Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

How many infantry soldiers of the US millitary to conquer the Jedi Temple ?

Also the Jedi kinda suck at telekinesis in this weaponized way. Yoda in AoTC could barely keep a metal tower about 12 feet tall and maybe 3 feet in diameter from crushing Obi-wan and Anakin, and struggled fairly hard to return to sender one of the senator's hover chair platforms in RoTS and only...

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Man.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Overlord LN Fanfic Ideas, Recommendations, and Discussion

And bloodborne is very clear the little balls of light they throw around are actual stars...Doesn't mean they are. None of thats direct, it's probably the single most flowery descriptions Ive seen in a while. What does moon and star going separate ways mean? shatter the stars? Literally? does...

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"A story saying that something is explicitly something, does not mean that it's that something" Right Overlord's less than wall level because their magical spells are a load of bullshit and flowery language.

See! I can do it too!

 

[Paxton]

"If he's so strong why doesn't he nuke the entire continent and the Tarnished"

??

 

[Paxton]

Like seriously, the guy literally jumps into orbit (iirc) and it turns from day to night.

It could not be more clear.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

it's almost like Radahn does things that try not to fuck massive amounts of people over like the entire reason he stopped the stars in the first place

 

[Masterblack06]

isnt there a story set after where Shin turns into a pocket universe or something


fuck is Gipsy Danger supposed to do against that

Not a pocket universe. man would multiply so much that he births a whole new universe

 

[Cryso Agori]

You talking about Godzilla Singular Point? It's more like he'd kill all other Kaiju and then destroy the universe.

I'm not of the mind that every Kaiju in SP is controlled by Godzilla. I believe that each Kaiju and their species are shadows of their true eldritch forms (Hence why Yun says singular points are one but many) and each are fighting for dominance to destroy the universe and become the future.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

not singular point, shin godzilla. the one by Anno

 

[Masterblack06]

You talking about Godzilla Singular Point? It's more like he'd kill all other Kaiju and then destroy the universe.

I'm not of the mind that every Kaiju in SP is controlled by Godzilla. I believe that each Kaiju and their species are shadows of their true eldritch forms (Hence why Yun says singular points are one but many) and each are fighting for dominance to destroy the universe and become the future.

Nah we talking about Shin Godzilla

 

[Cryso Agori]

Nah we talking about Shin Godzilla

...When the hell did Shin get that universe stuff? Was it from that Shin Ghidorah ride?

 

[GregSteve]

If they wanted the win they should've had them fight Godzillas shins

 

[Qinglong]

If they wanted the win they should've had them fight Godzillas shins

They have a win against GINO, I think

they had an inconclusive thread against Godzilla Jr.

 

[Paxton]

Aizen (bleach) vs the great holy grail war (fate/apocrypha)

You could make an argument for base Shinigami Aizen stomping this.

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You could Garbs, you could.

But you'd have to be a moron to actually do so.

 

[Paxton]

Aizen (bleach) vs the great holy grail war (fate/apocrypha)

Forget about immortality and Kyoka Suigetsu; Aizen flash steps around and turns the Servants into paste. None of these Noble Phantasms can actually hurt him in any real way and he's easily physically stronger than Shikai Kenpachi. The AoE of Mugetsu is also much, much wider than Aizen's body...

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Aizen (bleach) vs the great holy grail war (fate/apocrypha)

Oh yeah, I forgot about his speed. That alone gives Aizen the win, honestly. Servants are at the best of best interpretations, in general, are massively hypersonic. Bleach characters are far faster. If we're being really really generous here. Maybe if the other Servants distracted him or since...

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Oh fuck off.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Aizen (bleach) vs the great holy grail war (fate/apocrypha)

You could make an argument for base Shinigami Aizen stomping this.

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You could Garbs, you could.

But you'd have to be a moron to actually do so.

I can already see them pretending Kyoka Suigetsu = Reality Distortion or MoonCancer Kiara's Illusions despite both of those being beyond Aizen's wheelhouse...

Aizen (bleach) vs the great holy grail war (fate/apocrypha)

Forget about immortality and Kyoka Suigetsu; Aizen flash steps around and turns the Servants into paste. None of these Noble Phantasms can actually hurt him in any real way and he's easily physically stronger than Shikai Kenpachi. The AoE of Mugetsu is also much, much wider than Aizen's body...

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Aizen (bleach) vs the great holy grail war (fate/apocrypha)

Oh yeah, I forgot about his speed. That alone gives Aizen the win, honestly. Servants are at the best of best interpretations, in general, are massively hypersonic. Bleach characters are far faster. If we're being really really generous here. Maybe if the other Servants distracted him or since...

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Oh fuck off.

Yep, the old "Speed is too much for Servants" nonsense when if anything Bleach is the rare shounen series where it's speed literally never even comes up at all to even use for VS. matches. The main reason we even got speed feats for Bleach was due to Uryu's Scheele Schneider(which is subject to criticism) and Ichigo's return trip from the Royal Realm(which Base Aizen stacks to) and I say that as a major fan of Bleach.

 

[Qinglong]

found it

Zilla Jr vs Striker Eureka

The Combatants: Zilla Jr. VS Striker Eureka Rules: Movie feats and abilities only for Striker. TV feats and abilities only for Jr. No retreating. No outside interference. Volumetric scaling for accurate sizes and weights. Same for feats. Location: Sydney, Australia Starting Distance: 1...

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actually swung towards junior near the end

Godzilla 1998 vs Otachi (Pacific Rim)

The Combatants: Zilla VS Otachi Rules: Movie feats and abilities only for both characters. No escaping or outside help. No flight or acid for Otachi. No babies for Zilla. Volumetric calcs for accurate sizes, weights, and feats. Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Starting Distance: 400...

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gino got crushed as expected

 

[OtherGalaxy]

still dont get how they had GvK Kong losing to PR ones lol


PR is one of my favorite movies but featwise it is absolute dick compared to KOTM and GvK

 

[Claudio Swiss]

Meliodas vs Naruto

The Seventh Hokage, Naruto vs The King of Liones, Meliodas Round 1: Beginning of Post Timeskip Naruto vs Kingdom Infiltration Arc Meliodas Round 2: Sage Mode Naruto vs Post Revival Meliodas Round 3: KCM2 Naruto vs Purgatory Meliodas Round 4: End of War Arc Naruto vs Ten Commandmnents...

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[Xhominid The Apex]

Meliodas vs Naruto

The Seventh Hokage, Naruto vs The King of Liones, Meliodas Round 1: Beginning of Post Timeskip Naruto vs Kingdom Infiltration Arc Meliodas Round 2: Sage Mode Naruto vs Post Revival Meliodas Round 3: KCM2 Naruto vs Purgatory Meliodas Round 4: End of War Arc Naruto vs Ten Commandmnents...

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The sheer level of wank for Meliodas is unreal considering he would only really beat Round 1 and Naruto would murder him every other round with ease.

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Gilgamesh (Composite) vs Dante (Composite) - Battles - Comic Vine

Synopsis: It takes more than an obvious turn in battle to measure the strength of yourself and your opponent, because ever heard of the saying? If you

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Critical mass on the downplaying of Fate but the absolutely stupid level of wank of DMC is just something special...
Universal Dante never makes me not laugh at how absolutely stupid it is.