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  1. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    The Hootsforce arrive in their fleet of nuclear submarines (which can also fly in outer space), commanded by Ralathor. The submarine fleet remained hidden beneath the seas, until it was time for them to fight back against the evil forces of Zargothrax, and they fly into the skies. The Hootsforce submarine fleet can not only fly in space, but also through hyperspace at FTL speeds. Zargothrax's ship blows up a Hootsforce submarine (if you look closely you can see it reduced to fine debris). Zargothrax then blows up many Hootsforce submarines, causing some considerable explosions (note the Hootsforce fleet outnumbers Zargothrax's own three ships considerably, but Zargothrax still destroys most of the fleet). Angus McFife XIII sends Zargothrax flying with a telekinetic blast from the Hammer of Glory. Angus McFife XIII thinks about all his mighty deeds up until now, such as slaying undead unicorns and fighting goblins on the moon. We also see one of the Hootsforce submarines...
  2. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    The parallel Kingdom of Fife is under the spell of the evil sorceror Zargothrax. McFife and Ralathor battle with the power of the laser dragon fire. Ralathor tells McFife about the jetpack made of ultimate steel, with the power to fly. The jetpack has the power to fly into outer space. Angus McFife XIII sets out to find the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack. The legendary jetpack is said to be made of cosmic steel. Laser trolls arrive to defend the legendary jetpack, and Angus McFife XIII battles the laser trolls, as Zargothrax finds out where he went. We also have Angus possibly clashing the laser trolls black light. Using the mighty jetpack, McFife flies into space at the speed of light, to "realms beyond space." Angus McFife XIII vanquishes many evils and gains the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack, and flies into the Sun. Angus McFife flies into space, with galaxies behind him and nebulas in front of him. McFife feels the astral fire burn within him. Angus McFife XIII...
  3. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    Angus McFife XIII follows Zargothrax into the dimensional rift and ends up in an alternate dimension. After the Earth is destroyed and the fabric of space-time ripped apart, Angus McFife XIII follows Zargothrax into the dimensional rift. Within is a plane of non-existance, where chaos swirls. Within them in the wormhole however, is a third entity of unimaginable power. Angus McFife XIII ends up in the parallel version of Fife in the past, but it had been corrupted. Zargothrax managed to land there earlier and take it over, building a giant statue of himself (as seen on the album cover). Falling across space and time, Angus McFife ends up in the past of an alternate dimension, ruled by Zargothrax, who got there first. The Sun itself burns black. Fecal demons rise from the caverns below as dark robotic astral zombies devour the peasants of Glasgow. Siege engines from Hell blast the walls of Dundee with unholy fire, as the armies of the undead march. McFife battles...
  4. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    Angus McFife XIII and the heroes of the galaxy battle the demon hordes above Mars, but on Earth below the citadel of Dundee, Zargothrax prepares the portal to the Galactic Nexus. When activated, it would open a gateway to allow the Elder God Korviliath of the Eighteenth Hell Dimension to enter the Universe, destroying it (as fortold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther, at the start of the first album, Tales from the Kingdom of Fife). Whole battle cruisers are engaged in battle to conquer entire galaxies for Zargothrax. The battle in the skies above Mars rages, and the Space Knights of Crail fight with lasers and their might.Across the skies of Mars, the demon war begins! The dwarven king arrives to the battle at the speed of light to battle the demon armies. Zargothrax says the dwarves have no chance against his demon hordes. During the epic struggle, the dwarves and the rest of the armies of justice get wiped out (except for Angus McFife the XIIIth and the Hootsman)...
  5. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    Though the Space Knights of Crail are defeated, they still yearn for the heroic Knight Sir Proletius of old to save them. A hero cannot be defeated just by making him die, and he is brought back as a hologram hero. A magical wizard casts a spell in a chamber of cyrogenetical fire, using robots to bring back Proletius as a hologram hero. With that, the Space Knights of Crail are reborn. The Space Knights of Crail ride high through the skies/space on mighty eagles. Proletius calls upon the heroic warriors of the galaxy to join him in his battle against Zargothrax. The last survivor of the Space Knights of Crail, Ser Regulon, overlooks the devastation left by the Chaos Wizards assault on Triton. The Questlords of Inverness ride through time and space to the Galactic Fortress. The Questlords of Inverness storm across the Universe atop unicorns. Zargothrax has the Crystal Key, and is bringing death across the lands. The Questlords of Inverness must venture into outer space to...
  6. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    A thousand years have passed, to the year 1992...war has returned to the galaxy! The Space Knights of Crail guard the frozen body of Zargothrax in their hidden base on the moon of Triton orbiting Neptune. However, a cult of unholy chaos wizards plan to free Zargorthrax and unleash him upon the universe, and the fate of the Intergalactic Empire of Fife hangs in the balance. The wizards of Chaos travel to the planet of knights to free Zargothrax from his frozen prison, which they discovered through their mystic spells. Fife is now an intergalactic empire. Tragedy will befall tonight, as the Universe will burn (more on this later). The Chaos Wizards, riding giant dragons made of steel, defeat the Space Knights of Crail and free Zargonthrax, who was defeated ten centuries ago by Angus McFife. Cosmic infinity courses through Zargothrax's veins, his body ablaze with astral terror, free once more to bring terror to the galaxy! Angus McFife XIII fires several laser beams that...
  7. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    The wizards of Cairngorm battle the demon hordes in a secret battle that lasts all eternity. They fight with magical missiles and exploding fireballs. The wizards can foresee (and possibly travel to) the future, with their scrying crystal balls they can see all of history, and they foresee the battle of the galaxy in a thousand years (documented in the events of Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizard). Wizards are the guardians of time and keepers of chaos, who cast magic over the mountains and brew spells.
  8. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    Angus McFife thinks of his trapped beloved, frozen in ice. Frozen Princess Iona McDougall trapped in her prison of ice. Angus quests for the final artifact he saw in his dream; the Amulet of Justice. The powers of the Universe guide Angus McFife on his quest. He dives to the bottom of the lake and retrieves the Amulet of Justice. The Crail are mighty warriors who train for epic battles every day and ride eagles into battle. A list of the Knights of Crails valiant deeds. The Knights of Crail have never been defeated in a fight (or so they proclaim). Angus McFife and the Knights of Crail travels to Cowdenbeath. The heroes are ask if they know what lies beneath Cowdenbeath. McFife meets the barbarian warrior of Unst (the Hootsmans, as he will come to be known as our tale progresses), who will be very important in the tales to come... The mighty unicorn is said to touch the Universe with its wings. Angus McFife defeats Zargothrax in a great battle, and casts him into...
  9. Stocking Anarchy

    Gloryhammer respect thread

    Gloryhammer is a symphonic power metal band that sings about actual issues. It chronicles the struggle between good and evil of the Kingdom of Fife, as the badass hero Angus McFife and his descendant Angus McFife the XIIIth of Dundee battle the evil chaos wizard Zargothrax across time and space...
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