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croc because he has a swaggy design and a swaggier personality

this sounds unironically amazing

jesus sam tarly is in everything now

literally read no books in 2021 unless audiobooks count, in which case i read.. 3 or 4 2022 goal: one book (for now) currently reading: dance dance dance by haruki murakami it's good but i suck at settling down and reading, definitely a resolution of mine to actually do it

oldboy i guess i haven't watched anything too out there

have you played mortal shell? (is it good?)

tekken 7 actually not sucking at it rn :shocked

i ate turkey, got mildly drunk, and got mad playing tekken pretty standard

btw this has basically transitioned into "i quickly draw you/your forum persona as an anime girl" since my opinion of most ppl is like, pretty good so not much room for variation :pepesip

prolly not so easy to interpret but basically you bring out my chaotic evil side with the sam vs sam stuff etc :smugsloth

i actually still have no idea who you are on jeffverse but have a raised eyebrow

unless i don't know you at all, in which case i might either skip you or draw something even more insultingly low effort :faputa

:smugsloth

*teleports behind you* I'm sorry you thought you stood a chance. It's sad, really... Heh, nothin' personal kid... You know I've studied the sauce for over 9000 years... mastering the most- advanced ketchup techniques in the world. *unsheathes ketchup bottle* You ever heard of ketchup, kid? Well let me just translate it for you: ketchup means "red tomato jizz," and I've got over 9 ways to shake, squeeze, and squirt you with this one right now.

:smugsloth

also ranch dressing is gross, it’s like a consolation prize to fat ppl like yeah, we get it, you don’t like salads, have some unhealthy goop to throw on top of it