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Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

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Will try fully translating it as soon as I get home.
Is this about Virtual On btw?

The big blue one on the left says "I think Aliester always thought that "No matter what I do, it'll always fail"
Yes, the text is about Virtual On. Thank you very much
 
With semi immortality or dumb hax? Not sure anyone could. :pepethink
:breh
Rukia's one of my favorite characters and even I can tell this is fucking ridiculous.

Not only because it's based on the false notion that her ability is hax to start with (it isn't), but also because we've literally seen someone muscle out of her shikai version, but no one's gonna do the same to her Bankai version? Just because pretty much. 🤦‍♂️

No one Soul Reaper Aizen/Exiled Captain/Elite Nazi level and above is dying to this shit.
 

I saw some people assuming most HP wizards/students at least would be squishy 6 HP Level 1 Commoners which uh...

Reminder Harry as a (likely malnourished) 12 year old was able to tank what's functionally a direct cannonball hit with just a broken arm abd no other damage like idk internal stuff. Holy fuck, that's actually understating it since bludgers go are 10 in diameter and a irl cannonballs top around 6.5 in. Quick reminder sphere volume formula has radius (diameter/2) cubed so it's much much heavier than actual cannonballs.

Oh but energy depends on speed too not just mass! Well year 2 Harry was pursued by said Canonball++ while going full tilt on his broom, which have been noted to hit hundreds of miles per hour so...

Tldr: taking stuff as written if you say HP students are Commoners their the fucking tankiest 6 HP scrubs ever where random preteens can take a barb axe to the face and walk away mostly fine.

It's funny seeing this... and then later having people outright say that in the past, there was STONE Bludgers and those had to be changed because players was actually being KILLED by them(on top of the fact that the players meant to deal with them can destroy them but then others would have to deal with flying homing gravel) which heavily implies the Bludgers we've seen now are enchanted to not actually hurt the players...

Again, HP Wizards have high pain resistance(as they technically barely feel getting seriously hurt for some reason) but their actual durability is still on the level of basic humans.

I mean this one (Y2) specifically got hacked to go after Harry only so even if they normally have some dampener, this one wouldn't.

And injuries never seemed to be an issue in HP books? You have stuff like the basilisk, which has magic gaze of death and super poison, wizards casting spells, etc etc. And also Hagrid being incredulous something as wimpy as a car crash could ever kill Lilly and James.

Fucking Hagrid? Are we taking information from fucking HAGRID now?! Hagrid is half fucking GIANT and can take absurd levels of abuse because of it(to the point you need high level spells just to injure the man) and he barely knows dick about anything outside of his expertise and is still a fucking WIZARD, he doesn't even know what a car IS.
 

That son is mother trope considering she is unable to do it to anyone else with high speed.

...That's not how it comes off in the scene...


She very much doesn't immediately grab him until he basically passes right next to her meaning she was waiting for him to close the distance or he would avoid her.

She didn't react to the explosion she saw cross pull the trigger and put a energy around him.

Again no?


If that was the case, she would have put a shield on his ass immediately.

She and strange have never created a portal the size of a bijuu and all that stuff requires the opponent walking into it besides the mirror dimension.

Um, if she can easily no sell the Mirror Dimension shit and we've seen it can be the size of New York City in the latest Spider-Man movie, I'm pretty certain she can very much trap the Bijuu in the Mirror Dimension if she wants... but she doesn't need to anyway.

The mirror dimension has only been used as a portal and again that requir a her being able to get it off before everyone kills her considering she has never gotten it off on anyone else as fast as the opponents most of Wanda feat in that story are from reality warping and in other cases PIS like Black Bolt screaming and Reed telling her how his powers work. This doenst work unless you want to claim Captain America is MHS considering Captain Carter who would be in the same tier fights Wanda in hand to hand.

Again, outside of the typical MCU downplay, she and others she stacks to has shown feats that would very, very much make her faster or atleast equal speed to Naruto's best.

And here's the funny part: This dude can play that game... but is it really wise when the 5 second Pain shit exists in Naruto? And Pain is a high tier character in that series, if not Top Tier?
 
Byakuya fucking destroys him. Shikai Ichigo is a massive jobber. Byakuya directly surpassed his best feats and he has no other people saying a sandbagging Yhwach was kicking his ass.
Typical EoS Shikai Ichigo downplay, nothing to see here.

