Said the brain surgeon.Did you try turning it off and on again?
Said the brain surgeon.Did you try turning it off and on again?
Your piss has temporal warping powers.Fuck me
I fell asleep at 12am/midnight last night, woke up at 1:50, went to take a piss, it turned 2am then immediately turned to 3am telling me Day Lights Saving is over
Fuck
Aight Imma open the flood gates.The bitch I asked out a year ago cost me my job. At least I didn't get fired, but I was kind of forced to quit. LOL.
After a few months of social distancing and healthy boundaries with her, I asked her out a second time through text (because it's too busy on weekends, when she only works on). She ghosted the text. I told management about it because it was way too busy for me to talk to her about it myself again, and instead I got sat down and seemed to be in trouble. Even the topic of sex came into the discussion, which was on the very back of my mind, and I could have reported the male manager for asking such a thing.Aight Imma open the flood gates.
What happened mah man?
Fire that manager!!!!I didn't want to tell management about it, but it was so busy that there was no way for me to talk to her alone without help. I work at a restaurant job.
You got the "sexual harassment in the workplace" talk broAfter a few months of social distancing and healthy boundaries with her, I asked her out a second time through text (because it's too busy on weekends, when she only works on). She ghosted the text. I told management about it because it was way too busy for me to talk to her about it myself again, and instead I got sat down and seemed to be in trouble. Even the topic of sex came into the discussion, which was on the very back of my mind, and I could have reported the male manager for asking such a thing.
I took the mature route and just quit.Fire that manager!!!!
eh.