Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

John Cena VS Tommy Oliver (WWE VS Power Rangers)

The evil Green Ranger was nuts, but SuperCena is absolutely no joke himself. I never really thought about tiering WWE, just taking in their feats (of which their are plenty) and relativity to one another. They have some pretty impressive statements and shown powers, some straight reference...

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[Paxton]

Kaguya (Naruto) and Yhwach (Bleach) vs Riordanverse Gods

Spite thread. Yhwach flexes and destroys the planet.

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Ignoring that he can't do that... isn't that literally nothing to them?

 

[Mr.OMG]

Saitama being stronger than Accelerator is hilarious.

And given that Virtual-On turned out to be canon (the Virtual-On story took place in a parallel universe, but even so it was mentioned in the global timeline which did not happen with the other crossovers, such as the Durarara crossover), the difference between Saitama and Accelerator became even greater.

 

[Paxton]

Not like Saitama has any answer to "if you're anywhere within a galaxy's worth of distance (at least) from me, you're getting your soul ripped out of your body", courtesy of the Clonoth Express.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Kaguya (Naruto) and Yhwach (Bleach) vs Riordanverse Gods

Spite thread. Yhwach flexes and destroys the planet.

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Ignoring that he can't do that... isn't that literally nothing to them?

Technically is and isn't. Cause they have feats like creating constellations and being able to cause supernovas. But they are also supported by the 'heart of western civilization' (USA) and people's knowledge of them. So if the earth gets blown up they'd fade away cause there are no more humans to support their existence.

 

[Cryso Agori]

Not like it matters since Yhawch can't do that.

 

[Xadlin]

Team Videogame vs Team Cartoon vs Team Anime

Mario and Accelerator are unironically the weakest guys in the thread Or maybe Mickey is the weakest (he varies depending on the cartoon and I’m honestly struggling to think of a time where he’s overpowered)

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Huh.

For fun.
and since i wanted to spice up SB a little bit.

 

[Claudio Swiss]

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/aizen-vs-yhwach-matchups-bleach.1044675/page-2
Not bad but

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Weakest Type-Moon character that can solo Naruto?

What is the weakest Type-Moon character that can solo Naruto verse? Rules: The Type-Moon character must kill all Naruto characters to win Naruto characters must to stop them Win by death, KO, incap but no BFR Both sides are determined to win All equipment are allowed The battle takes place in...

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>LB Zeus is needed
>Sefar or Amaterasu
>Simply due to Kaguya

Man, these people are going to extremely stupid levels over Kaguya's weak ass? Like Gilgamesh, Enkidu, Thia Escardos, Gawain, Lancelot, Galahad, Saber Artoria, Heracles, Cu Alter, Nikola Telsa, Quetzalcoatl, etc. etc.

Hell, Remake Ciel absolutely can body Kaguya if she can body a 50%+ Arcueid with Calvado Star and thus everyone else in Naruto hilariously easy or Rin with Jeweled Sword Zelretch considering she can destroy Grail Mud.

 

[Blade]

forum at this point should be renamed as nasubattles

cuz nasu vs threads live so rent free in that forum

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

forum at this point should be renamed as nasubattles

cuz nasu vs threads live so rent free in that forum

It's more becoming me just finding it hilarious that SB is really the only forum at this point with such garbage opinions when even basic fans atleast put them at higher levels of power for far less.

 

[Blade]

mean

even youtube doubters, have said in various comments, that, even during the fight of karna vs sieg, both of them could nuke verses like mha and rwby, lol

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

mean

even youtube doubters, have said in various comments, that, even during the fight of karna vs sieg, both of them could nuke verses like mha and rwby, lol

I've seen people say that Saber would basically take Fairy Tail down on her own so yeah, it just makes SB's takes so fundamentally insane, it boggles my mind that they choose to remain rent-free this hard.

 

[Cryso Agori]

forum at this point should be renamed as nasubattles

cuz nasu vs threads live so rent free in that forum

They already did they renamed themselves Saberbattles at one point as a joke and this year's April Fools event was based of Tamamo Vitch.

 

[Cryso Agori]

UwU Behowd youw nyew mastaw - The Hunt for the Nine-Tailed Fox! [Contest]

The great fox-demon of Japan, Tamamo-no-mae, has escaped from her prison! It appears that she has possessed the servers, and cast nine great curses on SB, in preparation for her dastardly plans. Already, many of the staff have been affected. Thankfully, Xon has cast a powerful ritual...

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like I said, this was a thing

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Weakest Type-Moon character that can solo Naruto?

There's essentially 2 sets of characters on the Naruto side in the vs. The immortals (kaguya, tailed beasts, ten tails jinjiruki, edo's etc) And everyone else. Mata Hari and Charlotte can kill every member of the everyone else category as the power to not be perceived a threat works...

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There's essentially 2 sets of characters on the Naruto side in the vs.

The immortals (kaguya, tailed beasts, ten tails jinjiruki, edo's etc)

And everyone else.

Mata Hari and Charlotte can kill every member of the everyone else category as the power to not be perceived a threat works incredibly well against people that die to knife wounds to the spine.

They just have no method of taking out the immortals.

I'd nominate one of the lostbelt kings, Arjuna or Zeus for the 1v1 scenario.

They literally have methods to kill Immortals... there are plenty of Noble Phantasms which can kill Immortals, Cu's Gae Bolg and Gae Bolg Alternative is literally one example.

I mean, they won't be able to kill Eida thanks to her love hax unless they have resistance to that kind of thing, and Daemon can also kill them even if he does not perceive them as a threat.

With Eida being a thing now and presented as unstoppable thanks to her love hax alone, I have to ask does human Kiara have her love hax and how fast does it take to activate because if it's anything like Eida's ability she should be able to hax everyone to death.

This would mean something but again, they kinda overestimate Eida's ability of Shikamaru can last long against it and Daemon's ability isn't even all that powerful in the long term since again, we have characters in Naruto that can deal with it.

 

[Paxton]

Tooru (Jojo) vs Parahumans (Worm)

Contessa would do it trivially yeah. She can ask for paths and follow them in such a way as to avoid even thinking about what she is doing specifically to avoid cognito-hazards like Wonder. And speaking of memetic hazards there is Mama Mathers who is a walking memetic hazard that majorly screws...

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??

 

[Paxton]

Guts (Berserk) vs Miraak (Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

That meme is like peak shitty Elder Scrolls debating (and spelling). When some random citizen disproves existence of an army as a whole Khajitt gets high to infinitely overpopulate an infinite plane of existence with cats And a Daedric Prince rains cheeses everywhere Name one time an...

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Mhm, sure..

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Tooru (Jojo) vs Parahumans (Worm)

Contessa would do it trivially yeah. She can ask for paths and follow them in such a way as to avoid even thinking about what she is doing specifically to avoid cognito-hazards like Wonder. And speaking of memetic hazards there is Mama Mathers who is a walking memetic hazard that majorly screws...

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??

They do realize Contessa even USING PTV to find Tooru... would still activate his Stand ability right?
Hell, even getting near him following all of the rules... will still get you got regardless because that's how dumb it's ability is.

 

[OtherGalaxy]

Tooru (Jojo) vs Parahumans (Worm)

Contessa would do it trivially yeah. She can ask for paths and follow them in such a way as to avoid even thinking about what she is doing specifically to avoid cognito-hazards like Wonder. And speaking of memetic hazards there is Mama Mathers who is a walking memetic hazard that majorly screws...

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??

read some analysis today that made me change my mind on Tooru being shittily written so I've decided he wins now