ***s have been some of the cringiest fandoms in the Vs community for years

Astaro said:

Team Devil May Cry (Dante, Vergil and Nero) vs Team Umbra Witch (Bayonetta, Jeanne, and Viola) - Battles - Comic Vine

Devil May Cry TeamVSUmbra Witch ClanRound 1: Solo BattlesDante VS BayonettaVergil VS JeanneNero VS ViolaRound 2: Full Team BattleOnly can use weapons

comicvine.gamespot.com

Dante spergs like this crying, annoying ***got still trying to argue the nigga is Multiversal because LOLmuhDimensions to say he doesn’t get anything short of bodied by Bayonetta will never not be funny to read

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"I didn't even argue for 9D! I argued for 5D Demon World based off structures and shieeet."

Still using dimensional nonsense that doesn't apply. Your dream of multiversal+++ Dante and other top/God tier DMC chars is just that, a dream.

Bayonetta at least has people going "there are an infinite number of universes in this multiverse" and "some asshole is destroying universes one by one" and then actually shows some of it happening.

DMC explicitly went out of its way to explain away the one thing you could maybe argue was a cosmic feat by retconning Mundus' powers into illusion bullshit in DMC 5

why was twilight the last thing they read/watched in 2025

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King said:

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Bro looked at Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby and said "hmm actually the baby takes this every time"

Imagine being disingenuous for clicks

Masterblack06 said:

@Astaro

Accelerator vs Kratos Rematch

https://www.fanverse.org/threads/kratos-god-of-war-vs-accelerator-toaru-majutsu-no-index.1104513/ ^ This thread was so bad BTW Especially the dudes on there that were really gassing up someone as mid as Atreus :hestonpls How do this fight play out now with the recent gains both have gotten...

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we making hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby matchups now

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Per the request of someone here who I won’t mention, I had to bait out takanar AKA NightmareCinema and this looked like a good way to do it.

And what do you know, it worked

ChaosTheory123 said:

never elaborated on unless it was in that anniversary novel or something.

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I own this. There are no feats in the Anniversary novel period outside of like, the Kraken smacking the Warrior in FF1 hard enough it cracks stone tile. It's mostly just a beat-for-beat rendition of the game but the characters have names now. I guess the Emperor in FF2 kinda no-sells Ultima but they also don't say what Ultima can do and the only time it's used is against the Emperor lol

Xcano said:

I own this. There are no feats in the Anniversary novel period outside of like, the Kraken smacking the Warrior in FF1 hard enough it cracks stone tile. It's mostly just a beat-for-beat rendition of the game but the characters have names now. I guess the Emperor in FF2 kinda no-sells Ultima but they also don't say what Ultima can do and the only time it's used is against the Emperor lol

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My dude, he was talking about FF2 in that instance and no, you can't really downplay The Emperor like that as he canonically becomes new Satan in FF2, let alone somehow took God's position in Rebirth of Souls which later Final Fantasy Multimedia brings in as an alt costume.
This is even weirder considering Mateus is seen as the strongest Mage in FF2 and the shit we see from the Empire is explicitly from him.

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King said:

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I'm sorry, when the fuck Deku scales to this?! I still heavily disagree on Deku being Country or Continental as some people try and force it to be, the fuck is Deku Moon Level?!
I always hated the "Embers" excuse because nothing showed that the Quirk being weakened was the problem for Deku or All-Might but how many uses they have LEFT.

EDIT: In fact, that's EXACTLY the explanation of why Toshinori looked for a successor due to the sheer damage that AFO did to him that basically crippled his usage of OFA completely.

Astaro said:

Just another reminder why DMC ***s have been some of the cringiest fandoms in the Vs community for years

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Still not bad as the GoW figs but yeah.