Bug Check

[Nep Nep]

@Planidium

WHO'S THAT BUGEMON?!?

Teach me about my new states insects.

 

[Nep Nep]

Wait, are they attached properly?

Fuck it, desktop version of imgur.

 

[Nep Nep]

Really not a fan of their spindly legs as they fly.

 

[Ral]

Mosquito Hawk aka Skeeter Eater; please be nice to them!

 

[Ral]

Be nice to bugs or @Planidium will lay eggs inside of your esophagus while you sleep

More info on these common flying Daddy Long Leg-looking cuties: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

 

[Nep Nep]

I see!

I have been nice, those were already dead. I just gently caught one in the house and let it outside.

 

[Vermiform]

Ral, stop getting me romantically entangled with yo ass...

It's hard pretending to be your average slav in eastern europe when I'm drooling over both bugs and sexy thugs like yourself

 

[Vermiform]

Also Nep you've never seen crane flies before?

I get to see like 5 the moment I step out my home

 

[Vermiform]

They're so fucking mundane to me I actually keep catching them for my pickled bugs collection only to literally throw em out the moment I see anything else.

 

[Nep Nep]

Also Nep you've never seen crane flies before?

I get to see like 5 the moment I step out my home

They don't exist down in Miami FL.

 

[Ral]

Ral, stop getting me romantically entangled with yo ass...

It's hard pretending to be your average slav in eastern europe when I'm drooling over both bugs and sexy thugs like yourself

Welcome to the Ral effect! It worked on @jane for like 3 seconds max too.

 

[jane]

i managed to break free fortunately

 

[Vermiform]

They don't exist down in Miami FL.

Guess flies don't like beaches with bitches

Welcome to the Ral effect! It worked on @jane for like 3 seconds max too.

i managed to break free fortunately

Ral tying women up in hopes of getting sensual with them is a bit over what most country laws and general modern morals allow my man.

 

[jane]

i stole his flat-screen so it all even outs

 

[Ral]

Ral tying women up in hopes of getting sensual with them is a bit over what most country laws and general modern morals allow my man

i stole his flat-screen so it all even outs

I will use hemp rope next time instead of that crappy dollar store brand

 

[jane]

hemp?

@Odd

 

[Vermiform]

I will use hemp rope next time instead of that crappy dollar store brand

Pro-tip, when tying women up just use their hair as rope. No need to cut or shave it off just focus on long haired women.

 

[Nep Nep]

@Planidium

Is this a moth? What kind of moth is this?

 

[Vermiform]

@Planidium

Is this a moth? What kind of moth is this?

Not a moth at all actually!

At first I thought plecopteran (aka stonefly) but I believe it's a neuropteran most likely a moth-mimicking lacewing?

 

[Vermiform]

Yeah definitely a neuropteran... Will try to hone in on the family it belongs to at least tomorrow, it's past 1 am and I'm working off cola and coffee fumes