Circus of Humorous & Humiliating Arguments Part 3: Laugh Hard with a Vengence

[Paxton]

Contessa and Numberman (Worm) vs a squad of Assassins (40k)

You know what, I feel like I may have done Contessa a disservice by overestimating her opponents- do any of these assassins have armour durable enough to shrug off a 50 cal sniper rifle shot directly to the eye? Unless these assassins are operating at outright supersonic speeds, and Duster’s...

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lol

lmao

their synthskin or w/e can shrug off bolter fire which should be far in excess of a .50 cal iirc

 

[Paxton]

Strongest character the Espada can beat in Nasuverse?

Who in the Nasuverse can fight the full force of the Espada altogether? Neutral battlefield Both sides will be in character Starting Distance: 100 meters Espada

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@Xhominid the Fool This thread is hilarious

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Contessa Vs. Darth Vader

Both are plucked from their settings by a random omnipotent being and told whoever kills the other within the next ten minutes will have whatever wish they desire granted. If neither fighter is dead when the time limit expires, they will both be turned into cucumbers and eaten. Both in...

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[Stocking Anarchy]

How powerful do you consider Legends Luke Skywalker?

Try spawning the NPC Luke in Jedi Outcast. And then spawn an incremental number of standard Stormtrooper NPCs. Ten, twenty, thirty and so on. The moment Luke dies, tally up the dead STs and you have Luke's effectiveness in combat comparison to Stormtrooper Platoon(s) strength. Last time I goofed...

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Try spawning the NPC Luke in Jedi Outcast. And then spawn an incremental number of standard Stormtrooper NPCs. Ten, twenty, thirty and so on. The moment Luke dies, tally up the dead STs and you have Luke's effectiveness in combat comparison to Stormtrooper Platoon(s) strength.
Last time I goofed around with Jedi Outcast console command, it took around twenty STs to kill him. Might be more than that.

 

[Paxton]

How powerful do you consider Legends Luke Skywalker?

Try spawning the NPC Luke in Jedi Outcast. And then spawn an incremental number of standard Stormtrooper NPCs. Ten, twenty, thirty and so on. The moment Luke dies, tally up the dead STs and you have Luke's effectiveness in combat comparison to Stormtrooper Platoon(s) strength. Last time I goofed...

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I mean...

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

I mean...

Luke beats 30 Lego Stormstroopers who can survive this explosion

 

[Xhominid The Apex]

Strongest character the Espada can beat in Nasuverse?

Who in the Nasuverse can fight the full force of the Espada altogether? Neutral battlefield Both sides will be in character Starting Distance: 100 meters Espada

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@Xhominid the Fool This thread is hilarious

Yeah, this is what I was also talking about @Adamant soul they think the Espada literally can clear through every Singularity and most of the Lostbelts despite the Singularities having such powerhouses as:

- Saber Alter(In Singularity F, aka the very first Singularity we head to)
- Fafnir and Siegfried(who can casually throw out Country Busting attacks and would venture easily into Multi-Continental due to being able to take Vasavi Shakti and only lose it's wings from the attack)
- Heracles(Okeanos)
- Cu Alter, Fergus, Rama, Karna and Arjuna(Cu Alter canonically outstrips ARTORIA in sheer ability and power, makes sense as he's a more combat oriented Cu Chulainn, Fergus endangered the entirety of the US with Caladbolg, Rama literally defied death and caused an error in Cause and Effect for Nasuverse Earth and is as powerful as Karna and Arjuna, if not stronger and Karna and Arjuna is obvious)
- The entire KoTR, Lion King, Ozymandias and King Fucking Hassan
- Gilgamesh, Fucking Quetzalcoatl, Ishtar, Ereshkigal, Gorgon
- Lostbelt Ivan The Terrible(Who can be argued surpassed Gugulanna in power, a Divine Beast capable of enshrouding the entire Planet in an unending storm while fighting Gilgamesh and Enkidu and with a single step can destroy the entire area of Connacht twice over)
- Sigurd, Lostbelt Skadi and Surtr
- Yu Meiren, Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang(the Former can cause Country Wide Cataclysms capable of killing Servants easily and can spam it indefinitely and literally cannot die naturally or through typical means, the second is on the level of Dragons(Country Busters at minimum) at base levels even before ramping up and the last one is basically just as unkillable as Yu and is as strong as a Grand Servant).

Yeah, SB really loves to pretend the Espada was stronger than they actually are for very little reason.

 

[Mondak]

Kid Vegeta vs Deku & Bakugo

RULES Bloodlust active, victory only by death and death alone, no prep time. takes place at the World Martial Arts tournament Kid vegeta from before planet vegeta was destroyed VS Bakugo and Deku FIGHT!

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7 pages of stonewalling and downplaying. As if OG DB couldn't stomp the verse

 

[Gordo]

Kid Vegeta vs Deku & Bakugo

RULES Bloodlust active, victory only by death and death alone, no prep time. takes place at the World Martial Arts tournament Kid vegeta from before planet vegeta was destroyed VS Bakugo and Deku FIGHT!

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7 pages of stonewalling and downplaying. As if OG DB couldn't stomp the verse

>Deku breaking a block of ice makes him physically stronger than Kid Vegeta

 

[Masterblack06]

Contessa Vs. Darth Vader

Both are plucked from their settings by a random omnipotent being and told whoever kills the other within the next ten minutes will have whatever wish they desire granted. If neither fighter is dead when the time limit expires, they will both be turned into cucumbers and eaten. Both in...

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This is getting unreal at this point

 

[Mondak]

>Deku breaking a block of ice makes him physically stronger than Kid Vegeta

The funny thing is, that one dude in that thread is trying to downplay DB's strength, but even Kid Goku and his opponents have better strength feats than current Deku

>Goku jumping several miles into the stratosphere in the 21st Budokai
>He pushes a massive boulder during his training before the tournament
>Tao throws a stone pillar thousands of miles

I'm sure there's more

 

[Blade]

Here's an obscure character from Divinity by the name of Fane who is universal and mftl, who can potentially become divine via multiversal

obscure jrpg gameplay level chars don't count, stop promoting that agenda

but, he solos ainz too

 

[Paxton]

obscure jrpg gameplay level chars don't count, stop promoting that agenda

but, he solos ainz too

DOS2's a great game, can't blame him.

 

[Blade]

The funny thing is, that one dude in that thread is trying to downplay DB's strength, but even Kid Goku and his opponents have better strength feats than current Deku

>Goku jumping several miles into the stratosphere in the 21st Budokai
>He pushes a massive boulder during his training before the tournament
>Tao throws a stone pillar thousands of miles

I'm sure there's more

dc/stats wise, current deku is far stronger, kid kakarot wasn't potentially island+ levels, even vsbw never claimed him that much

on the strength department though, kakarot had him

basically

deku is that strong cuz of his quirks, that counts for most mha chars

let him have a fight without them, and he loses even from aged mike tyson

 

[Blade]

The scp wiki niggas need to stop acting like scps affect the actual world

control-alt-delete keyboard command >>>>> scp headcanon

 

[Masterblack06]

Also another skeleton that bodies Ainz

 

[Mondak]

dc/stats wise, current deku is far stronger, kid kakarot wasn't potentially island+ levels, even vsbw never claimed him that much

on the strength department though, kakarot had him

basically

deku is that strong cuz of his quirks, that counts for most mha chars

let him have a fight without them, and he loses even from aged mike tyson

Oh i know Deku has higher dc than OG DB (not 23rd Budokai though )

But if you look at strength feats, Kid Goku looks more impressive than manga deku.

