God I fucking hate how retarded my father is. "Son, I am renting a car!" "Yeah, from which company?" "Budget, Rent-A-Car!" "There is no Budget Rent-A-Car in Brockton. Just Enterprise." "Yeah, well, they said they are west chestnut street." "That's Enterprise." "Well, I called them and talked rl them!" "That's not even their actual number. I checked. Did they ask you to pay with a gift card?" "Yes, why?" "That's a scammer. Don't do it." "No, you're wrong!" "Here are three different sources that clarify as such. All from reputable news sources. Same angle. Prepaid gift card and 500 USD." "No, you're wrong! I am doing it anyway and he will deliver it tomorrow." "Okay, but when I am right, you're buying Chinese tomorrow and calling the police." "Deal! As if I would ever be wrong." Free Chinese tomorrow.