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Not my pic but for reference.

Thanks for believing me.

Mine's more of a milky liquid, sometimes carbonated.

Whatcha doing in Texas of all places? I mean I know there's more churches than bars per square inch ther' but I hear that's cause you got em all combined or sumthin'.

Where???

As he should be. It's embarrassing. After getting nuked twice by you guys I'm sure they'd watch anything you offer just to be sure.

Neither does the rest of the world.

No martenitsa yankee?

Pathetic. Just how I like my "men".

I straight up dislike you though, like no erotic tension ha ha kind of way just straight up won't trust you with my breakfast toasts even kind of dislike.

Maybe I hate you. Maybe I like you. Maybe we can go out and see where it leads us even if it's a damp road of hard sexual tension between two bros soon to be much more. Maybe I just need a friend.

I had no reason to actually dislike you until now. For the first time since we met I feel grateful to you.

I'm honestly equal parts confused and pleased that only Ruffles takes this thread seriously.

Grasshead.

Not enough. I paid for a Halloween Hell but only got a Christmas Massacre...

Never had it to begin with, human man. And this is your average hospital, kids go there to get shot.