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"I hope we get to the fighting part soon. I wouldn't have taken this job if I knew there'd be this much sitting around and thinking"

"Hm, the wizard was probably part of the dream too." "Eh. Keckard, I hope you can figure this one out. I'm way out of my depth here with this magic rune stuff. I'll try to help the best I can, but uh... fuck if I know what this means. I have a really strong feeling that the kidnapped girl might know how to solve this, but I can't ask her till later."

"I guess I must've dreamt that... is that wizard guy still here?"

"Oh hey, uhh whatshisname, there you are. I thought I was in a bad horror story for a moment"

*A light flickers on*

*Skulf wakes up from coma* Humm... Wait what the fuck? What's happening!? Uh... there were two guys with me... are they here? Why is it so dark in here.... where the fuck am I?

(I'm assuming the game is on hold for the time being?)

I have no idea what the two of you are doing, but I won't complain if it works. But, uhh, try to make it work faster, okay? I came here to cleave skulls and rescue a girl and these bastards won't even come and fight me!

Well...anyone have any better ideas? This is really confusing. ... Wait... If I can't get in, how'd the human girl get in there? I saw human children back during the war and they were really weak. I don't get it

I don't even know why I bought this thing Gotta remember to get a real hammer when I get back to the city

Enough screwing around trying to read this chickenscratch. We're going in. Stand back

Yeah I'd like to put a hole in the wall here with my hammer

Yeah go ahead

You two work on the gameplan. I'll work out how hard we'll have to hit this door thing to break it by hitting it until it breaks. Be right back

1x Philter of Love, uncommon 1x Potion of Fire Giant Strength, rare

I'll fix it up myself once I get home

It's sorta the half-orc equivalent of "Lord Farquaad"

I wouldn't call mine clever but try saying it all at once, ignoring the "G"

oh gotcha, i still somehow know fuck all. I think the only normal game i played was with the DM no one liked also, i should already be chaotic good. I'll have to get the pdf sheet once we get everything squared away so it's all actually legible

which ones are those i basically just checked all the boxes based off of things you said we needed and stopped there