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Plot twist. Your arrive in hell before satan. Although I do faintly remember something about him being sent there at the end of times so this is pretty canon :hm

Most christians remember Moses for splitting a whole sea in two yet few remember him for being one of the few humans back then to actually attempt to argue with God. Takes some serious character to do that. I think Noah also argued a lot, can't remember. Imagine being face to face with your maker and the maker of all that is and can be and deciding you can argue with Him especially while a literal apocalypse is happening in the background.

Wear protection when entering an ox, catching a human transmitted STD is far less of a deal than causing a new one to jump species. Also minotaurs are expensive to raise but can be sold as breeders abroad for some quick cash.

Oh hey just acquired a new word all thanks to you.

Can't decide whether my deadly sin is envy, pride, wrath or sloth... I do like sloths as far as mammals go but I also get pretty pissed off when I catch myself envying someone because it hurts my pride.

The Pope made the list. And he will personally execute it.

You guys killed Dyado Mraz. Finish it, go for Santa's jugular so we can get back to praying to the Pope.

Giving head is kinky and naughty but taking head feels a lot more empowering and daring if you ask me.

This is a galactic level dick pic my man. @Ral !!! He's the one. He's bigger.

Imagine getting back pain + dick pain from always being erect :son:

sandwiches*

egg sandwich

A simple kitchen knife stab works too.

If you shove your index finger deep inside your belly button you can force yourself to feel like you wanna pee really bad.

It's sunday and the only times I pray these days is for my mom and close ones. Not that I don't care about myself but I'm tired and I know my rest is far from near. First possible opportunity I'm heading to the mountains for a month.

This is pathetic... I know patheticness quite well personally but this transcends even flacid puny weenie level of pathetic.

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Aight Imma open the flood gates. What happened mah man? :syshocked: