Hmmm... 🔮 I predicted that you would be the first member to postshit and fall for my obvious clickbait and for that, you get a lukewarm fortune telling-styled future definitely not written by an AI or anything. In your near future, you will receive a letter inside of a pure black colored envelope in the mail with no return address that will have an invitation to attend a top-secret interdimensional space travel mission. You become an astronaut and embark on an epic voyage to explore the cosmos. On this journey, you encounter alien civilizations, breathtaking celestial phenomena, and contribute to groundbreaking scientific discoveries. Unbeknownst to you, your journey takes an unfortunate turn, and your ship's navigation system did not notify you that you were entering a blackhole due a bad OTATS (Over the Air and Through Space) software update. You ultimately end up in a time loop for many eons before you have the bright idea to start up the microwave and cook up your favorite...