Just refusing to acknowledge that we have a visual fucking indicator to prove that he never went all out (not even close) before the fight with Mustache (ie visible reiatsu vs non-visible reiatsu), or that Byakuya has nothing on the direct hype from Mustache that Ichigo's sheer reiatsu covers any openings he might have otherwise had.
He isn't. Even if you want to argue that EoS is equal/stronger to Dangai, why would bankai be excluded in Yhwach's assessment?
Yes a Mustache who DID NOT have The Almighty active and whom has thus never seen Ichigo's new Bankai, is totally taking that into account with his statements. 🤦‍♂️

Let's just ignore that it was only when Ichigo hit him with the Gran Ray Cero and Mustache turned The Almighty on that he fully understood how much of a threat Ichigo was at that point. So NONE of his earlier statements are in reference to his stronger forms.
 
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>Dies Irae shit
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Typical EoS Shikai Ichigo downplay, nothing to see here.

Just refusing to acknowledge that we have a visual fucking indicator to prove that he never went all out (not even close) before the fight with Mustache (ie visible reiatsu vs non-visible reiatsu), or that Byakuya has nothing on the direct hype from Mustache that Ichigo's sheer reiatsu covers any openings he might have otherwise had.

Yes a Mustache who DID NOT have The Almighty active and whom has thus never seen Ichigo's new Bankai, is totally taking that into account with his statements. 🤦‍♂️

Let's just ignore that it was only when Ichigo hit him with the Gran Ray Cero and Mustache turned The Almighty on that he fully understood how much of a threat Ichigo was at that point. So NONE of his earlier statements are in reference to his stronger forms.

...FV has become worse than SB...
RG Shikai Ichigo absolutely dominated and wasted Sternritter with hilarious ease when he got back(He treated a 4 pronged attack by the Femritters like it was just a joke despite them trying to KILL him, had to tell Candice to get out of the way of his Getsuga Juujishou due to how insanely afraid she was of the output, no sold a dead on punch by Meninas to the point even Robert gave him a pat on the back for it and it was heavily implied he would have taken out SEVEN Sternritter at the same time if he wasn't rushing for Uryu.

The only Sternritter he lost to was Askin, one of the most bullshit of them all and one whose abilities Ichigo had no idea how far they went and that was the only actual loss he had.

Byakuya couldn't even deal with Gerard and was still stuck on him despite having support from 2 other Captains... for fuck's sake.
 

Bruh. :diolaugh
Such a pointless thread for an obvious result that everyone agrees with.
 
The only Sternritter he lost to was Askin, one of the most bullshit of them all and one whose abilities Ichigo had no idea how far they went and that was the only actual loss he had.
But Yoruichi took the same hax better than Ichigo did, that TOTALLY means he's weaker than her right? :maybe
 
But Yoruichi took the same hax better than Ichigo did, that TOTALLY means he's weaker than her right? :maybe

I mean considering Ichigo is one of the War Potentials, it would make better sense Askin would take him extremely seriously compared to anyone else(Hell, he also tagged Orihime and Chad in Gift Pool just like Ichigo which more implies he ambushed them rather than did a straight fight)
 
...FV has become worse than SB...
RG Shikai Ichigo absolutely dominated and wasted Sternritter with hilarious ease when he got back(He treated a 4 pronged attack by the Femritters like it was just a joke despite them trying to KILL him, had to tell Candice to get out of the way of his Getsuga Juujishou due to how insanely afraid she was of the output, no sold a dead on punch by Meninas to the point even Robert gave him a pat on the back for it and it was heavily implied he would have taken out SEVEN Sternritter at the same time if he wasn't rushing for Uryu.

The only Sternritter he lost to was Askin, one of the most bullshit of them all and one whose abilities Ichigo had no idea how far they went and that was the only actual loss he had.


Byakuya couldn't even deal with Gerard and was still stuck on him despite having support from 2 other Captains... for fuck's sake.
yeah I'd honestly argue Askin is the most bullshit of them all
Deathdealing is some fuckery
 
Quantify "well-defended".

You guys bring it up, but you kind of don't explain how it actually matters. Is he well defended against Yhwach? Clearly not. So it's not a relative comparison but just how guarded Ichigo is in general. But what does that even mean for power levels relative to other characters? Aizen, for example, had holes in his defenses thanks to his bonds. Are you telling he is less protected (in general) comapred to those who do, or even Shikai Ichigo? Not likely, given Aizen's superior feats.
This is just being willfully fucking ignorant.

Sables knows damn well what Mustache's statement obviously means (ie that Ichigo is NOT an opponent he can take lightly), but he keeps desparately trying to dance around it so he can ignore the bloody obvious.
Really not sure what he thinks any of this proves.

Hell if anything, the fact that the OBVIOUSLY WEAKER (than Shikai Ichigo) Orihime and Chad took the same attack and were in significantly better condition, completely fucking torches the argument that Yoruichi's resistance boasts any kind of superiority over Ichigo here.
 
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