Going by SB's logic, if you take away scaling, Deku wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Adamant soul]

https://www.cbr.com/anime-most-overpowered-one-shot-abilities/

Fuck's sake, if you're gonna title your list the best "one-shot" abilities, then make sure they're actually abilities that kill in one-hit.

Even with the series they had there, there are better choices such as:
Fate - Gae Bolg (DUHHHHHHHH)
Bleach - X-Axis
Dragon Ball - Hit's heart punch (did they ever name that move?)

They just put a bunch of unga bunga power shit on there, that rarely if ever actually one-shots shit.

Strongest character the Espada can beat in Nasuverse?

Who in the Nasuverse can fight the full force of the Espada altogether? Neutral battlefield Both sides will be in character Starting Distance: 100 meters Espada

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@Xhominid the Fool This thread is hilarious

Needing OUTLIER Servants to clear the Espada...when the entire Servant cast of Fate Stay Night can do it while NERFED. ha

Yeah, this is what I was also talking about @Adamant soul they think the Espada literally can clear through every Singularity and most of the Lostbelts despite the Singularities having such powerhouses as:

- Saber Alter(In Singularity F, aka the very first Singularity we head to)
- Fafnir and Siegfried(who can casually throw out Country Busting attacks and would venture easily into Multi-Continental due to being able to take Vasavi Shakti and only lose it's wings from the attack)
- Heracles(Okeanos)
- Cu Alter, Fergus, Rama, Karna and Arjuna(Cu Alter canonically outstrips ARTORIA in sheer ability and power, makes sense as he's a more combat oriented Cu Chulainn, Fergus endangered the entirety of the US with Caladbolg, Rama literally defied death and caused an error in Cause and Effect for Nasuverse Earth and is as powerful as Karna and Arjuna, if not stronger and Karna and Arjuna is obvious)
- The entire KoTR, Lion King, Ozymandias and King Fucking Hassan
- Gilgamesh, Fucking Quetzalcoatl, Ishtar, Ereshkigal, Gorgon
- Lostbelt Ivan The Terrible(Who can be argued surpassed Gugulanna in power, a Divine Beast capable of enshrouding the entire Planet in an unending storm while fighting Gilgamesh and Enkidu and with a single step can destroy the entire area of Connacht twice over)
- Sigurd, Lostbelt Skadi and Surtr
- Yu Meiren, Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang(the Former can cause Country Wide Cataclysms capable of killing Servants easily and can spam it indefinitely and literally cannot die naturally or through typical means, the second is on the level of Dragons(Country Busters at minimum) at base levels even before ramping up and the last one is basically just as unkillable as Yu and is as strong as a Grand Servant).

Yeah, SB really loves to pretend the Espada was stronger than they actually are for very little reason.

The Espada are victims of actually being a really cool group of villains/characters overall (with only a couple stinkers in Nnoitra and Ulquiorra), so people are desparate to argue they are a much bigger deal than they actually were in the series.

FV Bleach is just as bad when it comes to arguing the Espada vs the Sternritter. Despite the Sternritter shitting on the people who murked the Espada (often even stronger versions of them), they only conceed that Royd, the Elites or higher can actually clear the Espada.

Definitely not Base Lillie though, he gets blitzed by Stark because Stark was totally weakened when Shunsui was able to keep up with him (as opposed to Shunsui no longer being nerfed by his Zanpaktou's lack of co-operation) and is generally physically weaker than fucking ROBERT.

 

[Papa Nier]

obscure jrpg gameplay level chars don't count, stop promoting that agenda

but, he solos ainz too

Obscure Belgium RPG

 

[82J]

Is it possible for MHA verse to win against Cosmic Fear Mode Garou (OPM)?

Like the question above, is it possible for MHA verse to actually prevail against Cosmic Fear Mode Garou? Cosmic Fear Mode Garou starts somewhere in Kyushu island. Garou is still motivated to commit his absolute evil plan in this brand new world. Garou has no knowledge about what this new...

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